Bells ringing .. DING-DONG DING-DONG DING-DONG
Trumpets blowing ... 🥳 🥳
Tantadaa......Make way for Griller Kai
Its the most auspicious time for Kai to grill the new BAKRI *ahem*
firstly congrats for being the fighter ..now tell me r prepared physically & mentally to be grilled by kai...if yes how???
Now let's begin
Name:
D.O.B:
Occupation:
User id:
How did u come up with ur current user id:
When did u join IF:
How did u join IF:
Ur most visited section on IF:
Wht all sections have u visited on IF:
Who sent u a 1st PM:
Did any of u topics get closed..if yes ..which all & Y??
No:of times ur dabba was full:
Ur fav emoticon:
Ur fav word:
When did u create u very 1st siggy/avi & wht was it:
Name any 10 fav members of this section:
Who was ur 1st buddy on IF:
How many ppl r there in ur buddy list:
Wht's the first thing that comes to ur mind when i say:
Prithvi
Rajat:
Sanyo:
Mugdha:
Arjun:
Pundir:
Harsh:
Bhimdev:
Lash:
Ket:
Kai:
Camella:
Cherry (CherryPrincess)
Devki:
Dershna:
Pari:
Reema (Dee7)
Latifa di:
Divya (blmed_x_myself)
Aashi:
Lucky(Lakshita)
Tanny (itsmetan)
Lakshmi:
Anu di (Kashimani)
Abhy:
Jyoti:
Priyaa (remixrulz)
Shruti:
Jojo:
Dil:
Shona:
Who do u think is foolowing among our PRC members:
Wise:
Helpful:
Sweet:
Understanding:
Shy:
Naughty:
Spammer:
Chatter:
Griller:
Split personality:
Mysterious:
jovial:
Hyper:
cold
Silly:
Drama Queen:
Name 6 fav usernames.u like:
Give a diiferent userid to the following ppl:
Lash:
Ket:
Kai:
Camella:
Cherry (CherryPrincess)
Devki:
Dershna:
Pari:
Reema (Dee7)
Latifa di:
Divya (blmed_x_myself)
Aashi:
Lucky(Lakshita)
Tanny (itsmetan)
Lakshmi:
Anu di (Kashimani)
Abhy:
Jyoti:
Priyaa (remixrulz)
Shruti:
Jojo:
Dil:
Shona:
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why do we never see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why "abbreviated" is such a long word?
Why doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why you have to click on "Start" to stop Windows 98?
Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavor, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why the man who invests all your money is called a broker?
Why there isn't mouse-flavored cat food?
Who would taste dog food when it has a "new & improved" flavor?
Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box ?
Why sheep don't shrink when it rains?
Why do they are called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Why do they call the airport "the terminal" if flying is so safe?
what if one day u enter in ur own house and everyone burts out laughing well nuthing is wrong with u u are looking beautiful but still all ur family members start laughing at u and then suddenly all stop and each leave in their own rooms what would be ur rection to that?
2--one night while u sleeping peacefully some kid comes and tickel u and run and again he/she comes and tickel u and run and again and again for almost half night and one time u just catch him/her what would u do to that kid?
3--while walking on the streets u suddenly fall down not much just abit tripp and u see almost 100 ppl looking at u starring at u as if u have juts killed someone..what would u do?apart from running from there
Which is the last book you have read?
Is there any book which has inspired you
If you try to fail and succeed, what have
you done?
How is it one careless match can start a
forest fire, but it takes a whole box to
start a campfire?
Why is the time when the traffic is slowest
called rush-hour?
What happens when you get scared
half-to-death twice?
Despite the cost of living, why does it
remain so popular?
If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how
would you know?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make
the unexpected expected?
Is it possible to have a civil-war?
Why do you press harder on the
remote-control when you know the
battery is dead?
If its zero degrees tonight, and tomorrow
its meant to be twice as cold, how cold
will it be?
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why is it that when you tell a man there
are 400 billion stars he will believe you, but
when you tell him there's wet paint he has
to touch it?
Would a fly without wings be called a
walk?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell is it
homeless or naked?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal
injections?
1.How far can a bear walk into the woods?
2.What is the value of coin dated 24 B.C.?
3.How many grooves does a 45rpm phonograph record have?
4.A camper leaves her camp, hikes 1 mile south, then 1 mile east where she sees a bear. Then she hikes 1 mile north to arrive at her camp. What color is the bear?
5.If a rooster lays an egg on the peak of a roof , will the egg roll to the left side or to the right side?
6.If a south bound electric train is traveling at a rate of 66 miles per hour and the wind is blowing to the north at 35 miles per hour, which way will the smoke blow?
7.On which side of a chicken are the most feathers?
8.If a plane crashes on the North Carolina and Virginia border, where would the survivors be buried?
9.Is there a fourth of July in England?
10.Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister?
11.Take the number 30, divide it by 1/2, and then add 10. What number do you get?
