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Originally posted by: Mahak Sinha
Take it as a genral cake me too not interested to marry u either.😛 😛 😛
I didnt say i wanted to marry you or anyone in particular I was saying that I dont want to marry anyone!
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Originally posted by: Mahak Sinha
Take it as a genral cake me too not interested to marry u either.😛 😛 😛
Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
If you're blind can you see your dreams?
Why are softballs hard?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?
Why is rush hour so slow?
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?
Is a fly without wings called a walk?
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?
A stitch in time saves nine what?
Are female moths called myths?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help 'groups'?
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How dead is the Dead Sea?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?
How is it possible to run out of space?
How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight?
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is the nose the scenter of the face?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
these were the questions someone aslked me wen i bcam MOTW in mahiway section🤣
u can refer my answers🤣🤣
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/mahi-way/1339841/gol-guppa-chorni-of-the-week
🤣
dont think of grilling me bcos am not a MOTW anymore🤣🤣
so happy answering .WOOSH WOOSH🤣
Originally posted by: daffodils.dudu
you need questions😲
okie fine HMPH. i thought i was helping you without questions.
wait for it . they are gonna come real sooon 🤣
here :Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on?
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order?
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year?
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors?
If you're blind can you see your dreams?
Why are softballs hard?
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up?
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights?
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit?
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice?
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg?
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections?
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers?
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk?
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'?
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways?
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them?
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food?
Why is rush hour so slow?
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed?
Is a fly without wings called a walk?
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one?
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study?
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split?
A stitch in time saves nine what?
Are female moths called myths?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?
Do fish get thirsty?
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
Do pilots take crash-courses?
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
Do vampires get AIDS?
Do witches run spell checkers?
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?
Does killing time damage eternity?
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
How can there be self-help 'groups'?
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?
How dead is the Dead Sea?
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?
How is it possible to run out of space?
How much milk is there in the Milky Way?
Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?
If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight?
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?
If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it?
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers?
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Is the nose the scenter of the face?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft?
these were the questions someone aslked me wen i bcam MOTW in mahiway section🤣
u can refer my answers🤣🤣
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/mahi-way/1339841/gol-guppa-chorni-of-the-week
🤣
dont think of grilling me bcos am not a MOTW anymore🤣🤣
so happy answering .WOOSH WOOSH🤣
Originally posted by: daffodils.dudu
you need questions😲
okie fine HMPH. i thought i was helping you without questions.
wait for it . they are gonna come real sooon 🤣
here :Why is an alarm clock going "off" when it actually turns on? Because its switching off our sleep. I hate alarms! 😛
Why do we call it a 'drive-thru' if you have to stop the car to place your order? Never been there... Dont know?!
Why does mineral water that has 'trickled through mountains for centuries' go out of date next year? Guess people are not interested in them anymore? Do they prefer distilled water now? YUCK
Are part time band leaders called semi-conductors? Is this related to physics? 😛
If you're blind can you see your dreams? Ofcourse you can. Dreams are pictures in your head. Imagination actually and there is no stop to that is there? And I am not blind so I wont be able to tell with guarantee.
Why are softballs hard? Its a solid! I think 😳
Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet? Gah who is the creep who named it? They should be sued for such a mistake! 😆
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked? Urm naked! 😳 homeless I DONT KNOW!
Why do we scrub Down and wash Up? ?
Why does superman wear his underpants on top of his tights? Well because he thinks his underwear is superhot and he gives people a chance to ogle!
Why does Goofy stand on two legs while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! The cartoonist is nuts! And Goofy has gone through evolution 😆 both are weird!
Why do most cars have speedometers that go beyond the legal speed limit? Just imagine if a vampire is chasing you and he is really fast you cant just walk can you? even the people think that 😛
Why is Greenland called green if it is covered in white ice? Movement of plate tectonics. Greenland will be GREEN soon 😉
Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? Imagination. Actually forgot the rhyme! 😆
Why do they sterilise needles for lethal injections? Patha nahi. Shayad unke dimag ka dahi ban gaya he boss ki bat sunte sunte!
Why do banks leave the door wide open but chain the pens to the counter? You know attention pane ke liya kya kuch nahi karna parta he! 😳
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Yup see the relevance. Electrons have negative charges and so do jerks and morons. Proton is the heart and neutron is the brain! 😃
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any trousers? ahem. Oh i am blushing! 😆
How is that cows eat green grass and produce white milk? Sorry yaar he's vegetarian. Never got eaten by a cow so i dont know! 😛
Why do people press harder on the remote control when they know the battery is dead? Instinct and desperation. I do it too...
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? sue me for not knowing. 😃
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? The cat would hand on its feet cause it would lick out all the butter! 😆
Why is a professional who invests your money called a 'broker'? Because he is also the one who makes you broke!😛
What colour would a smurf turn if you choked it? Yuck.... i dont wanna know!
Why do we park in driveways, and drive on parkways? Humans are complecated creatures with a feeble sense of meanings and naming.
Why are hamburgers called hamburgers if there is no ham in them? The burgers are supposed to look like hams... 😆 Dont know...
Why don't they have mouse flavoured cat food? You should surely give that one for an add.
Why is rush hour so slow? Because people tend to rush and bump into each other and cause confusion 😛
Why cant women put on makeup with their mouth closed? Maybe they wanna improve their digestive system like their faces!
Is a fly without wings called a walk? ?
