Next Fighter of the fortnight! - Page 3

Originally posted by: *Jr.Nancy_drew*

121- What illness do you get in China? kung-fu🤣

122- What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O.? an unidentified crying object😆

123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you? when u're a mouse

124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ? cz i wanted to do some eggsplor-ing

125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then - the Stone Age. What came next? Minni-the sausage🤣

126- What's the easiest way to double your money? fold it lolz😆

127- Which driver never commits a traffic offence? A screwdriver🤣

128- When does it rain money? when there's a change in weather

129- What gets dirty by washing? water🤣

130- What would be worse than finding a maggot in an apple you 're eating ? finding half a maggot

131- What is the best day for cooking bacon and eggs? fry-day

132- What do Martians eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects! What is easy to get into, but hard to get out of? Trouble!

133- What is round and red and goes up and down? a tomato in lift

134- What is a sick crocodile called? an illigator

135- What can make a cow fly? letter R cz it makes cow in to crow😆

136- 'Did you hear about the man who invented a device for looking through walls?' 'No, what does he call it?' a window

137- What was awarded to the inventor of door knockers? the No-Bell prize

138- Teacher -How many seconds in a year?! Pupil- Twelve, sir. Second of January, February, March, etc.!

139- What kind of running means walking? running out of petrol

140- What nail should you never hit with a, hammer? you'r fingurnail

Originally posted by: *Jr.Nancy_drew*

121- What illness do you get in China?

122- What do you get if you cross a baby with a U.F.O.?

123- When is it bad luck to have a black cat following you?

124- Why did the egg go into the jungle ?

125- Teacher -First came the Ice Age, then - the Stone Age. What came next?

126- What's the easiest way to double your money?

127- Which driver never commits a traffic offence?

128- When does it rain money?

129- What gets dirty by washing?

130- What would be worse than finding a maggot in an apple you 're eating ?

131- What is the best day for cooking bacon and eggs?

132- What do Martians eat for breakfast? Unidentified frying objects!

133- What is round and red and goes up and down?

134- What is a sick crocodile called?

135- What can make a cow fly?

136- 'Did you hear about the man who invented a device for looking through walls?' 'No, what does he call it?'

137- What was awarded to the inventor of door knockers?

138- Teacher -How many seconds in a year?!

139- What kind of running means walking?

140- What nail should you never hit with a, hammer?

Congratulations Ishu!!👏
Lagta hai Nancy(dunno her name) is fully prepared....see Kitne Mast questions hain!!😆 Lagi raho,Ishu!😉😆

Originally posted by: arshitgupta

Mau.write ur five fav. songs....... Many arshhh i'll write few Huh!!hard to choose...well Most Fav is Sun Re Megha from PRC then..Is Pal Main hoon From Aaja Nachale From Same movie Ishq hua,o re piya,koi patthar se naa maare,soniye mil jaa,ye ishq ishq......All Mohabatein n HAHK songs n so on...............
Mau dont u feel bad tht u r non-veg....?? 🤢 no we r not all day eating non-vegiterians😉sometimes chalata hain for a change😳
Mau, do u think u r intelligent?at my level😃
Select 8 IF members n cast them in any movie..errmmm..Ok
1. Arshhh-As Ritesh deshmukh from apna sapna money money
2. Anchal-As Rani from Gulaam
3. Anjie-As Sush from Main hoon naa
4. Rashi-As Preity from Kal Ho Naa Ho
5. Swordy-As Kareena from Mujhe kuch kehena hain
6. Sarah-As Karishma from DTPH
7. Dil-As Salmaan khan from pyar kiya to darna kya
8. Minoo-As Aish from HDDCS

Originally posted by: arshitgupta

^^haan haan lelo majhe Daku pike 😆

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Originally posted by: arshitgupta

Sorry i hvn seen tht movie

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Originally posted by: Innocent Ishita