Chandrakanta funny jokes thread :)

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ChipChipiBhaalu

@OriginalJuhi_04

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Posted: 8 years ago

In this thread people can write any imaginary scenes for fun😊.

I am starting with my already written funny convo of Shiv Dutt and Chandrakanta.

On getting to know about their matching kundlis, SD will sing to CK:

SD- Janam janam ka saath hai

Nibhane ko
Sau sau bar maine janam liye😆

CK- Viru, kahan ho tum? Iss 36 gun match karnewaale psycho se mujhe bachao😡😆.

SD- Tum uss lakadhaare Viru oops khunkhaar Virendra ko bhool jao. Ab main hi tumhaara honewala pati hu. Anyways, hum pichchle janam me kaha mile honhe?😳

CK- Pandit, mera tera knoon pee jaungi😡.

SD(in mind)- Kya footi kismat hai meri? Shyamala vishkanya ya scorpionkanya whatever hai aur Chandrakanta vampire hai. Muje koi normal ladki kyu nahi milti hai?😭😆

Continued by Shaina-

Zyada choo chaa kiya na toh tujhe Ekta ke Chandrakanta mein bhej dungi!!!!!😳

Phir wahan mata tujhe kabhi bull kabhi naag aur kabhi owl banati rahengi!!!!🤣

Continued by me again-

SD: Tumne kaise suna maine kya kaha? Main to apne mind me bola na.

CK: Tune hi kaha na main vampire hu to maineMaine tumhaara mann padh liya. Shaadi me baad muje zara bhi tang kiya to main tumhaara khoon rooh afza ki tarah per new jaaungi. Ab batao ye Shyamala kaun hai? Mere rehta huve kisi aur ladki ke saath affair kar rahe ho?

SD (scared): CK, plz mera khoon mat peejiye. Main tumhe kabhi tang nahi karunga. Main aaj se Shyamala ko apni behen ki nazar se dekhunga😆.

CK: That's like my good boy😆.

Edited by angel_juhi04 - 8 years ago

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ChipChipiBhaalu

@OriginalJuhi_04

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Posted: 8 years ago

This one by roumania regatding SD's reaction on knowing kundlis matching-

Shivu will be wow. AB to ISS ghamandi CK ko sabki dasi bannane Mai to aur mja ayega. Koi muje Daru pilao.

Jhumru: Maharaj! Kya Daru wary AAP k liye msst item lata hu usi ka Sevan kijiye.

Shivu: hehe... Tum muje jante hu. Tumhare bina mera Kya hoga. I love you jhumru. Give me a kiss ab Tum hi MERI nai queen ho...( He goes towards him)

Jhumru: nhi Maharaj MERI to shadi bi nhi hui Mai aise nhi KAR skti. Mai APNA mu kala ni kra skti.

S: tumharra mu kala nhi him apne prem SE Lal kr denge

Aao MERI baho Mai aooo

Guys, either continues these funny convo or make your own jokes by writing any imafibinary funny convos between any characters😆.

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kamna

@superdil19

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Posted: 8 years ago

Hahahaha kya kya khayal aa rahe tumhare mind mai hahahaha

Ekta ke show mai bhej doongi

Or jhoomro ka muh lal hahahaha

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kamna

@superdil19

Dazzler

Posted: 8 years ago

Some funny points which comes in my mind during episode

Tej singh- apni maa se arshiwad lekar apne naye jevan ki shurawat kare yuvraj

Mera mind- To fir us nag kanya ke sath kaun se jevan ki suruwat ki tumhare yuvraj ne

Sivdutt- hame pata hai ki kab kis ki lagam kitni khechni hai

Mera mind- poore show mai sabse gadha lagta hai ye mujhe najim or Ahmad se bhi gaya gujra or baate badi badi

Or ek or character shivdatt ka bhai use kuchh kam nahi kya fijool ka character hai kuchh karta nahi aaj tak mujhe samjh ni aaya ki wo negative hai ya positive

Edited by superdil19 - 8 years ago

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ChipChipiBhaalu

@OriginalJuhi_04

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: superdil19
Hahahaha kya kya khayal aa rahe tumhare mind mai hahahaha
Ekta ke show mai bhej doongi
Or jhoomro ka muh lal hahahaha

Ye dono mere lines nahi hai😆. Jiske hai uske naam like hai.

