Bhopal to Mumbai...long distant...
Tring Tringgg ...
Me: Hello!
Bua: Hilo Ravana...😃
Me: Grr Boa!!! 😡
Bua: Hilo... house are you? 😃
Me: I was fine until you called Boa! 😡
Bua: ehehhehe you jockey na!! 😆
Me: Jockey??? Joking!!!
Bua: Aarre its shame to shame na.. 😆
Me: (Grr 😡whatever Boa will never change) Accha whats up Boa?? 😲
Bua: Whats Up?? Hmm one fan and two lights.. 😃
Me: 😕Aarrre tublighttt... I mean what do you want? Why did you call me??? 😲😆
Bua: You know na your are my only fiend in Mumbai...😉
Me: 😕
Bua: Ok tiny talk first! What wear you doing Ravana?
Me: Hmm I was watching movie Titanic..Leonardo and Kate Winslet wala.
Bua: Stupid movie like G3... can't underwear why Kate Win slate won another award for winning Slate? She already won Slate na? Actually Ravana.. my story like Titanick.. Aarti keep bashing me alwayj all my pelaning become Taitaipishh like Titanick alwayj...
Me:😕😆 ok cut the crap!! Why did you call?? 😲
Bua: Wait will get knife later to cut crap, first you listen to my talk...
Me: 😕
Bua: You from Mumbai na... I saw the photo of AarYa in Mumbai...Karan looking too hot!!! I want you to set me up with him... so small flavour I ask you.. please Ravana you are like my big sister na...
Me: Set you up??? Me your big sister ??? 😕Arre Boa have you seen your face in the mirror?? You from Stone Age and Karan from this age...have you lost it?? 😲😆
Bua: Yes I have lost my comb... how you know?? What's wrong with my pretty face? I have shaved today!
Me: 😕
Bua: Yash is looking like Uncle in his age then I can look like Pretty woman in my age na?
Me: Hmm point!!! 😳 Bhaaa what am I saying... Yash is not Uncle! That Karan is completely mad!!! 😡
Bua: (all excited) Mad!! Then we will make a great pair na Ravana??? 😃
Me: 🤢Yes Yes Boa you will make a good pair!!! 😆😆
Bua: Hey Ravana G3 wants to speak to you very badly!!
(The phone passed to G3)
G3: Bhooo Bhooo Raveena!! 😭
Me: G3 don't cry.. what's the matter tell me...😆
G3: Yash has broken every plate, every glass, and every show piece in the house! Sob!! 😭
Me: Yes G3 I saw all that... very sad!!! Don't worry Papa S will buy new things for you na?? 😲😉
G3: Nooo thats the reason... he said he has just bought a crockery set for Shobhaji and has no money to buy one for me!! Sob!! 😭
Me: 😕 EEks!! Accha don't worry I will tell Boaji to stick whatever Yash broke... Let's change the topic, Whattt G3 you really thought Yash got angry on Aarti because she laughed when someone called him Uncle??? Papa S seems like a Romantic guy then how can you think like that!! You both never had any fun banter like this?? 😆😆
G3: Haila you know Mr Dubey asked me the same thing when he came to know about this matter!!! But he didn't say 'seems' he said 'is'... Cafe Delight?? Mr Dubey?? Papa S... Romantic?? My brain has started working a little...
Me: 😕😆😆 EEks ok forget it G3... what did you want??
G3: Raveenaaa tell me what's eating Yash, why is he so angry?? What happened in Mumbai??
Me: Don't know exactly G3 there is a rumour going around that Aarti burnt Arpita's photos!! 😲
G3: Hmm quite possible here in the kitchen also she keeps burning the food! Once she burnt her feet also! Let me go and ask her...
Me: 🤢G3, please give the phone to Boaji.. I am finding her more sensible to speak to than you right now...😆😆
Bua: Ravaanaaa I am backbone!!! 😃
Me: Just back say just back Boa!! 😆😆
Bua: both shame na!! Accha what you thought? About Karan and me... waise I have no desert of proposal ha!! Even Shahrukh Khan was once lattoo on me...😳
Me: Shahrukh Khan??? 🤢😕🤢
Bua: Yes Yes Shahrukh Khan the Bollywood Supermarket!!!
Me: Superstar Boa Superstar!! 😆😆😆
Bua: He even sang song for me na you must have haired it " Ek Haseen Nigha ka dil pe saya hain, Jadoo hain Junoon hai yeh kaisi Maya hai? Yeah Maya haiiinnn...!!! 😳😃😳
Me: Ouchh Boa my ears...have mercy... 🤢🤢
(Heard G3 in the background,"Arre who is creating this racket... now the window panes have also broken!!! Sob!!" 😭😭 )
Bua: OOpsss!!! 😳
Me: Accha where is Aartiji I want to speak to her..😲
Bua: Don't know yaar she has gone into hiding ...no one can find her... I and Yash are trying to find her from morning... for a long time I now I am scratching to taunt her and Yash is in mood...
Me: Yash is in mood...???? 😲
Bua: Arre to break a few more things Ravanaaa!!! 😡You PVian's na I tell you always thinking extra cheese.. 😆😆
Me: 😕
Bua: Accha listen I will have to keep the phone now... Yash is here he wants to break the phone, I thinks he has spotted UFO eeks I mean Aarti...!!! Remember Karan and Mera Milan!!...Accha bye
Me: Bye Boa!! 😆😆🤢😆😆
(Suddenly I hear a scuffle and Boa saying," Arre wait Yash beta wait before you break the phone I want to say something to Ravana!!" Bua online again...)
Bua: Ravaanaaa MERE BHAGWAN KI KASAM!!!!
CRASHHH!!!!
Hmm now I need some Ice for my fried Brains!!! 🤣
Cheers!!
Love Punar Vivah!! Love AarYa!!
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