This is a case of National Emergency! Girls all over are suffering from a strange disease called "BLACK SYNDROME". The symptoms are peculiar. Sources tell us, that the disease is characterized by a strange phobia as well as attraction for black coloured Gents garments! It has been observed that girls stop doing whatever it is they are in the middle of, and start going all gooey eyed whenever they encounter a male wearing black. However, this stupor usually lasts for a few seconds only. Once the said female looks at the face of the male in question, she exhibits various emotions such as disappointment, anger, and in some cases- extreme depression! The disease has remained strictly confined to the female species so far.
Now what is the cause behind the spread of this unusual ailment? Well, according to sources, it is a certain Mr. Gurmeet Choudhary who prefers wearing the colour black! This man ,an actor, is a rare combination of terrific pysique and beautiful features. His Greek God looks has females of all ages swooning for him. Black enhances his personality and rugged looks even more which has a near fatal effect on his admirers. These admirers have now reached such a state that seeing any guy in black reminds them of Mr. Choudhary, and once they realize its not him they r looking at, they act all weird out of terrible disappointement. As a result, some have pictures of Gurmeet in black saved in their phones, so that they can drool whenever they feel like!
This is certainly not good for the girls. It is adversely affecting their work.such as studies, jobs, family, etc! As a result, we request the Government to take immediate action regarding this. No treatment has been found suitable for a permanent cure of this disease. Hence, only one option remains. The government should immediately ban Gurmeet from wearing black. We realize he will still continue to be as good looking, and girls will continue drooling, but probably his not wearing black will give them some respite at least!
If anyone has any doubts about why we suggest such an action- pls refer to the following pics.
P.S: This one is for my virtual sis Shubhika🤗. It was all her idea. She even found the pics. I usually suck at making such posts, and I kept saying no to her. Eventually she told me that I had to prove my love for Gurmeet, and so coaxed,cajoled and scolded me into making this post! Tough Shubhii!😆
Edited by DMKJ_VB - 12 years ago