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     Jo chahat hai, Usko paane ki taakat dena, Jo kismat hai, use Qubool karne ki himmat dena  Na kabhi zulf ka saaya dheka haiNa abhi zulf se khela hai Woh bodybuilder kya jane Asli Zulf kya hoti hai ---------------------------------- You have never seen the shadow of the hair nor have you played with hair how does that bodybuilder know what hair is ... Unhoni ko honi kar de, honi ko unhoniUnhoni ko honi kar de, honi ko unhoni handsome and dashing Mahendra Singh Dhoni ------------------------------------------------- He can make impossible to possible, possible to impossible he can make impossible to possible, possible to impossible handsome and dashing, Mahendra Singh Dhoni Ruhani Sukun aur Dil me Chai Hona Chaiye Aapke Naam ASAD nahi Chairmen hona Chahiye truck ke peeche car..car ke peeche lorry...Truck k peeche car..car ke peeche lorry.. Phone thik krwane se pehle kehna padega sorry ------------------------------------------------------- truck behind a car, car behind a lorry truck behind a car, car behind a lory you'll have to say sorry before getting your phone fixed marne ke baad heaven dekhe har kisi ki ye mannat haimarne ke baad heaven dekhe har kisi ye mannat hai apke bina bhopal main 3 din bhopal to janat hai -------------------------------------------------------- its everyone's wish to go to heaven after their death its everyone's wish to go to heaven after their death bhopal is like a heaven after living there for 3 days without you Dheere nazar se aashiq gayal ho jata haiDheere nazar se aashiq gayal ho jata hai bina mobile ki insaan immobile ho jata hai Aag darein hai pani se aur daulat darti kadki se Aag darein hai pani se aur daulat darti kadki se MR.ASAD AHMED KHAN har gaye suno aaj ek ladki se Galathi ki saza hoti hai bhool ki hoti mafi Galathi ki saza hoti hai bhool ki hoti mafi aaj jahapana khud khaneez ke liye banakar laye coffee! --------------------------------------------------------- there's punishment for a fault, and a sorry for a mistake there's punishment for a fault, and a sorry for a mistake today, jahapana made a coffee for himself to drink Kyunki iss duniya mein life hai itni fast kyuki iss duniya mein life hai itni fast that's why i love watching repeat telecast! -------------------------------------------------- because life on earth is very fast because life on earth is very fast that's why i love watching repeat telecast Baatein mein ho mithas toh lagta hai banda naikbaatein mein ho mithas toh lagta hai banda naik kadvi baatein bhool jaye lets have some chocolate cake!! ----------------------------------------------------------- if there's some sweetness in one's talks then the person seems decent if there's some sweetness in one's talks then the person seems decent forget the bitterness and lets have some chocolate cake Faazlon ko tair karne main kismat bangayi factorfaazlon ko tair karne mein kismat bangayi factor acchi rahi toh ho sakta hai miljaye lift in this tractor! Jahapana six pack kab kahenge koi mil gaya jahapana six pack kab kahenge koi mil gaya aap pyaar mein padenge aur kahenge ohh noo...mera ghutna chil gaya Jab ho jaye galti toh maang lo an apologyjab ho jaye galti toh maang lo an apology aur jab kaam atak jaaye toh use karo TECHNOLOGY!! ----------------------------------------------------------- when you make a mistake, ask for an apology when you make a mistake, ask for an apology and when you are stuck on a work, use technology Jiske chale jaane se dance floor ho jati hai beva...jiske chale jaane se dance floor ho jati hai beva trust me aapke andhar bhi chipa hua hai aisa hi ek Prabhu Deva! Mere hamsafar na baniye hume akele ke aadat hai mere hamsafar na baniye hume akele ke aadat hai zabaan mein mishri na milaye hume karele ki aadat hai ----------------------------------------------------------------- don't become my life partner, i'm used to staying alone don't become my life partner, i'm used to staying alone don't use sweetness in your talks, i'm used to the bitterness Toot jayega dil mera soul bhi hogi hurtToot jayega dil mera soul bhi hogi hurt if you don't let me silo your shirt! ------------------------------------- my heart and my soul will be hurt my heart and my soul will be hurt if you don't let me silo your shirt meter se lamba kilometer...kilometer se lambi milemeter se lamba kilometer...kilometer se lambi mile please don't break it appi...you agreed on a deal! ------------------------------------------------------ kilometer is longer than meter, mile is longer than kilometer kilometer is longer than