
A Cute Small Conversation(BY GD)
RAVI entered inside His room, placing His Books/Folder at table and trying to sit on Bed after taken out His Valet and Cell and placing it over Bed, He was opening His Joggers Laces and suddenly His Instincts feels, Someone else Presence too, Some Weird kind of Sounds coming from Terrace...😉
With Alertness and Care, He peeps and a Big Shout coming from His mouth which completely Unbalance the Creature sitting at Terrace Railing😲... RAVI found a Big Bright Red color Parrot belonged to MACAO pedigree... Here Parrot angry on RAVI Undelibrate effort...😉
Parrot: Dara diya na... Huh...😡
RAVI Stunned to see a SAAF n SHUDH HINDI BOLTA TOOTA😈, before He was coming out from this Shock😲, Parrot extended His Long Wing and Introduced Himself as...😉
Parrot: Parrot, GD Parrot..😈
After seeing James Bond series, He mostly Introduce himself with His Sir Name first😆😆... RAVI snapped out from His Shock and Shake Hand with Parrot with Introduction as...
RAVI: I am RAVI...😃
Parrot (shock😲): bus.. (ask❓) kya Tum CID mein Kaam kartay ho..?
RAVI (with Confusion): Nahi tou... Kyun..?😕
Parrot (teasing): Nahi wahan sub Kay Aik Naam Hotay hai na...😉😆
RAVI (with smile): BHATACHARYA... RAVI BHATACHARYA...😳
Parrot (naughty): ahannn... Meri Cheating...😉😆
RAVI (laugh n ask): Tum yahan Kesy aayey...?😕
Parrot: Lift lay kr... (briefing) log Buht Gandy ho gayey hain RAVI, Bus waly nay Mujhy bola kay Paisay do... (angry) Aik Chotay Pyaray say Pakshi ko wo yahan Free mein Betha kr Nahi la Sakta tha... Haan...😡
RAVI (hiding smile): haan ye tou hy, buht Bura kiya Bus waly nay, pr phir Tum nay Lift kis say lii..??😕
Parrot (proud): Main Bus ki Chat (roof) pr Beth kr aa gaya😳... (trying to Wink, but His Both eyes closes, He added😉) kesa..?
RAVI (laughing😆): Very Good... acha Tum yahan kyun aayey ho.. Main Tum ko Tumharay Ghar chor aata hun...😊
Parrot: Nahi, Mai yahan Dhan Dhan Tar say Milnay aaya hun...😛
RAVI (total Confuse): kis say..?😲😕
Parrot (pat over his small head with): kya RAVI, Tum ko tou kuch Nahi pata.. Wohi Dhan Dhan Tar, (spellout) D E M O N S T A R, Jo IF mein hr Contest mein First aata ha, Story mein, VM mein, Poem mein...😊😊
RAVI: hahaha😆😆... acha DEMONSTAR...(His Instincts turns Tense) pr Tum Us ko kesay jaanty ho aur kyun Milnay aayey ho..?😕
Parrot (rash): Main Tum ko kyun bataon..?😡
RAVI (now sat over Terrace chair and trapping Parrot as): kyunkay Tum Meray Dost ho na😳, (Parrot look at Him so He Briefed) Tum nay Mujh say Shake Hand kiya na tou Tum Meray Dost ban gayey aur Dost ko tou Sub batana chahyey...😳😃
Parrot: acha... (comes towards Him and sat over Next Chair with) Main Dhan Dhan Tar sy KATTI hun tou Main yahan Us kay saamny Aatmahatya karny aaya hun...🤢🤢
RAVI (shocked): Aatmahatya...😲
Parrot (jerking Head): kya RAVI, Aatmahatya... wo kya boltay hain haan SCUIDE, is mein na Aadmi Khud ko Maar leta hay (He is trying to Act that Death Drama by taking out His Small Cute Pink Tongue as well placed His Body at Chair with Head in Jerk position🤢🤢) (RAVI trying but He bursts Laughter🤣) (Parrot after Relaxing that RAVI understands Aatmahatya with His Acting Skills coming back to Sitting position and added) phir Us ki Naukri Khatam... Samjhy...👍🏼
RAVI (nodding in Yes with Smile): haan haan Samjh gaya, pr kyun..?😕
Parrot (whisper): Tum Us ko Batao gay tou Nahi...😳
RAVI: Bilkul Nahi...😊
