PhatPhatiya Post - Mhari Parvathi, Tharo Varun

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Posted: 12 years ago
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After Varun sa impressed all of us by winning his Shaurya Pariksha i.e., shredding a LANGOTI tossed into air, we see his softer, lover-boy side.

But before that, our PhatPhatiya Dhari, Moonchiya Pehelwan BSD officer shows up at the wedding in the mother of all disguises. Such a strong disguise that no one would note him, except entire Birpur.

Bindi gets Paro out of the miserable item number where Laila all but rubs her considerable expanse of low-slung-lehenga waist on to our faces. the rest of Birpur enjoys the item number with the same purity of joy as a night out at the Shiv temple with Bhajan-Keerthan

Varun Sa and Paro have a heart to heart

Varun - can I line maro you?
Paro - <silent, unconvinced>
Varun - I am B-Com pass. you?
Paro - Panchvi Kaksha barely pass. But are you smarter than a 5th grader?
Varun - No, but I love a 5th grade pass
Paro - <shy, silent, unconvinced>
Varun - I love spicy food
Paro - <shy, silent, unconvinced, notes that she must pack extra mirch-masala in dowry>
Varun - I love desserts
Paro - <shy, silent, unconvinced, must control his future pot belly>
Varun - I love Imli with Namak
Paro - <convinced and SOLD!> really? me too!
Varun - and I want 5 children, one after the other
Paro - give me hi5, me too!
Varun - and I want to call you Mhari Parvathi
Paro - come to think of it, Paro sounds so Dehathi. Give me another FIVE
Varun - so all set?
Paro - I love it! I didn't think Shivji heard me but he did! I get a man who loves Imlie with Namak. Hey Devi May...sorry sorry, Om Namo Shivaya! A house with limestone paint, I can hang my own calendar, I can hang my own laundry and cook my own cuisine. Mamiji is sweet and all but she hates it when I nail the walls to hang pictures of Rukmini. oh, that reminds me, can Rukmini come with me?
Varun - if she is half as pretty as you, she most certainly can. I can expedite Family Program with more children
Paro - no, no, she is a butterfly
Varun - whatever
Paro - anyway, this is good. this is all so good. I can't believe it!

Hidden Meanings of the day
When Rudra twirls his mustache, it has two hidden meanings
1. he is ready to to bash someones skull against the wall
2. he is ready to do it and make the girl scream in pleasure

Thakur sa did not get a chance to use the bathroom today and is waiting for the never-ending item number playing on the loop to be over.

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Aruni. thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Paro needs an eye checkup. She has hyperopia (Haww itni kam umr mein). She readily recognize the guy from a distance - she recognize him even in her dreams dammit, but goes blind within touching distance? Must check, may be an allergy to the mooch?

And Pappu makes an amazing watson! Shouting at the suspect and letting him have a head start, woh bhi saare guests ke saamne! Probably he wasn't listening when PhatPhatiya announced the game plan - we go stealth mode. with camouflage.

you had me at "he is ready to do it and make the girl scream in pleasure" 🤣

On a serious note, today's epi had some bloopers. Seemed rather hurried. I nearly forgot these guys were big budget waale, coz they haven't trained Pappu how to fake-punch. And what the hell are those baraatis doing with the guns? Polishing?
Edited by aruni50218 - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Loved the post as usual SJ..
Its so funny...I am giggling till now while writing this biggest post in the world...
Edited by aayesha - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Ram Ram Sj baisa <3

You forgot the precap! Bindi khamakha ek crocodile ka bhojan ban gayi!
Magarmach ki toh lottery lag gai damn!

And Laila's acrobats were so touching especially Thakursa. He seem to enjoy her nain-matakhas and unbelievable jhatkas.

I think Laila is attracted to the men with Mooch and protection. Especially bandhniwala, no?

I seriously dont get it. The shaadi was supposed to be happening at Paro's house, right?
Thakursa is so big heart wale that he allows the gaon wala's to use his house as a shaadi ka mandap.

You had said it right Sj baisa, Thakursa is a major threat to the shaadi economy of Rajasthan! Ugh...

The mirchi talks were actually sweet between Paro and Run!

And Aman sends Kesri to Ram ji. Poor poor Ram ji

ps : I love your posts, it preventss me from getting addicted to another show. I am able to see the reality through your eyes, words etc! Keep 'em coming! 🤗
Edited by JforChimpanzee - 12 years ago
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Loved u'r post...


PS: rudra twirling his mustache reminded me of meeshamadavan! Lol.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Was waiting for your post! Knew that I will be ROFLing after reading your post! Especially the last line 🤣 superb!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Thank you SJ-sa for the daily dose of laughs!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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SJ no tharo mharo.. Thakur sa will now become rashtriya sampatti!😛

He soon gonna case thokofy on you as you are hell bent on opening his 'jawani ke raaz' and then slogans and candle march..😆 He has that patented.😉
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Posted: 12 years ago
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What's in a name?
EVERYTHING.

EVERY.DAMN.THING.

What more must a man do to please? He is as mighty with the pen as he is with the sword. He likes the same food that you do and has the same dreams as you. Whattey co-accident. And he even wants to get rid of your Devdas-wannabe nickname.

But he ain't named after Mahadev and so he isn't our man.

I think Paro's got a little crush on Mahadev and with her low hang on reality, she forgets that she isn't the REAL Parvati. There there, girl, if you've been watching the Life OK Mahadev, I feel you.

Special mention to the Rab Ne Bana Di Jodi Moment where Paro sees Rudra but doesn't see him. *slow clap*
Only Laila recognizes him.

Hmm... Maybe this has hidden meaningz. Maybe you have to do the dirty with someone to be able to see through their flimsy two-penny disguises...

Also, Birpur's strange rules of propriety and etiquette confuse me more and more by the day. I'm chalking Laila's performance up to that.

P.S. To further confuse Paro, Thakur Sa used to play Raavan on the same Life OK Mahadev.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Back to back hilarious post's. Enjoying it!

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