The Emergency Operator (fun post)
Prelude: As we all know Aarti saved Akaash from falling of the cliff. And later, Akaash beat up all his goon friends to unconsciousness. Akaash and Aarti collected the money bag and the car keys of the car in which the goons were travelling and drove away.
After about 10 minutes one of Akaash's goon friends (goon #1) comes to consciousness and staggers to his feet. He somehow reaches the highway and gets a good person (Samaritan) to halt his car.
Samaritan: What is wrong with you?
Goon #1: Call the emergency ambulance me and my friends are hurt.
Samaritan: I will dial the emergency ambulance on my mobile - but you talk to them and give them details.
Goon #1: OK.
So the Samaritan dials emergency ambulance (in India the number is 100 for Police, Fire and Ambulance) and hands his mobile to goon #1.
Emergency Operator: This is the emergency operator. What is the nature of your emergency?
Goon #1: I'm trying to reach one '00' but I see this phone doesn't have '00' on it.
Emergency Operator:: This is one '00'.
Goon #1: I thought you just said you are an operator!
Emergency Operator: Haan bhai, I am the emergency operator at one '00'.
Goon #1: Operatorji, I may be a illiterate gawar (country bumpkin), but I'm not stupid!