Parrot (eyes fills with Water and He added😭): pata hay RAVI, Dhan Dhan Tar na hr Contest mein First aa jata hay, Main itni Saari (trying to give him the picture of his ITNI SAARI by spreading His Wings and say) Mehnat karta hun... pr Main (crying loudly😭) Second ya Third he aata hun aur kabhi kabhi tou (weeping😭) Fail bhi ho jata hun... kitni Gandi Baat hay na.. (wiping tears with Quill and say) is liyey Main Aatmahatya karnay aaya hun ta kay (Bollywood style tone) Us Nirdai ko bhi pata chaly kay Ek Pyara Pakshi Us kay Gunahun ki Bhaint Carh gaya...😈
RAVI starting Laughing Loudly🤣🤣, Parrot look at Him with His Small eyes and Hop on His Arm and Sqeezing His Claws over RAVI arm with...😡
Parrot: Main Ro raha hun aur Tum Hanse rahy ho... Haan... 😡
RAVI taken Out His Arm with Ahh, Rubbing that Part and say after Holding His laugh as...😊
RAVI: Nahi Nahi... wesy is ka matlab DEMONSTAR Buht Hardwork karta hay na...👏
Parrot (again back to His Position with Sad n Teary tone): Main bhi Buht Hardwork karta hun RAVI... Sach... (RAVI feeling Sorrow on Parrot Hurt) (Parrot added) pr Main kabhi First Nahi aata.. ye Jeena bhi koi Jeena hy... ab tou Mujhy Mar jana Chahyey... (takes sad sigh with) Main Dunya kay liyey KALANK KA TEEKA hun...😈
RAVI again Bursts His Laugh🤣, while Parrot look at Him and ask in Confusion...
Parrot (confusion😕): RAVI ye KALANK KA TEEKA kya hota hay... Indection?
RAVI (confuse): Indection kya..?😕
Parrot: Ufff Ho... kya hoga is Desh ka... agar Main Nahi hun tou Tum logun ko kuch bhi pata Nahi chaly... Indection... (pinch eyes😵) Sui... wo jo Dr Uncle lagatay hain...
RAVI (laughing😆): acha acha... Injection... Nahi KALANK KA TEEKA matlab...
Parrot (cutting): Kaala aur Ganda Parrot... (sad) hain na.
RAVI (patting on His Haed with): Nahi, Bilkul Nahi... Tum tou Itny Pyaray ho...
Parrot (again low cry): phir Main First kyun Nahi aata... matlab Main Ganda hua na...😳
RAVI: Nahi, Tum itni Saari (showing by His spreading arms) Mehnat karty ho... hr Contest mein Part letay ho... kitni Saari cheezein Banatay, Likhty ho... Is ka Matlab Tum Buht Smart ho...👏
RAVI feeling that Parrot was so Sad on this Aspect so it's Good to Change His View points and for Somewhat makes Him Relaxed after giving Some Good Hope about Future as well give some Fake Praise about His Creative Work to Boost His Moral which Lowering Down time to time...😃
RAVI (again): aur DEMONSTAR ko tou Itny Ideas bhi Nahi aatay...😉
Parrot (proud): tou wo Meri tarah Deligent thori hay...😳👍🏼
RAVI (again confuse): Deligent...😕
Parrot (teasing): dekha Tum ko bhi Nahi pata na Deligent Ka matlab... us Ka matlab Zaheen, Chalak.. Buht Saara Smart...😉😉
RAVI (getting): acha Intelligent... (Parrot nodded in Yes) (RAVI again) aur Tum tou CID mein bhi ho... DEMONSTAR thori hay wahan...😃
Parrot (turn to more Red with Proud): aur kya...😳😳
RAVI (again): bus Tum na DEMONSTAR say zyada Mehnat karo tou Tum bhi First aa jao gay...👍🏼
Parrot: magar RAVI, Jo First Nahi aata phir koi Us say Pyar bhi tou Nahi karta na...😔😒
RAVI (clearing): ye kis na Kaha, Dekho DEMONSTAR say zyada tou sub Tum ko Jaantay hain IF mein, Tum ko Pyar kartay hain, Kitnay Saaray PMs, Scrape karty hain😳🤗... hr Mushkil mein Tumhari Raah takty hain, Tum ko Samman (Respect) detay hain aur DUO bhi tou Tumhary Dost hai na... BHAI hain na...😳😳
Parrot (again proud): haan ye tou hay😳... tou Main Second, Third ya Fail ho kr bhi Acha hun..?😕
RAVI: Bilkul...👍🏼
Parrot: pr Mujhy kabhi First bhi tou aana Chahayey na...
