After Varun sa impressed all of us by winning his Shaurya Pariksha i.e., shredding a LANGOTI tossed into air, we see his softer, lover-boy side.
But before that, our PhatPhatiya Dhari, Moonchiya Pehelwan BSD officer shows up at the wedding in the mother of all disguises. Such a strong disguise that no one would note him, except entire Birpur.
Bindi gets Paro out of the miserable item number where Laila all but rubs her considerable expanse of low-slung-lehenga waist on to our faces. the rest of Birpur enjoys the item number with the same purity of joy as a night out at the Shiv temple with Bhajan-Keerthan
Varun Sa and Paro have a heart to heart
Varun - can I line maro you?
Paro - <silent, unconvinced>
Varun - I am B-Com pass. you?
Paro - Panchvi Kaksha barely pass. But are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Varun - No, but I love a 5th grade pass
Paro - <shy, silent, unconvinced>
Varun - I love spicy food
Paro - <shy, silent, unconvinced, notes that she must pack extra mirch-masala in dowry>
Varun - I love desserts
Paro - <shy, silent, unconvinced, must control his future pot belly>
Varun - I love Imli with Namak
Paro - <convinced and SOLD!> really? me too!
Varun - and I want 5 children, one after the other
Paro - give me hi5, me too!
Varun - and I want to call you Mhari Parvathi
Paro - come to think of it, Paro sounds so Dehathi. Give me another FIVE
Varun - so all set?
Paro - I love it! I didn't think Shivji heard me but he did! I get a man who loves Imlie with Namak. Hey Devi May...sorry sorry, Om Namo Shivaya! A house with limestone paint, I can hang my own calendar, I can hang my own laundry and cook my own cuisine. Mamiji is sweet and all but she hates it when I nail the walls to hang pictures of Rukmini. oh, that reminds me, can Rukmini come with me?
Varun - if she is half as pretty as you, she most certainly can. I can expedite Family Program with more children
Paro - no, no, she is a butterfly
Varun - whatever
Paro - anyway, this is good. this is all so good. I can't believe it!
Hidden Meanings of the day
When Rudra twirls his mustache, it has two hidden meanings
1. he is ready to to bash someones skull against the wall
2. he is ready to do it and make the girl scream in pleasure
Thakur sa did not get a chance to use the bathroom today and is waiting for the never-ending item number playing on the loop to be over.