I: aansu khatam ni hue tumhare ab tak? nahi, kyunki kya hota hai na..aisa nahi hota ki aap jyada roauge to jo log chale gaye hai wo wapas aa jayege
P: kya kah rahe ho Ishaan?
I: Party mein Vikrant ko bada miss kar rahi thi tum.. huh?? aansu vaansu aa gaye the tumhare.. upset ho gayi thi..
P: upset main nahi tum ho gaye the.. ajnabiyon ki tarah behave kar rahe the..
(should I write Ishaan's dialogues in CAPS.. he was literally shouting on Preet.. ugh!)
I: to ajnabi to hu hi na main..main hoon ajnabi.. 'course main hoon ajnabi...ek pati ko jab pata chala jaye ki koi dusre aadmi ko aapki biwi ke baare mein jyada pata hai aapse.. to obviously wo hi hoga na ajnabi...
5 min ke liye ek aadmi aata hai..aur aapki biwi ke past ke baare mein sab kuchh bata deta hai..righty ni lefty hai.. mushroom se allergy hai..PKB.. old bollywood songs pasand hai..to is samay ajnabi feel ni karunga to kya karunga..
P: tum kahan ki baat kahan le ke ja rahe ho Ishaan..
I: kaha ki baat..kaha ki to baat hai..5 saal pahle tumhare aur vikrant ke beech mein jo bhi kuchh hua tha.. wo sab baatein bole ja raha hai...bole ja raha hai..bole ja raha hai..bole ja raha hai..
arey! dekh le! husband samne khada hai yaar.
lekin nahi.. wo to bolega..vikrant aisa tha.. vikrant aisa tha... kaash wo yahan pe hota..aur tum bhi.. hmm.. haan..hona chahiye tha.. yeah! yeah!
arey! main samne khada hoon yaar..
mujhe kya fark padna chahiye..tumhare aur vikrant ke beech mein 5 saal pahle jo bhi kuchh hua tha.. mujhe kuchh fark ni padna chahiye.. waise bhi humne decide kiya tha ki hum shaadi isliye kar rahe hai kyunki humko kavya ka khyal rakhna hai.. bas!
aur humne ye chhoti si cheej decide ki thi ki hum dost hai.. dost rahenge...
kya hota hai dost??. kuchh ni hota hai dost..
dost tooo hota hai... SHERGIL!
Shergil hota hai dost, jis ko pata ho ki tumko allergy kis se hai..mushroom se allergy hai..
PKB to best tha..sabse achchha PKB tha.."Preet kaur bullen"
waise jo bhi ye vikrant tha na.. kamal ka hoga.. kyunki party mein..uska naam kya liya.. tum to matlab aansu bahane lag gayi...upset ho gayi..
P: bas karo.. just stop..
I: bas was nahi.. abhi to shuruaat hai.. shuruaat hai ye..
main ek kaam karta hu.. Shergil ko roj dinner pe bula leta hoon..tum dono table pe baithna aamne saamne aur hamesha..khane ke time.. vikrant...
I: bas.. (cuts him in between..)
I: (but he doesn't stop..lol..) vikrant ki baatein karte rahna.
P: (until she shouts.. lol..) bas karo chup.. please.. just shut up..okay..
you are so disgusting Ishaan.. itni chhoti soch hai tumhari... kya bole ja rahe ho..
I: 'course main to chhota hu.. meri soch chhoti hai.. kyunki mujhe apni biwi ki chhoti chhoti baaton ke baare mein kuchh pata hi nahi hai...
lekin tumhari soch sahi hai..past mein bhi rah leti ho.. present mein bhi rah leti ho...tum sahi ho main galat hu..
P: bas ek llafz aur mat bolna.. warna main..
I: kya karogi warna..mujhe compare karogi Vikrant ke saath..ke Vikrant achchha tha.. main bura hu.. bolo na...