Why do we say "spit up" when you actually spit down?Because... um well... gah this is so tough!
Why do we wear a 'pair' of shorts if we are just wearing one? Havent you seen it has three holes. One pair for your leg! 😆
The more you study the more you know. The more you know the more you forget. The more you forget the less you know. Why study? That's the point. Who will understand?
If Barbie's so popular why do you have to buy her friends?Looks and money come together! And the world is not fair
Why is Bannana Split called a Bannana Split? Cause its a banana split!
A stitch in time saves nine what?
Are female moths called myths?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?not always. I prefer to sleep on the floor
Can non-skinny people go skinny-dipping?
Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?Maybe?
Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?Oh Oh Ask dexter!
Do files get embarrassed when they get unzipped?I dont think so!
Do fish get thirsty?Erm.
Do hummingbirds hum because they don't know the words?Yup. They dont know the words
Do hungry crows have ravenous appetites?RAWR RAWR RAWR. I dont know about crows but vampires are!
Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?Hmmm. Dont know! What kind of a question is this?
Do pilots take crash-courses? Sure they do! How should I know? I have a very bad general knowledge
Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"? 😕
Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?Wow. Yup they do! 😆
Do vampires get AIDS? I guess so. Drinking blood of different people does help. They do have blood but they dont die. Yata yata yata
Do witches run spell checkers?Nope. Overconfident, pinochio type people!
Does a man-eating shark eat women, too?YES! I wish they didnt
Does killing time damage eternity? Nopeeee
Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?yes I have!
How can there be self-help 'groups'?Group of people who help themselves. Go self helpers?
How can you tell when it is time to tune your bagpipes?
How come wrong numbers are never busy?Hoe should i know? Coincidence maybe?
How dead is the Dead Sea? Pretty dead!
How do I set my laser printer on stun?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
How do they get the 'Keep off the Grass' sign on the grass?Throwing javelin helps! 😆
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?Maybe they did!
How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?They dont write zero. It was invented in India
How does a person with a lisp pronounce that word?
How is it possible to have a 'civil' war?Civil war is a war between the people. 😛 A war can be civil. Like in a game in which you hate your opponent. Its a civil war!
How is it possible to run out of space?As you imagine!
How much milk is there in the Milky Way?Not at all
Why are there locks on the doors of 24/7 open shops?
If a candle factory burns down, does everyone just stand around and sing "Happy Birthday?"NO. Not most people are sadists like you. 😆
If a food processor slices and dices food, what does a word processor do?disects a word and corrects it according to meaning and spelling?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?I am scared of Physics so please keep these questions away!🤢
If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth?It depends. On the person who is understanding and absorbing its beauty
If a pronoun is a word used in place of a noun, why isn't a proverb a word used in place of a verb? 😆
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?Humans? 😛
If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?Firstly I would go to microsoft word. 😆 Then to my english gyani friends!
If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure? No. Its how you look at it. being absolutely powerless can make you jealous and evil while being powerful if you control yourself you can be good. It all depends on the person. 😊
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?Bhai politics goes from above my head. No offense!
If the world is a stage, where are the audience sitting?Havent you gone to a popular concert? Most people are standing there. So that explains it (this answer was stupid!)
If bees live in an apiary, do apes live in a beeiary?
If cats and dog didn't have fur would we still pet them?Ummmm. I guess yes. Cause fur isnt the only good thing about pets. And their are loads of pets without fur 😆
If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?BABY!!!🤣
If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, do freedom fighters fight? well freedom. Gosh 😆
If Fred Flintstone knew that the large order of ribs would tip his car over, why did he order them at the end of every show?All's well that ends well?😆
If I melt dry ice, can I take a bath without getting wet?Yup 😛
If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?If you still study look at some of your classmates who behave like animals... you will understand!
If glue stick things together, how come it never stick to the inside of the tube? Erm... Everything is sticky so nothing sticks?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?NO
If our knees were on the backs of our legs, what would chairs look like?I dont think they would would different. 😕
If rabbits' feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?His feet were lucky he wasnt!
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?What?
If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
If swimming is good for your shape, then why do the whales look like the way they do?Its all nature!
If the product says 'Do not use if seal is broken', how are you supposed to use it?It means before you break it yourself. Of course use it if you break it yourself and you remember!
If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?FOG
If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?Sure sure. its all personal preference 😆
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?Dont work dont know!😃
If you can wave a fan, and you can wave a club, can you wave a fan club?YUP. not literally!
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back? I guess not 😆
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you're planning on lying, do they really think you'll tell them so?Cause they have a lack of brains
Instead of wasting time hunting and cooking, why don't hunters just use flame-throwers? It wouldnt be as tasty! 🤣
Is a sleeping bull a bull-dozer?YES, it was in that animated movie. i dont remember the name.
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? FM is better all time. (just remembered a joke from that. are you reading M)
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?He he. not a cannibal! I think
Is the nose the scenter of the face?
Now that Microsoft is so big, should it be called Macrosoft? No! Please dont. I have a short term memory loss sometimes...
these were the questions someone aslked me wen i bcam MOTW in mahiway section🤣
u can refer my answers🤣🤣
https://www.indiaforums.com/forum/mahi-way/1339841/gol-guppa-chorni-of-the-week
🤣
dont think of grilling me bcos am not a MOTW anymore🤣🤣
so happy answering .WOOSH WOOSH🤣
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