She tries to subtle seduce Asad by holding his hands and saying -Agar hum Zoya ki jagah hotte toh? Asad gets the horror of his life and goes and sits in the dining room , still recovering from the suggested horror.
CHECK.
She scares and attacks Zoe with a very symbolic aankh-mein-dhool -ka-jhonka. Poor Zoe hops up and down in pain like a springboard and cries rivers.
CHECK.
She scares the audience with her stone eye and her Zee Horror Show monologue threatening to break AsYa up , destroy Zoe and claim Asad. We all hide behind our pillows and howl - Gullu Aunty, kyun daraa rahee ho?
CHECK.
Phew! This Makkhan ki C grade dukaan really is something. So many shades of devilry and how. No wonder Immy is taking telecommunication kisses from Nikhoo. Ye daayan gayee aur use Nikhoo jaisi paree milli.
What was that? Trying to sweet talk and seduce Asad and daring to even suggest if she can take Zoe's place? Mujhe lagaa Asad waheen heart attack se collapse ho jaayega. Actually, depression mein ho bhi jaata but Aapi Saasu came and saved him in the dining hall. Kaise shock mein baithaa tha kabootar ki tarah.
Aur daayan to pehle se hi hai, abb blower fans chalaa ke garden mein bhootni banke Chhaiya Chhaiya bhi karne lagee hai? Can't you just revise what Razia told you so categorically? AsYa ko alag karnaa tumhaare bas ki baat nahiin hai - alag kar bhi diyaa toh unka Physics unko waapis magnetic field mein le aayega.
Upar se Zoe ki heavy-duty-beauty eyes mein gamle waali mitti daal dee? This Daayan will not even think twice if she has to stab Zoe and burn her in some Bhootiyaa Haweli. Bloody Pyscho Daayan!
My head is so chakkar khaaoing that i cannot even concentrate on Zoe -Asad-Aapi-Dilshoo-Immy-Nikhoo-Hassu. Issliye, please aaj 2-3 lines se kaam chalaa lo. This daayan gives me DISTURBIA!
1. Asad-Aapi.
Asad holds her in respect and regard. She handles him sensitively but with firmness. Asad told her honestly what he felt about Zoe's so-called aag-ki-harkat. Aapi didn't blow off on him but delivered the truth to him with understated emotion. Two people , in love with Zoe , seeing her from different windows and yet arriving at a meeting ground. I want more of Asad and Aapi. Aapi can pull his reins without him even realizing that he is being put on leash.
2. Asad-Zoe.
Just one quote and it says it all - " We were never looking for each-other. We were never supposed to be with each-other. In our senses, we would never fall in love with each-other. We do not fit a single conventional bracket for each-other. I will always be the dusk and you will always be the break of dawn.You cannot see me and I cannot see you. The only place where we can be one is twilight. Are we there yet? "(This is not my work).
3. Immy-Nikhoo
New Immy is so CUTEEE and he is oh-so-romantic with Nikhoo. He treats her well , sees only the beauty in her , feels proud of her dancing skills. You can almost believe that maybe his love for her is real. At least, Nikhoo loves him. If Immy is indeed Tannu's baby's father , he should be honest and step forward and take responsibility. Keeping the pregnancy was Tannu's choice but Immy should accept the parentage even if he does not want to be with her. Nikhoo will prefer an honest man to a bhagodaa puraana aashiq of Tannu.
4. Dilshad-Asad.
Awwwlleee! Asad baby was blushing and all , hmm when Ammi mentioned the Nikaah? Thappad maarke munhh todh doon main isska? Zoe pe dahaadh maarke chillaane mein toh koi sharam nahiin aati, but just to tell her that he loves her, he is making all 1960s heroes look like Playboy Magazine Covers! Asad, please open your pitaara of multiple personalities' disorders and pick the Airport Waala Asad.Zoya maane ya na maane, tera 'wo actually' maane ya na maane , Nikaah kar le aur fandoms ko chainn ki saans lenne de!
P.S- Is Zoe MAD? Asad ek bewakoof kum hai jo ye bhi cocaine ke pancakes khaa ke baat karne lagee? Asad has set up a whole place for you with lamps, candles, drapes and a dinner. He has his heart on his sleeve and he is serenading you and your sexy back. Aur tujhe doubt hai ki ussne tujhe break-up karne ke liye bulaaya hai? WHAT THE! ... Matlab, yaar, you and Asad got a competition going on ki hum donno mein se zyada badaa khacchar khotaa kaun haigaa?
Edited by MoronsKiMallika - 12 years ago