Ok finally guys here are the answers to the test... well done to everyone, but i didnt get a single person who got them alright... but it was all a bit of fun...
1)How many Animals did Moses take into the Ark? Moses didnt take any it was NOAH!
2) Some Months have 30 days, some have 31, how many have 28? All of them have 28!
3) Divide 30 by half and add ten, what is the answer? Most people gave me the answer 70 for this but ... its 25 .. so well done to the ones who spotted that ... To make it out all you had to do was 15+10 =25 ... the divide was to con you! coz everyone divdied the 30 by half and then added 10
4) If a doctor gave you three tablets and told you to take one every half hour, how long would the tablets last? 1 1/2 hrs
5) which country has a 4th of July, the USA, the UK or France? All have a 4th of july.. only the USA celebrates it
6) A man bulit a rectangular House, each side having a southern exposure, a bear came wandering by, what colour was the bear? The bear is white.. its in the north pole.. nowhere else can u have a southern exposure expect the north pole.. so its a polar bear
7) If you were alone in a deserted house at night and there was a lamp, fire-wood and a candle and you only had one match, which would you light first? Well in order to light anyfing... u have to light the match 1st.. to transfer!... ANSWER: MATCH!
8) Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the river Trent? Well he cant be buried coz he is 'STILL LIVING'
9) If i have two coins totalling 11 pence and one of the coins is not a 10 pence piece, what are the two coins? 10 PENCE & 1 PENCE
10) If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another pair in the next corner, and so on until every pair in a corner is looking at another pair, how many monkeys could say that they were looking at the other monkeys? Since when can monkeys talk? ..😆none of them can say they were looking at the other monkeys coz thy cant talk
11) If you drove a bus leaving waterloo with 40 passengers, then dropped off 7 and picked up 2 at Aldwych, then stopped at Holborn, picked up 10, went to St Pauls, dropped 8 there and picked up 5, then drove to arrive at Liverpool Street 6mins later, what would the drivers name be? it wud be your name.. the segment in the middle is only to confuse you
12) If you take two apples from Three apples, what would you be left with? you will have 1 left .. coz u have taken two from three n there is one left
13) A farmer had 17 sheep, all but nine die, how many does he have left? ALL BUT 9 DIE.. SO 9 IS THE ANSWER
SO thats the answers... well done to every1 .. most people got 12/13 ... 👏👏👏