Fun time
1)
a man (2 another) :why does ManMohanSingh go 4 a walk only in the evening n not in the morning ?
man:arey bhai , ManMohanSingh is a PM not AM
2)
teacher:what is the shape of the Earth
peter:square , sir
teacher:square ! why ?
peter:sir , my father always tell me that my name should spread 2 all 4 corners of the world .
3)
tina :i wish was born 5000 years ago
mita : why ?
tina :b'coz i would not learn so much of history
4)
daughter :holidays r here , mom can i go n play with the boy next door
mom :no, u know i dont like him
daughter :then may i go n fight with him
5)
borther :what would u call a small cut
sister :a short cut
6)
rahul was reading the news paper with his father
rahul :who is this man ??
dad :he is the criminal of the city
rahul :i dont think our police is good enough
dad :why ?
rahul :b'coz they cant catch the criminal , when they shot him with their cameras .
7)
girl :what happens when a man sits on a pin ?
boy :so simple it hurts him
girl :no it cant
boy :b'coz its a safty pin
8)
bro :what is the diffrence between an elephant n a chicken
sis :huh ! no idea
bro :an elephant can have chicken poxs but a chicken can not have elephant pox
9)
tom :mom , con i have 50 paise4 the man sitting outside ?
mom :sure tom , but what is the man crying about ?
tom :he is crying " salty peanuts 4 50 paise "
10)
an automobile dealer was askedif advertising was effective. " yes , it brings quick results " , he replied ."once we ran an ad that our watchdog was missing n offered a reward 4 his return ".
"did u get him back "
" no , but that very night 3 cars were stolen "