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Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

@SherlynChopra naked for a day and thats news. I stay naked every day and no one writes about me. #HeartBrokenElvis

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

How can it be "Mere dad @ramkapoor1973 ki Maruti"? Don't think even half of his body will fit in that car. *Woof*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Since Sallu bhai never won any real acting awards,Imagine in 50years in a bio movie the actor who plays Sallu wins d national award.#Burn.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

When life gives you Shamita aunty, get her some panties. And oh, God bless.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

I am a leftie too. I just use both my left paws to type. *Woof* @SrBachchan

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Heard #PC aunty singing: Meri nose bhi plastic, Meri honth bhi plastic *woof*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

#PC aunty made me listen to 'In my citaay'. I dozed off. She said 'Theekh se sun lena warna SRK ko bolke tera band baja doongi #BlindThreat

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

@priyankachopra aunty's reaction when she spots Asin aunty walking towards her. pic.twitter.com/R2VyLm04ie

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

No more calling PC plastic. She warned me saying "kutte main SRK ko Bol kar tumhara naam o nishaan mita doongi" *scared woof*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Sajid khan says that he'll refund the money if we don't clap when AD makes his entry.Lets all pledge not to & make him bankrupt.*Evil woof*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Yesterday #Akki ws here for lunch. #Bebo said No plastic containers on the table. #Twinkle has banned anything & everything 'plastic' *wink*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Randhir Nanu, Rishi Nanu, Rima Nani at #Bebo's place for dinner. Bebo said 'Elvis, No dinner for you today. Sab finish ho gaya' #HungryElvis

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Called SRK uncle to ask him if he has spare botox shots as Saifu ran out, he yelled and said 'Leave Me Alone'. I got mad & said,*kuff you*.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Called Ranbir Mamu. He said he was busy on a 'car drive'. I sometimes call him 'energizer' Mamu. He Keeps going and going. *wink*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

You think your life is bad, ask Tushar Kapoor how it feels to be constantly bothered by Victoria Secrets to model for one of their bras.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

You think your life is bad, just imagine being in Jeterndra naanu's place. Ek aadhi haddhi toh zaoori tooti hogi. pic.twitter.com/pfS7KruurI

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Told Bebo dont wear this but she didn't listen, she said, 'I look the best, hai na?' & she answered 'of course i do' pic.twitter.com/i1HpDCQmTf

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

So @ramkapoor1973 went for a swim at Chennai beach and effects were felt as far as on Thailand beaches.Ppl ran away yelling "Tsunami".*Woof*

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

My poor #bebo was hurt so badly from wooden splinters during Heroine shoot. Its bound to happen if you work with wooden @rampalarjun.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Bebo says, everyone runs away like crazy when they see Sonakshi aunty, they apparently think a bulldozer is headed their way.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

You think you are having a bad day, just ask Imran uncle how his back is doing after having to bend down 100 times to kiss his wife.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

You think you are having a bad day, just ask Asin aunty how many bottles of perfume she had spray to have a normal day.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Bebo says thank God 4 @ShraddhaKapoor's mom whose genes rectified all the harm Shakti Kapoor's Aaooo would have done. *Woof Woof*

@ yaari
this is hilarious😆

I was pulling Kangana aunty's skirt. She said 'Bed' Dogie. I showed her the bed. She said 'notty' dogie. She had actually meant 'bad' doggie

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Also heard a Sonakshi asked for 5crore for a Telugu movie.Isn't it great that she is paid so much to destroy the sets with her dance moves.

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

When life gives you Asin aunty, buy her a deodorant.

SLB has now transcended from boring ppl to death once a year for 3 hrs to half an hour daily. Yawn. #Saraswatichandr

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Instead of using tear gas, armed forces will now use Asin aunty to push back enemy lines or to drive them out of hiding. *holds breath* woof

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

#Irfan uncle had issues in #USA. #SRK uncle whines abt it all the time. Thats exactly why I still have 'Kapoor' as my last name.#smartdoggie

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

ETT became a BB in Japan? Could it be that the movie goers there are suffering from side-effects frm the tsunami Nuclear disaster?

Nawaab Elvis Kapoor ?@ElvisKapoor

Breaking News: Asin aunty in hospital, she apparently inhaled deadly fumes from her own armpits while filming this. pic.twitter.com/pTDFjcnj8m

spoorthi i'm posting the tweets 😆