12.A farmer has 17 sheep. All but 3 of them die. How many sheep are left?
Write the meaning of the follwing phrases:
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
A countenance more in sorrow than in anger
A drop in the bucket
A fish out of water
A little knowledge is a dangerous thing
A man after my own heart
A rose is a rose is a rose
A picture paints a thousand words
An albatross round his neck
Angry young man
As good luck would have it
At one fell swoop
Barking up the wrong tree
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Beat about the bush
Behind every great man there's a great woman
Between the Devil and the deep blue sea
Bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
Black sheep of the family
Blow your own trumpet
Born with a silver spoon in one's mouth
Boogie-woogie
Bury your head in the sand
Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth
Camera cannot lie
Chinless wonder
Chip off the old block
Chew the cud
Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war
Cut off your nose to spite your face
Cut the mustard
Dog days
Dog in the manger
Dog's bollocks
Dog's breakfast
DogDon't keep a dog and bark yourself
Don't let the bas***ds grind you down
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth
Don't try to teach your Grandma to suck eggs's dinner
Drop-dead gorgeous
Excuse me while I kiss this guy
Early bird catches the worm
French phrases
Friday afternoon car
Fiddling while Rome burns
Going to hell in a handbasket
He will give the Devil his due
Head over heels
It's better to light a candle than curse the darkness
Jobs for the boys
Join the colours
Know your onions
Know which way the wind blows
Kangaroo court
Let not the sun go down on your wrath
Lions led by donkeys
Like a chicken with its head cut off
Like a moth to a flame
Marry in haste, repent at leisure
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast
Not worth the candle
Nothing is certain but death and taxes
One's heart's content
Once in a blue moon
Paddle your own canoe
Paint the town red
Paper tiger
Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?
Rose by any other name would smell as sweet
Rack your brains
Spill the beans
Surf and turf
Stone the crows
Shut your cake-hole
Tomorrow is another day
Tongue in cheek
Till the cows come home
Time and tide wait for no man
Three score and ten
Three sheets to the wind
Up the apples and pears
Wet behind the ears
What a piece of work is manYou look as if you've been dragged through a hedge backwards
You'll wonder where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent
You've never had it so good
Zero tolerance
Zig-zag
Complete the follwing:
As XXX as _________
As bald as __________
As black as _________________
As brown as ______________
As busy as ___________________
As cold as ______________
As cool as _______________
As dead as _____________
As sweet as _____________
As fine as ____________
As fit as ____________
As good as ___________
As happy as _________
As keen as ____________
As mad as _______________
As nice as ____________
As old as __________________
As pleased as ___________
As queer as _________
As straight as __________
As white as_________
As stupid as ___________
As brave as __________
As beautiful as ___________
As clever as ________________
As smart as ____________________
As naughty as ____________
As innocent as _____________
As tall as _________________
As weak as ______________
As strong as ________________
As sour as ______________
As dumb as ___________
As short as __________________
As wise as ________________
As light as _______________
As narrow as ___________
As thin as _____________
As fat as ___________
As mysterious as ____________
Riddles
*I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?
*Throw it off the highest building, and I'll not break. But put me in the ocean, and I will. What am I?
*What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?
*You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?
*I'm the part of the bird that's not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?
*I am mother and father, but never birth or nurse. I'm rarely still, but I never wander. What am I?
*I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?
*What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
*You throw away the outside and cook the inside. Then you eat the outside and throw away the inside. What did you eat?
*What goes up and down the stairs without moving?
*What can you catch but not throw?
*I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind. What am I?
*What's black and white and red all over?
*What goes around the world but stays in a corner?
*I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
*Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?
*The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
Answer the follwing questions:
Mujhse dosti karoge?
describe those as fully as possible:
life-
me-
ur friends-
dosti-
family-
music-
food-
IF-
animals-
nature-
indian actors-
indian actresses-
films-
ekta kapoor-
kyph-
A&S-
u-
ok now normal, random questions:
what do u fear the most?-
what was the most emberassing moment in ur life?-
what is the one thing that you wished you hadn't done and had the opportunity to go back and redo and make it good?-
who is the one person you love the most and look up to? why?-
if teh man/actor of your dream proposes to you even though u thought he has some1 else or likes sum1 else, what wuld u do?-
what are you wearing right this minute?-
where are you right now [obviously on if and computer and internet but where as in surroundings >?-
what is your mood right this minute [when reading this? >?-
do u have an unusual hobby?????
if u had one wish..what wud it be???
1)who is your favorite actor/actress from bollywood and from television?
some history ones
wat happened in August 4, 1914 in Europe?
how many soldiers were dead by the end of WW1 of the following countries:
France
Belgium
Russia
Britain
Turkey
Germany
what is Krystallanchat?
*What's ur fav vacation spot?
*3 things u can't survive without when ur watching TV
*One country u really wanna visit and why
*One city u really wanna visit
*The last time u cried was....
*What if a person blames u for murdering something what will u do?? Will u look for proofs that will prove u innocent just like Ekta women does?