meter, mile is longer than kilometer please don't break it appi, you agreed on a deal Dieting karaiye akal ko...akal hui hai motiDieting karaiye akal ko...akal hui hai moti how will you keecho that...when there is no choti Ap ke haseen mein ura hai gham ka leebaazap ke haseen mein ura hai gham ka leebaaz jab pankaj nai hai toh ap kyu hai udaas I'm so talented mujhe kuch dikhaye naiI'm so talented mujhe kuch dikhaye nai samne taj mahal bhi ho muhe kuch dikhaye nai ---------------------------------------- i'm so talented, don't show me anything i'm so talented don't show me anything even if there's taj mahal right in front, don't show me anything jahapana ke six packs dikhte hai bina kamizo ke bina knock ke andar ana kaam hai badtameezon ke ------------------------------------------------- jahapana's six packs are seen without shirts coming into one's room without knocking is an un matured guys work sehra ki tapti mitti allah se mange hai panisehra ki tapti mitti allah se mange hai pani mein nai apke bhaijaan himself hai sabse bare pareshaani India mein beech sadak par milti hai gaiindia mein beech sadak par milti hai gai aur sadak kinare milti hai duniya ki best chai ---------------------------------------------- cow is found in the middle of the road in india cow is found in the middle of the road in india and world's best tea is found on the side of the road Koi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore baand sakta haikoi bare dil wala hai yeh pakore baand sakta hai pakore itne yummy hai ke aadmi apni toh kya dusro ki bhi ungliyaan chaat sakta hai ------------------------------------------------- it's someone with big heart who can wrap these pakore it's someone with big heart who can wrap these pakore pakore are so yummy that a person can lick only only theirs but others' fingers as well Ek sher aya hai zara guar se suniyeEk sher aya hai zara gaur se suniye mujhe nai ata kisi aur se suniye -------------------------------- a poem has come, listen closely a poem has come, listen closely i don't know, listen from somebody else Chandigard ho punjab ho ya ho jalandarchandigard ho punjab ho ya ho jalandar zoya can fix anything even if its a cylinder. --------------------------------------------- whether its chandigard, punjab or jalandar whether its chandigard, punjab or jalandar zoya can fix anything even if its a cylinder. Itne zyada yummy the woh muffinsItne zyada yummy the woh muffins ki khane ke liye koi bhi bahar aa jae even from his own coffin ------------------------------------------------------- the muffins were so yummy the muffins were so yummy that to eat them anyone could come out even from his own coffin Jab bhi gusse mein ho jahapana whenever he is meanJab bhi gusse mein ho jahapana whenever he is mean unhe sirf mana sakta hai khana behterin -------------------------------- whenever jahapana is angry or is mean whenever jahapana is angry or is mean only tasty food can make up his mood jab problem ho gayi hai solve toh phir kyu hai maath pe sikhandjab problem ho gayi hai solve toh phir kyu hai maath pe sikhand aao sab milke banate hai zoya ki daal chicken ----------------------------------------- when it comes to solving a problem, why is there so much stressed in one's brain when it comes to solving a problem, why is there so much stressed in one's brain lets all make zoya's daal chicken School mein meri best friend thi Sudha Pachorischool mein meri best friend thi Sudha Pachori aur dining table pe meri best friend hai yeh- bhopal ki kachori ------------------------------------------------------ in school my best friend's name was sudha pachori in school my best friend's name was sudha pachori and on the dining table my best friend is this - bhopal's kachori Dil ka khatal kiya kisne kil ka karil kaun jahapana sixpacks kyu kar rahe hai iss kaneez ko phone Cheeze share karne se dushman bhi ban jate hai dostcheeze share karne se dushman bhi ban jate hai dost sirf ap hi nai even i love yeh jam wala toast -------------------------------------------------- by sharing even enemy's can become our friends by sharing even enemy's can become our friends not only you but even i love this jam and toast Insaan wohi phal katega jo aaj usne boya haitanveer toh udhar phone mein busy hai mera naam toh zoya hai Doggy bow bow billi meow meow aur bike room roomchutki mein fix kardongi tanvi ka bathroom ----------------------------------------------- Doggy bow bow billi meow meow aur bike room room i'll fix tanvi's bathroom in a second Tom Cruise and Bob Christo naam hai yeh angrezo waleholi ke mauke par tumne jaal bole rangrezo