RAVI: Tum aur Saara Parho, Khoob Mehnat karo, Tum Zarur First Aao gay...👏👏
Parrot (clapping by wings): aur Dhan Dhan Tar Second... hain na...👏😉
RAVI (smiles): haan Bilkul...😃
Parrot: pr Main Buht Mehnat karta hun na tou Mujhy Bhook lagnay lagti hay😛 aur phir Main Khana kha kr So jata hun...🥱
RAVI (laughing🤣): arry DEMONSTAR ko bhi jub Bhook lagti hay na tou wo bhi Khana Kha kr So jata hy...
Parrot: matlab Wo Meray jesa hay...😳
RAVI: haan... Bus Wo thori Mehnat Tum say zyada Karta hay...👍🏼
Parrot: ab Main bhi Karun ga... Theek...👏
RAVI (patting over His Head with): Bilkul Theek... Phir Tum First aa jao gay😳... (Parrot happy after Thinking about His First position) (again in confuse tone) pr Tum Aatmahatya kesay karo gay... Tum ko tou Urna aata hy na...😕😕
Parrot (rash as His Mood Swings): acha tou Tum chahtay ho Main Mar jaon😉... Us Dhan Dhan Tar ka Competator Dunya say chala jayey... Hath Tum ny Mujh say milaya hay aur Favor Tum Dhan Dhan Tar ki kr rahy ho... (emotional tone) Dost ban kr Meri Jarein kaat rahy ho...😉😆
RAVI (laughing with😆😆): Nahi Nahi... wesy lagta hy Tum buht TV dekhty ho... Mut dekha karo... Aankhein kharab ho jati hain...🤓👎🏼
Parrot: hahah😆, Tum ko tou kuch Nahi pata RAVI... Aankhein tou GAJAR Nahi Khany as kharab hoti hain... Main tou Roz khata hun... Gajar Chapati... Yum Yum...😛😛
RAVI: hmmm, matlab Tum DEMONSTAR say jaalty ho... Buzdil ho...😉😈
Parrot (angry😡): kya, Main Tum ko Kaala dikhta hun... (briefing) Main tou Ek dam Red color ka hun... jo log jaalty hain na wo Kaaly ho jaty hain... samjhy aur Main koi Buzdil Nahi hun... Bahadur hun (hit Beak on RAVI head, He Ouches) (Parrot added with Laughing) dekha Kitna Bahadur hun Main😈... (inquir tone) Tum kisi ko is tarah Choonch Maar sakty ho ... (Proud) Nahi na... Maaro gay kahan say... (trying to Wink by closing his both eyes😉) Tumhari tou Choonch hee Nahi...
RAVI (rubbing His head with): aby...😡😡
Parrot: Buri Baat, (sad sigh) wesay RAVI Main buht buht Mehnat karta hun... (crying😭) pr, Main kabhi Dhan Dhan Tar say aagy Nhai nikl pata... is ka matlab Main kabhi bhi First Nahi aaon ga...