*Did u ever brake ur hands, legs etc??
*What are ur advice to the following people from the entertainment world:
*Actress Meera (Pakistani)
*Mahesh Bhatt
*Resham
*Imran Abbas
*#1 EKTA (ur sweetheart) Maayi
*Karan Johar
*Jackie Chan
*Mallika Sherawat
*Mallaika Arora Khan
*Kajol
*Shahrukh Khan
*Are u enjoying being tortured??
BONUS ROUND....
*What ur fav dinosaur
*Fav Weather
*Fav Dessert
*U eat any other candies besides CADBURY?
* If u could be anyone person dead or alive for one day, who would u choose to be and dont forget to tell us why!!
.What is the capital of these countries? (if u dunno it look it up)
US
Mexico
Canada
Pakistan
India
Bangladesh
Afghanistan
China
Japan
Nepal
Sri Lanka
Iran
Iraq
UAE
Saudi Arabia
Egypt
Morroco
Kenya
Nigeria
Singapore
Mauritious
England
France
Denmark
Germany
Italy
Greece
Austria
Australia
Holland
Ireland
Spain
Portugal
Argentina
Cuba
Peru
Venezuela
Colombia
Puerto Rico
Chile
Nicaragua
South Africa
Poland
Romania
Russia
Usbakistan
Kuwait
Turkey
Panama
Sweden
what is your real name ??
who is your fav hero ?
who is ur fav heroine?
your fav subject?
your casual dressing?
your hair colour & length?
do u wear glasses?
your height?
your fav colour?
your fav dish?
your fav country ?
how many countries u visited?
if hav a chance to reborn where wd u like to b born?
your academic qualification?
your real age?
what were u doin before logging on to i f ?
what is your favourite cartoon character ?
name 3 members of i-f u really want 2 meet(personally)?
your favourite film?
your favourite drama?
your fav song?
your fav singer?
your fav vegetable?
tell us about your pet?
now pick 1:
chocolate or icecream
tea or cofee
horse ride or cammel ride
pakistani food or chinese food
glasses or spectacles
sea-view or clifton
pizza hut or kfc
cricket or hockey
define ur self in just 2 line but dont say u r dashing:
which area do u live in:
what r ur subjects & ur qualification:
have a nice week & be HAPPY
wat do u think is the most important thing in life?
wats the biggest fear u have in ur mind/heart?
one thing u never forget when u leave ur house?
do u drive? if yes which car?
what type of music u listen to?
where do u live (country, city)?
r u a trouble maker?
do u believe in love at first sight?
wat do u enjoy doing?
do u play pranks on ppl?
Wats ur fave…
Color
Food
Person on IF
Country(pak not counted)
Hang-out place in Karachi
Shopping center/ mall in Karachi
Thing 2 do on the internet
Sport
Subject
Book
Type of clothes
Quality in a girl
Holiday destination
Celeb
Holiday
Brand of clothing
Car type
Type of jewelry on grlz (necklace, earrings etc)
Drink
Fruit
What would u do if…
U were stuck in an elevator all alone for 24 hrz
U went 2 skool and u found out tht u were having a final exam and u didn't know abt it
U were made mod for a day
U were invisible
U were the last person on earth
Ur PC broke down for a month
U woke up 1 morning and discovered u were in a girl's body (ha-ha inspired by a flop bollywood flick)
U were sent 2 a job interview and the interviewer was the old man whose car u ran into on the way there
U look in the mirror and c that u r bald
*Your fav desi special effects film
*Fav hollywood special effects film
*What are ur views on UFOs?
*Who is more dashing and handsome....ZEBRA or a HIPPO?
*Who is the CUTEST girl...Chamki or vaishali or Sanyo
*Where do u see urself 13 yrs from now
*The last time u ended up doing something stupid was...
*Ur fav sport
*Monkey ya Chimp?
*King Kong ya Godzilla?
*Fav desi director
*Fav hollywood director
*Wiredest thing that ever happened to u was......
*One thing u will always remember in ur life.....
*Fav Desi kahana
*Fav International dishes.....
*U smoke or drink? j/k HOPE U DONT!
*What would u do if a good looking cow came to u?
*Is it possible for us to travel in Mars in 4 hrs?
*What r u doing right now besdies answering my questions?
*Do u ever get mad at IF members sometimes...EVEN FOR A SEC?
*The riskiest thing in life is...
*What films are u looking forward to see ?
*What other professions are in ur mind besides becoming a lawyer?
*Ever fight in ur sleep?
*Are u good at giving advices?
*Do u help people who needs help?
*Any pets at home?
*PLANS FOR HAPPY NEW YEAR???
*Suppose...Balaji offers u a DAMN GOOD ROLE..will u accept it?
*Kkraziest thing u've done in ur life are...
*Fav song to hear at night time
*What are ur expectation from ur future?
*Best moments in IF...
ok that's it from Kai
Cheers
😈 Kai😈