My fav are
1 veera tu menu jaanti nahi hai2 kabhi yeh ranveera pura hua karta tha par ab yeh baldev pura hai
3 mere baap ko log mere naam se jaante hai
4 teri saas ka happy b'day nahi manana hai jo itne mai lipta raha hai5 kamina hoon chor nahi hoon
6 Brand new man pind wich
7 abhi tho itni bakwaas karke gayi hai uske saath
8 Tu gayi kyu ithhe ruk jaati tambu gadwaadeta tere waaste9 dhang se bol tho dhunga
10 ( most fav) haan ji deta hoon ji , aap phone par hi rahiyega ji warna kue wich jaake phek aaonga aur mitti dalwaadhonga ji11 Oye karan phone utha ...kabootri ka phone hai12 menu ki farq payenda hai
13 gadde dhund dhundh ke ghusa rahi hai ki
14 Menu koi shaukh nahi hai tujhe haath lagane ka15 ( most fav) mubarka ji mubarka pind walo pretampura di musibat pind se ja rahi hai
16 (missed one) Oye veera tu menu itna yaad na kiya kar
17 aagayi bhootni
18 merr ko pind ka sabse bawla kutta bhi kaat le na tho itna bawla nahi kar sakta ki mai tujhe bulao party mai ( loved his expressions in this dialogue)I knw there are many but i love all of them