QH CC#77 - Page 11

Originally posted by: Karan.G.king

mere bhi

kamini mere peeche kyun ho tum sab

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.

Originally posted by: ASADsweetZOYA

i guess the teacher who corrects the paper may get a wonderful laughing time...😆

is the 2-3 Questions were 6 or 10 marks questions..?🤣

2 marks questions..agar 6 ya 10 ke hothe tho i would be dead by now..Mumma wouldn't leave me

One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, ''How much is the yellow one?''

The assistant says, ''$2000.'' The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, ''This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast.''

''What about the green one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes.''

''What about the red one?'' the man asks.

The assistant says, ''That one's $10,000.''

The man says, ''What does HE do?''

The assistant says, ''I don't know, but the other two call him boss.''

Originally posted by: Karan.G.king

Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick.

what dafaq 🤣

Originally posted by: ...OohLaLa...

2 marks questions..agar 6 ya 10 ke hothe tho i would be dead by now..Mumma wouldn't leave me

@fantasy pehle paise de
@kite yeh kaisa joke tha🤣

A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."

The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."

The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"

The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."

Originally posted by: ASADsweetZOYA

i too wouldnt have leave u alone then...😆

yeah i know 😆 Ur the nly one who keeps asking me to study 🤗

Originally posted by: ASADsweetZOYA

promoting other sites/companies is not allowed on IF..samje yaa samjavoo..?😆

IF ke pages par hamesha intel ka add aataa hai so y shouldnt i promote it