Next Fighter of the fortnight! - Page 7

Originally posted by: minz~12

35.If the shortest distance between two points is a line, why does waiting in one take so long?cz they wan't some free time😆

36.If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?universe square😆

37.If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?humans😉

38.If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?err..

39.If the plural of "mouse" is "mice, shouldn't the plural of "house" be "hice"?Jk😆

40.#2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?cz itz not #1😆

41.If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?cz they cannot park😆

42.If you put orange juice in the freezer it becomes frozen, then why when you squeeze an orange doesn't it become squozen?😆

43.If you throw a cat out the car window, does it become kitty litter?😡😡😡y i'll through cat out of window😭tht cruelity😡

44.If you got into a taxi and he started driving backwards, would the taxi driver end up owing you money?no😆

45.If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?failedsucseed😆

46.If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?i'll dead😆

47.Since light travels faster than sound, isn't that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?cz they dn't hv speed of light😆

48.Once you're in heaven, are you stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?jk😆

49.Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?cz itz not triangle😆

50.If you freeze to death and end up in hell, wouldn't you be really comfortable, at some point along the way?yaa😆

51.If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?yaaaa😆

52.If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?Jk😆

53.If today is the first day of the rest of your life, what the hell was yesterday?heaven😆

54.If someone has a mid-life crisis while playing hide and seek, does he automatically lose because he can't find himself?no😆

55.If Superman is so smart, then why does he wear his underpants on the outside of his trousers?😆 cz he wan't to show tht to world😆

Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?

In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?

Why are both of spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?

Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?
If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?

Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?

If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?

Can you cry underwater?

If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?

Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?

If a doct0r suddenly died while doing surgery, would the other doctors work on the doctor or the patient?

Why do we sing "Rock a bye baby" to lull our little ones to sleep when the song is about putting your baby in a tree and letting the wind crash the cradleto the ground?

If winnie the pooh was civilized enough to keep his honey in jars, why did he eat it off his hands? Surely he had spoons?

What happens if you get a paper cut from a Get Well card?

Can you read a picture book?

Why does it say "shake well" on ketchup bottles, but not ketchup packets?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Is eating a mermaid considered cannibalism?

If mirrors need light to work, what happens if you put night vision goggles on in the dark and look at a mirror?

What shape is the sky?

If a Jewish person goes to court and is asked to put their right hand on the Bible, do they use a Torah instead?

Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?

If you only have one eye...are you blinking or winking?

If you have a gun and you ask, "can I ask you a question?" and they say "fire away" should you shoot them?

What is a chickpea if it is neither a chick nor a pea?

Why is it called the People's Republic Of China when China's not a republic?

Enjoiii😛

Originally posted by: minz~12

56.Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?cz bottle does not allow him to stick😆

57.Why is the show called unsolved mysteries? if they were solved they wouldn't be mysteries.cz scientists dn't hv brains😕

58.Do penguins have knees?no

59.Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really its coming on?cz itz not really off

60.How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit by hands😆

61.when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it?yaa

62.Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway?no..

63.In libraries, do they put the bible in the fiction or non-fiction section?fiction😆

64.Why are both of Spongebob's parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?jk

65.Does a two-humped camel store more water than a one-humped camel?no😆

66.If you pamper a cow, do you get spoiled milk?no

67.Why is it that if someone yells "duck" they are helping you, but if they yell "chicken" they are insulting you?no

68.If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?yess😡😆

69.If they have angel food cake on earth, do they have people food cake in heaven?dn't knw i neva been to heaven😆

70.If you fart and burp at the same time, would it make a vacuum in your tummy?no😆

71.Do they call a fortune teller who cant see a "blind seer"?no🤣

72.Why do you put two cents in when its only a penny for your thoughts?jk

73.Can you cry underwater?no repeat telecast plz

74.You know the signs on restaurant doors? No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service? what if someone goes in with No Pants? Would the restaurant still have to serve them?yes🤣🤣🤣

75.If an African elephant comes to America, is it an African-American elephant?yaaa🤣

76.Why doesn't flavored gum turn your mouth that color?cz it dn't hv sense of coloring😆