Next Fighter of the fortnight! - Page 8

Originally posted by: *Jr.Nancy_drew*

161- What is a bashful insect? Shy fly

162- What is a large hog? Big pig

163- What is an uncontrollable boy or girl? Wild child

164- What is a joyful father? Glad dad

165- What is a noisy group of people? Loud croud

166- The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they? Footsteps

167- What can you cut with a knife and never see a mark? Water

168- What asks no questions but receives a lot of answers A telephone

169- What grows bigger the more you take from it? A hole

170- I saw a nutcracker up in a tree. What was it? A squirrel

171- What goes up but never comes down? Our age😆

172- If you feed it, it will live. If you give it water, it will die. What is it? Fire

173- What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence? Time to get a new fence.

174- Something that shines in the sky at night changes to rodents that gnaw and bite. star-rats

175- A fruit that's green and often sour ecomes a distance you walk in an hour. lime-mile

176- Something that frogs do very well an be the sound of a ringing bell. leap-peal

177- An animal that eats a paper or can ecomes the cloak of a Roman man. goat-toga

178- What helps you keep your teeth together? Toothpaste.😆

179- How do you make a lemon drop? Hold it and then let it go.

180- What is all over the house? The roof.

Originally posted by: crazy_lil_gurl

Okk more todaii😛

How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? dn't knw😕

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? ans above😉

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section? ans above😉

Why are both of spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge? ans above😉

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel? ans above😉
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk? ans above😉

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you? ans above😉

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it? ans above😉

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven? ans above😉

Can you cry underwater? ans above😉

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant? ans above😉

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color? ans above😉

If a doct0r suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient? both😆

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradleto the ground?jk😆

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons? cz he is backward style😆

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card? nothing😕

Can you read a picture book?yes😆

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets? cz packets dn't hv shape like bottles😉

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? yes

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism? no😆

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror? u'll see u'rself invisible😆

What shape is the sky? nothing😆

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead? no😆

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves? yes😆

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking? 😉

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them? yes👏😉

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea? dn't knw😆

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?jk😆

Enjoiii😛😃

Originally posted by: Innocent Ishita

thanku ji 😉 🤗

Originally posted by: Rash2cool

thanku ji 😉 🤗welcome ji😳

1..2..3..lets goo...

Favourite jodi?

Favourite serial?

Favourite forum?

Your best friends on IF?

if u could change ur name to any name u wanted:what would be the name?

whats ur favourite chocolate?

Why did you choose the ID you have?

Which song makes you want to cry every time you hear it?

Which song makes you to break into a dance everytime you hear it?

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up?

If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why?

What tape or CD hasn't left your player since you purchased it? Why?

What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?

Whats the best thing u have ever eaten?

U like pizza? If yes then whts ur fav topping on it?

What do u think the key to success is?

Originally posted by: crazy_lil_gurl

1..2..3..lets goo...

Favourite jodi?RT-MC😳

Favourite serial? Koi Shak PRC😛

Favourite forum? PRC😉

Your best friends on IF? All😃

if u could change ur name to any name u wanted:what would be the name? Hmmm..Good qt My Name wud be Avani😛

whats ur favourite chocolate? Dairy Milk

Why did you choose the ID you have? Cz there was not availability of ID's with my real name😉

Which song makes you want to cry every time you hear it?....😭😆no one

Which song makes you to break into a dance everytime you hear it?Where's the party tonit😉

When you were a kid, what did you want to be when you grew up? A dance teacher which i'm😃

Name something you'd like to do before you die? when death will come i'll think😆

If you could back in time to any point of history, where would you go and why? 900yr's ago in PRC times cz i wan't to leave tht Rajsthani life😍

What tape or CD hasn't left your player since you purchased it? Why?eerrrrrr..........😆

What's the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?nothing yet😆

Whats the best thing u have ever eaten?Chicken Handi @Mulashi Damp place near poona fantastic dish eva😃

U like pizza? If yes then whts ur fav topping on it?yes....cheeeessss

What do u think the key to success is?Patience n Hard Work😳

Whats ur best quality?All😉

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?to get help from us😆

How come a pizza can get to ur house faster than an ambulance?cz it dn't hv to cry😆

They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?cz itz hard to digest

If feathers tickle people, do they also tickle birds?no😆

Can blind people see their dreams?yaa dreams dn't need eyes it need Heart😳

If ur in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens wen u turn on the headlights?ans before

Why is it that when ur driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume of the radio?cz it does not tell adress😆

Will be back with more..enjoy =]waiting

Originally posted by: arshitgupta

Ok Mau.....describe 5 ppl from IF....in atleast 20 words each... in PUNJABI

Haila!!Wat type of qt is this😕😆Ok

Arshh....changa sona munda!oye bada majakiya hain ji humesha is'😕'mukhade ke saath reheta hain ji au baat baat par hasata hain ji aur aisi galla karta hain ki sab ke paseene chut jaate hain ji

Rashhh...oye marathi mulagi changi soni kudi nu teri to balle balle o ji ye to chulbuli kudi hain ji humesha hasne ki gal karti hain ji aur padai bhi karti hain ji Badi majakiya hain ji

Anchal....oye aur ekkka changi kudi nu ih to ab 10th me jaa chuki hain ji bahot hasti hain ji aur dehli wich raihan di si aaho

Nish di....oye viewbie hain ji achhi mummy of her loved boy ji kai baar hain naa ji strict ho jaati hain ji nahi to sab ko khoob hasaati hain ji

Abhy...oye 12th which gayi si ye kudi bahot changi hain dharam oji sada vikrant from DV self usko bahot pasand karti ji