Saurabh Tiwari sa has kindly agreed to share the unedited version of today's episode with IF janta.. Yes what we saw was the edited version for TRP grannies..
Disclaimer: All kids below 18 yrs please ensure the door of your room is bolted and locked before reading this.
Rudra walks in with an unmistakable change in his gait thanks to his nocturnal activities..😉
But Laila apparently was not good enough, as his first question is- Has Paro been well taken care of??
The constable is confused what to say, if he says yes Rudra will scream for getting too close to Paro, if not he still will for leaving her unguarded.. As he wonders why Laila's efficiency is reducing, Rudra rushes to Paro .
And the shock of seeing his chachaji, his beloved chachaji, his childhood idol staring shamelessly at Paro's sexy kamariya is too much for him to bear as he collapses at her feet..
While chachaji rushes to get help for Rudra, Paro reveals her true colors and gets the gun out Rudra's holster which if we observed was attached to his left hip..
(This scene was shot aesthetically but had to be edited out in view of the delicate sensibilities of the audience, it is available on Dailymotion as youtube has banned it even before it was posted)
The smart chachaji manages to convince the delirious Paro not to shoot at any vital parts of Rudra or her own non existent brains.. We need both of you alive and fit for the ultimate goal, the consummation.. Paro although reluctant agrees.. Secretly she wants the same..
Rudra wakes up in the hospital..
Aman- Your injuries were too close to the "kidney" so we had to rush you to the hospital..
Doctor- Do you remember who you spent the night with yesterday?
Rudra- Where is Paro? (Of course I do, it was unforgettable..)
Dr- Taking alcohol before sax does not prevent STDs
Rudra- Where is Paro?
Dr- If the infection was any more severe, you could have forgotten all hopes of consummation. But the doctors here have managed the impossible and saved your kidneys..
(The lungs part was edited in, of course)
Rudra- Thank the doctors on behalf of Laila, Paro and the entire female population of IF..
Aman- Sir,meri taraf se bhi!😳
Rudra glares at Aman..😡
Rudra- When can I resume errr my activities?
Dr- 3 days, no activities in the bed for 3 days..
Rudra (irritated and frustrated) - not even eye sex??
Dr- No..
ST- CUT!!! Change the scene, TRP is only 1.2.. We need eye sax.
Dr.- Ok that's allowed.. But nothing else, do you understand that Aman??
Aman- Of course.. Turns and winks at Rudra..
Rudra- Where is the girl?
Aman- Sir, the doctor just said..
Rudra- Where is the girl?
Aman- But sir..
Rudra- Where is the girl?
Meanwhile, the hospital attenders as is the norm is taking her share of Paro's jewellery.. The doctor walks in with a coat over his BSD uniform.. It's a BSD hospital, all doctors wear coats over BSD uniforms..
Dr- Tum jao, isko drip mein zehar mila ke main de doonga..
Meanwhile in Rudra's room
Rudra- I don't trust this doctor at all.. My kidneys feel weird, Wonder what he will do to Paro.. (Shudders)
Aman- Sir, please don't get up from the bed.. Aapko meri kasam.. (With a forlorn look)
Rudra- But I need her close to me.. TRPs are already too low, we cant leave her in the other room..
Aman- But sir..
Rudra- She is just another patient for the Dr, but remember Aman, she is your only Bhaabi!! And if you ever care to become an uncle bring her here..
Aman thinks, what I wanted to be was not the uncle of your kids..
Rudra- The bed is big enough and Paro is slim enough.. Get her here now, while I still have some chance of doing it..
Aman- But sir,the STDs??
Rudra- I am resistant to STDs, the Dr is bluffing of course..
Aman withdraws with tears in his eyes to stop the multivitamin mein zeher infusion..
Meanwhile in Rudra's room..
Chacha- How long since we met,12 or 13 yrs?
Rudra- I am the one with the kidney injury, why do u have memory loss.. Its 15 yrs..
Chacha- Remember as a kid u wanted a mooch just like mine..
Rudra- Everyone makes some wrong choices in life..
Chacha- How is your dad?
Rudra- still reading Othello.. Ask me something new..
Chacha's monologue continues while Rudra realizes all this is delaying important activities..
Chacha- At least you do remember the birds and bees lesson I gave you..
Rudra- Constable Tanveer Ranawat, I saw you staring at the sexy kamariya before I fainted of exhaustion.. You are hereby issued a restraining order from Paro, keep a distance of 10 feet from her.. Anyway you eyesight wont let you see anything from that distance..
Chacha- But ..
Rudra- I am not done.. I ve seen you ogling at my shirtless chest too.. So keep the same distance from me.. As if having Aman around staring is not bad enough..
Chachaji departs with tears in his eyes..
Doctor enters huffing and puffing ..
Dr- How can you shift the patient without my permission.. How can you think of consummation now when you have infection.. Heard of STDs Majorsa?
Rudra- Aman is the second task done?
Dr- What task is that now?
Rudra-Aman!! Have you got Paro's bed cancelled.. BSD does not have funds to buy a broom for its Interrogation room, we sure as hell cant spare cash for an extra bed.. And anyway she is sharing mine..
Dr- This a hospital not your bedroom.. I can allow unsafe sax here..
Rudra- We have already had eye sax, there is nothing unsafe here.. You go find out how to control the infection, meanwhile let me complete the thorough inspection through the gap in the curtain!!
And remember I can always shift the action to Laila's place and have a threesome..
Dr- Ok, here are some meds for the STDs, if you care for more action you better take them..
As the Dr leaves, he smirks near the window and thinks- Take those meds and for a life time neither Laila nor Paro will see any action.. Not to mention this Aman..
Rudra- Good night Aman!!
Aman- Have a fantastic night sir..
And he leaves dutifully closing the door, dreaming of his little moochiya nephews and patli kamariya nieces..
Rudra gets pain in the unmentionable areas and decides to take the STD meds anyway..
Paro gets a nightmare of the nights where Rudra tries his best but is unable to give her any action.. Paro screams out No... Rudra leaves his meds aside and focuses on the main job, Paro ka inspection..
Paro's nightmares continue..
Visits to the doctors at shady clinics for Rudra's problems..
Tantriks and black magic to get it up..
Rudra cant see Paro in distress and after ensuring the door is bolted moves to Paro's bed.. He does not care for the STDs or for his injured kidneys.. He moves to Paro's bed and grasps her head in his hands, climbs onto the bed and places his knee between her
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DT Note- The rest of the post has been edited out as it violates the rules and regulations of IF. Warnings have been issued to the TM. In case of further violation of rules, the TM may be issued restrictions or debarred from IF.😆
Anupamaa
