Miyaa What is wrong with you Mr Khan?
Zoyaa!! Khuda ke liye, kuch deir chupp hoojaaoo please.
NAAAHHII---
Thik hai, baktii rahoo!!
Yeaa kahaan aagayee humm?? Yun hii saath chalte chalte!! Mr Khan?
Jahan aap hume guide karke lee ayee, Naa left naa right!! How many time do I need to tell you And stop singing in that voice!!!
THAT THIS IS NOT MY GTA RACE TRACKS. OKAYY FINE I WONT SING.
Good. Thank you.
But you said appko route pata hai, MAIN TOH DRIVE BHI NAHI KAR RAHI THI!! Aur aap mujhe, I mean mujh par ilzaam laga rahe hai? How could you Mr Khan?
ZOOYAA!! Okay Phooppiee meri. I AM SOORYY. Abb khush?? Idhar se nikalne ka kuch sooche?
Naahii app hamesha, meri hi galti nikalte ho! Maine jab kuch kiya tab nahi!!!
Iss baat ko hum baad mein discuss kare? Andhera hone ko hai!
Naahii!
Okay theek hai karti raho! Your times starts now.
Mujhe bhook lagi hai.
Maine kaha tha ki dhaabe mein kuch kha lo par nahi
Iss mein bhi meri galti?
Nahi meri galti,mujhe hi kuch le lena chahiyeh tha
Aise hi aap apni galti accept karte rahenge toh koi apse naraaz nahi rahega Mr Khan!!
Kaun naaraz hai? --Tum? --Ohhh. . . .Aacha-ohh-Ohhkay!!
Allah Jan!!! Apne jab iss Akadoo Ahmed Khan ko banaya toh, apne kya sooch kar banaya tha?
Yehi ki main duniya ki sabse haseen ladki ke liye ek equally undeserving sa Akadoo Ahmed Khan bana raha hoon.
Correct!! Now what??-- Dont glare at me like that!! It is super true! What?? --Haan-Haan??
Mohtermaa?
Haan haan kaneez, agey agey, Hum sunn nahi paa rahe aap kya bol rahe ho--Haan-
Zoyaaa!!! Andhera hone ko hai! Please let me figure out the whole place will you?The car is seriously NOT working!
You felt bad?
Noo!I Why would I?
You did feel bad.
Noo!
NOOO, I know you did feel bad.
Okay I did!! HAPPY ?
I didnt mean that! I am sorry. I thought you were kidding---
ITS FINE ZOYA!I KNOWWW
NOO-NOO-Where are you going?
To hell
Khuda Nakhasta , Miyaa what is wrong wiii-
Zoooyaa!! --Sambhal kar nahi chal sakti kya aap?
Noo-
What? Does it hurt?
Dont know!
Kya karoon main iss ladki ka? Wait let me...Zo-yaa.Oohh-itts-itts!! ooh! Its goona be fine. Trust me.Its just a small scrape.Does it hurt? Here?
I should have listened to you.
Its goona be fine. Its just a little one. Here. You feel better??
Your kerchief got soiled.
What the Heck?? Your ankle is bleeding like shits, aur apko mere kerchief ki padi hai?
Yeaa cause you are the one OCD-ic will start fretting in no seconds.
Disgusting you are.
Arzz kiya hai!!
Zoooyaaa!!
Arrzz kiya hai Betuki hi sahi par kuch toh kiya hai!!
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere jaan sa haseen
Maine poocha chand se ki dekha hai kahin mere jaan sa haseen
Chand ne kaha,abbey jhalli,itni door se dikhta hai kabhi??
Sahi bola! Dekho andhera hogaya and---
I am a pain u know,i was just fooling---
Zoyaa why dont you shut up sometimes? How many times will i have to scream at you to stop your anaab shaab?
I like irritating you.
You dont like! You LOVE doing that!!
Issi baat pe arzz kiya hai.
Nahi bolunga toh nahi bologi?
Arzz kiya hai,
Apko tang karna hamare liye tonic hai.
Apko tang karna hamare liye tonic hai
Betuki shayari apni asi hi nahi banti hai!
Exactly sahi pharmaya apne!
Hum hamesha hi sahi kehte hai kaneez! Koi shak?
Yes!
Woh kaise?
Arrzz kiya hai!
Jahanapana aur shayari?? Kya apki tabiyat thik hai Zilli-i-Ilaahi?
Arrzz kiya hai,
Kaash zindagi hamari assan hoti,
Apko hamari har ek lawaz samjh mein aati,
Har dard hamari khushi mein badal jalti,
Buss apki hamari thodi se qadar hoti.
Ap kehna kya chahte hai Mr Khan?? Hume apki koi Qadar nahi hai?
Khuudaa! Zoya sher tha! Hamari har lawaz apko samjh aatti duniya hamari gulzar hojati!!
Go to hell Asad Ahmed Khan.
This is NO LESS THAN HELL Miss Faarrooqqii!!
Wrong. I am Mrs Asad Ahmed Khan Loud and Clear. Takliyaa!
Loo they came to pick us up,Why couldnt you "Loudly pronounce your name" an hour back?they would have come earlier.
Miyaaa what is wrong with you? You were the one asking me to shut up all the while. And i DID pronounce my name FULL Louder and Clearer 5times Earlier.
Noo You did NOT.
Yess i DID. Go and rewind our whole conversation.
Zoya shut up.
And you were asking me to keep talking. Whatt---
I will drop you down---Stop fidgeting, mujhe guddguddi ho rahi hai! Kya karne ki koshish kar rahi hoo!
Phone! I am gonna call Phuupiie up and tell her that her beloved son was upto kya kya kartoot.
App hume dhamki de rahi hai?
Nahi Dhamki nahii Mr Khan! Dhamki woh hoti hai jisse purrii naa kii jaati hoo,aur main jo kehti hoon,woh main karti hoon! Akhir main Mrs Asad Ahmed Khan hoon!!
Peheli baar apne kuch sahi pharmaya! Are you okay? does it hurt?
Main strong hoon Mr Khan Appki tarah naazuk nahi!
Ohh reaaly Mrs Khan,Kaun roota hai then har roz pyaaz kaate waqt?
Miyaa!!!! Woh main nahi puri kaiyant rooti hai,you know Mr Khan ek na ek din main issi pyaar walii cheeze ko rula kar choorrungi! Dekhna Mr khan!
Aur kya kya karne wali hai app?
Bahut kuch!
Jaise ki?
Jaise ki. . .
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I wrote this before, The Arrival Of Happy Days when our Sir exclaimed this new way of writing Fan Fictions, in form of just mere Dialogues only, between two persons. I just thought to pen down some cluster of thoughts which just had come up to my mind at that time. 😃
I know this is NOT my writing style. But still Kya appko yea OS Qubool Hai? 😃
Nahi hai toh mujhe koi gam nahi, cause i know, i really suck at this. 😆 😆
Rotten Tomatoes Eggs Garbage Smelly Socks Everything Accepted. 😳 😃 😆
For More Works of Fictions Do Have A Look At My Index 😳
❤️ Ankie
A friendly reminder, KARAN SINGH GROVER will always be MY ASAD AHMED KHAN and SURBHI JYOTI as ZOYA FAROOQI in my FICTIONS, rest is up to you readers, You can imagine anybody my leads to be as, I assure you I will not have a problem with that. 😳
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