wale Chiti ki joon nikli jise samjha tha sher ki dahadchiti ki joon nikli jise samjha tha sher ki dahad chuha mila after digging such a big pahad -------------------------------------------- hoping for a roar of a mighty lion, a whole mountain i dug sigh! now i hear the whimper of a tiny miniscule bug Alas.. no lions no tigers.. all i found me was a puny mouse that's oh so smug kabhi shola kabhi shabnam kabhi real kabhi fakekabhi hasaye kabhi rulae aur kabhi khilaye yeh blueberry cheese cake ------------------------------------------------ sometimes shola, sometimes shabnam, sometimes real sometimes fake sometimes they make u laugh, sometimes cry and sometimes they make you eat blueberry cheese cake tuesday ke baad jo aye usse budhwar kehte haiaur jo phone ka bill badhai usi ko pyar kehte hai -------------------------------------------------- what comes after tuesday is called wednesday and its called love who increases the phone bills Chote bacho ki amiya unko pilae gutiyachote bacho ki amiya unko pilae gutiya now i'm back tamatar ab maze ki hogi chutiya ap thehre hoshiyaar, mein masoom nadan hi toh hoonab mein kya baat karo bhoopi se akhir mein mehmaan hi toh hoon -------------------------------------------------------------- you are the smart, and i'm the sweet one how can i talk to bhoopi when i'm only a guest here Cheese mein hota hai vitamin B, har ghar mein hoti hai badi biaur zoya ke paas hamesha hota hai plan B ------------------------------------------------------- Cheese contains Vitamin B, every house has badi bi and zoya always has Plan B Pehle to bare bare lectures deke kiya mujhe bore ab mere hi ideas chura rahe hai mr. idea chor ----------------------------------------------------- firstly, he bored me by giving me boring lectures and now mr. idea chor is stealing my own ideas aye jo khoon chusne toh mat nervous saiyeaye jo khoon chusne toh mat nervous saiye inke jane pe daat dijiye aur tali bajaeye Bina unn ke sweater koi bun nai saktajo khoya ho exercise mein.. woh kisi ko sun nai sakta Dhakke se nai chalti hamari kismat ki gadikyu laga tumhe eyse ki can't wear a saree Bin kajal aankhen saje, kaan saje bin jhumkeginte ginte thak jaye duniya yeh na thak lagate thumke milte hai do sher aise hi by chancechidiya toh gayi phurr come on lets dance Asad Ahmed Khan yani Rajhnikant + SupermanAsad Ahmed Khan yani Rajhnikant + Superman usme jod dijiye and then multiply it by Jackie Chen. Dil mein ho chutti toh monday bhi itwar haiDil mein ho chutti toh monday bhi itwar hai ab chahe jaise bhi situation aye Zoya bilkul tayaar hai Tedi medi zindagi ko mil gaya yeh naya tracktedi medi zindagi ko mil gaya yeh naya track jab ms. farooqui ko mile jaha pana six pack Shayri hai meri kamaal ki iss baat ko ap bhi manoshayri hai meri kamaal ki iss baat ko ap bhi mano agar filmo mein hoti na toh naam hota shayrabaano Murk ki tarikh kahegi ki ap murk ki shaan haimurk ki tarikh kahegi ki ap murk ki shaan hai log se bin jane ki baat bante hai ap toh bachpan se hi sabaan the Don't worry Najma, everything will be fineDon't worry Najma, everything will be fine tumhari yeh bhabhi, lagalegi ladko ki line Gore, kaale, lambe, patle, mote, raiz, or kadke to choose from,waha aaenge bhopal ke sabhi ladke Nikah par sajegi tamatar jaise heroine karan johar kiNikah par sajegi tamatar jaise heroine karan johar ki chup chup ke photo dekh rahi thi apne shahar ki jab ata hai earthquake toh milk se ban jata hai milk shakejab ata hai earth quake toh milk ka ban jata hai milk shake don't worry mr. khan i'll bake you a wonderful sa cake Dil ki baat kahe toh nazar toh thehri jhutiDil ki baat kahe toh nazar toh thehri jhuti Dil ki baat kahegi jake anguthi ki sister anguthi Aloo aaj has raha hai kadu ne bhi bajai shenaiAloo aaj has raha hai kadu ne bhi bajai shenai Saari sabjiya aaj khush hai kyuki aaj tamatar ki sagai hai Apno ki mehfil mein kyu ban rahe ho beganaApno ki mehfil mein kyu ban rahe ho begana Ab jab aa hi gaye ho toh khake jana tamatar ki sagai ka khana Tot gayi hai mala bigar gaya hai motitot gayi hai mala bigar gaya hai moti my company so interesting ki mein akele bhi kabhi bore nai hoti Obviously by now, you guys have figured that the pink color represents the translated part, and i know not all have been translated because its just too hard for me to do them for all, its not easy guys 😆 so i would really appreciate some help here 😆. Thanks! Let me know if there are any corrections to make! Thanking you, Keenal list of the UN's who helped me in translations 😊 Thanks all 🤗  Keenal qhid HMian |
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