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Posted: 8 years ago

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SD is taken inside the room after his wedding along with his bride. As others leave the room, SD smiles mischievously at his bride sitting before him wearing a ghunghat over the face.

SD- CK, an humaari shaadi ho gayi hai. Chalo suhaagraat manaate hai. Apna sundar chehra to dikhao. Ghunghat me neeche na sharmao.

SD sings 'Suhaagraat hai ghunghat utha raha hu' as he lifts the ghunghat. He gets the shock of his life as he lifts the ghunghat as he finds Viru sitting as a bride in place of CK😲.

SD- Aye lakadhaare I mean khunkhaaron ka naayak, tu yaha kya raha hai meri biwi ki jagah. CK kaha hai? Muje meri biwi ke saath suhaagraat manaana hai.

Viru- Shivu Baby, teri shaadi mujhse huvi hai to main tere saath suhaagraat manaaunga. Jabse tune muje uss din ladaayi me love bite diya tha tab se mere tan-badan me tere pyaar ki aag lag gayi hai😳. Tujhse shaadi karne ke liye maine CK ko Chunargarh ke ek cave me kidnap karke rakha hai.

SD(shockingly)- Ye nahi ho sakta hai. Humaari shaadi nahi huvi hai😲.

Viru- Aisa hi hua hai jaaneman. Chalo baaki baatein baad me😊. Pehle suhaagraat mana le😉. (sings)Raat akeli hai bujh gaye diye.

SD- Mujhe koi suhaagraat nahi manaani hai. Mujhe neend aa rahi hai. Maine 8 ghante nahi soye to mere aankh ke neeche dark circles aa jaayenge.

Viru- Thik hai darling, so jao aaj par kal hum suhaagraat jaroor manaayenge😳.

SD pulls his hair in anger😡.

Edited by angel_juhi04 - 8 years ago