Originally posted by: *Jr.Nancy_drew*
101- Why do birds fly south for the winter? cz itz too far walk
102- What is the tallest building in our town? Indianapolis: Chase Tower (formerly Bank One Tower), 49 floors (811 ft)
Indianapolis: Chase Tower, 48 floors, 700ft (830ft inc. spires).
103- What did the fish say when he hit the wall? Nothing cz they can't talk😆
104- The teacher speaking to a student said, "Saud, name two pronouns." Saud who suddenly woke up, said, "Who, me?"
105- Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say "I am beautiful," which tense is it? 😆😆😆 past tense
106- What is orange and sounds like parrot? carrot😆
107- Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes, because the Empire State Building can't jump
108- What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
109- ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence "I is ...". a vowel😆😆😆
110- How should you dress on a cold day? lolz i dn't feel cold so no such thermal typed dresess🤢😆
111- Why do witches fly about on broomsticks? Because vacuum cleaners don't have long enough cords😆😆
112- Who tells chicken jokes? commediens😉
113- What's white when it's dirty, and black when it's clean? blackboard😕
114- What's the capital of "England"? E😆
115- What do we tell the donkey worn its pajamas (pyjamas-Brt)? ZEBRA
116- What's "bacteria"? black entrance of cafeteria🤣
117- What's the biggest part in a car? Mirror
118- What day do fish hate? fry-day🤣
119- Why are roosters the neatest birds? cz they carry combs😆
120- Which three letters of the alphabet do all the work? N.R.G