Tere dp me kaun kaun hai? Ek Ankit Arora as Laxman hai. Aur uske saath kaun hai?

Edited by angel_juhi04 - 8 years ago

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naturesk

@naturesk

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Posted: 8 years ago

Lol ok my turn now -

V - Oye Vishpurush, main bhi dekhta hoon ki tum meri CK se kaise shaadi maneyga!

S - tumko invitation nahi bheja hai humne, bhoolgaye ya yaad dilaun CK tumhri shakal nahi dekhna chahti 😆

V - tumhri aankhon ke samne Ck ko uthake lekar jaugi aur tum aur tera jhoomru dekhte rehjaoge. Agar beech mein aaye toh is baar kat daluga

Jhoomru whispers to S - Maharaj, meri maniye toh chup hojayen. Josh mein hosh na khoyie, jante toh hai na ki yeh Viru khoonkhar hai maardalega aapko

S - JHOOOMRUUU teri itni himmat, tujhe nahi choduga

While S grabs Jhoomru,

V - hahaha what a jodi you 2 have, tum dono hi karlo shaadi!

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kamna

@superdil19

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: naturesk
Lol ok my turn now -

V - Oye Vishpurush, main bhi dekhta hoon ki tum meri CK se kaise shaadi maneyga!

S - tumko invitation nahi bheja hai humne, bhoolgaye ya yaad dilaun CK tumhri shakal nahi dekhna chahti 😆

V - tumhri aankhon ke samne Ck ko uthake lekar jaugi aur tum aur tera jhoomru dekhte rehjaoge. Agar beech mein aaye toh is baar kat daluga

Jhoomru whispers to S - Maharaj, meri maniye toh chup hojayen. Josh mein hosh na khoyie, jante toh hai na ki yeh Viru khoonkhar hai maardalega aapko

S - JHOOOMRUUU teri itni himmat, tujhe nahi choduga

While S grabs Jhoomru,

V - hahaha what a jodi you 2 have, tum dono hi karlo shaadi!

Hahahaha vaise bhi shivdatt ko nachane ka bahut shonk hai

Wo nachayega or jhoomro nachega

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kamna

@superdil19

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: angel_juhi04

Ye dono mere lines nahi hai😆. Jiske hai uske naam like hai.

Tere dp me kaun kaun hai? Ek Ankit Arora as Laxman hai. Aur uske saath kaun hai?

Yes funny line by shaina

Dp mai ankit nahi hai

Ye Zee TV Ramayana ke actors hai

Lord rama as Gagan malik

Lord laxmana as Neil Bhatt

Lord Vishnu as Himanshu soni

Maa sita as Neha Sargam

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ChipChipiBhaalu

@OriginalJuhi_04

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Posted: 8 years ago

Originally posted by: superdil19

Yes funny line by shaina

Dp mai ankit nahi hai
Ye Zee TV Ramayana ke actors hai

Lord rama as Gagan malik
Lord laxmana as Neil Bhatt
Lord Vishnu as Himanshu soni
Maa sita as Neha Sargam

Mobile me think we nahi dikha na😆

We have our shows for only 2 days so we can have some interesting activities. Deep had told me to post these jokes on different post.

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kamna

@superdil19

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Posted: 8 years ago

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Originally posted by: angel_juhi04

Mobile me think we nahi dikha na😆
We have our shows for only 2 days so we can have some interesting activities. Deep had told me to post these jokes on different post.

No problems

Ok do it we r ready

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