He wiped His Nose from RAVI sleeves who comes in Shock state🤣... Parrot still Engage in Crying as RAVI was in Great Shock so Stunned... Parrot again...
Parrot: haaa... Phir tou Mujhy Marna he paray ga na...🤢🤢
RAVI: magar ye koi Solution Nahi hua...Tumharay Marnay kay baad tou DEMONSTAR ko Khula Maidan mil jayey ga aur phir tou Wo First kya, Second aur Third bhi aa jayey ga...😉😉
Parrot look at Him and lost in thinking while RAVI cut His Shirt Sleeve which Parrot used as Tissue with Scissors😉😉... Parrot after thought...
Parrot: tou Main Dhan Dhan Tar ki Supari nikal deta hun... 😈
RAVI (shock): kya...😲
Parrot (casual): Main kisi Contract Killer say baat krta hun, Mujhy Gun Nahi chalani aati na warna Main Khud hee Us ka kaam tamam kr deta...😉😉
RAVI: magar phir tou Tum ko Jail ho jayey gi na ya shayed Phansi...🤢🤢
Parrot (eyes wide opened): haaa... sach...😲😲
RAVI (nodded in yes with): aur kya...😊
Parrot: magar CID Officer ko Jail thori hoti hay aur Phansi bhi Nahi hoti...😉😉
RAVI: sub hota hay...👍🏼
Parrot: haaa... matlab Mujhy Scuide karna hee paray ga🤢... (hop over railing and trying to announce as) arry O Basanti ki Chachi... (pat His Wing on his small head and starts again, RAVI was in Shock but Smiling phase) haan Dhan Dhan Tarkay bacchy... bahar aa... abhi batata hun Main kaun hun... GD Parrot... Buht Naam hay Mera Desh aur Out of Country mein bhi... Samjhy...😉😳😳
RAVI trying to Grab Him and in that Parrot Disbalanced, He settles Himself in Air and look at RAVI, hit His Wing and Start Threatening...😈
Parrot: Tum nay Mujhy Pakarny ki Koshish ki ... haan ... Giranay ki... Dhakka day rahy thy na Mujhy...😡😡
RAVI (tense): nahi nahi...
Parrot (Dialogue tone): Main Haddi ginta Nahi😉... (trying to grab RAVI neck but as He can't folded His Wing so just wrap it over RAVI neck and said in Scary voice) kyunkay Mujhy Ginti (Counting) aati nahi🤣... magar Tour kr Us ko Double kr deta hun... Daya ka Ustaad hun main😉... Kum mut samjho Mujhy...😈
RAVI trying to Jerk but Parrot rushed inside... Look at the Room Throughly from His Small Eyes and got what He wants... Just flew there and dail...😉
Parrot: Hello CID, haan Sir Main GD Parrot bol raha hun...😳😳
ACP: kahan say...😕😕
Parrot (confuse😕): kahan say... matlab ..(to RAVI) Tum kahan say boltay ho..?😉
RAVI (hurry): Munh say...😆😆
Parrot: huh... Munh say... (to ACP) Sir main Choonch say bol raha hun...😆😆 Main yahan ek Qatil Larky kay Ghar pr hun...😉😉
RAVI (murmur): Qatil...😲😲
Parrot (engaged): Sir, Us ka Naam RAVI hay, us nay Mujhy... ek CID Pakshi ko Dhakka deni ki koshih ki😉... Meri Jaan lena chaha aur Sir Mujhy naak pochny kay liyey Towel bhi nahi diya... (jerking) phir Mujhy Us ki Shirt say hee Kaam chalana para😆... Aap log foran aa jayein... (whispering) Main nay Usy Pakra hua hay...😉
RAVI (loud): ANSHA Madam ko zarur bulana...😳😳
Parrot: Meri Behan kisi Qatil kay Ghar nahi aatii... Samjhy...😳😳
He put Off the Call and looking at RAVI and Teasing Him...
Parrot (flying around): pata chala, Main kitna Khatarnaak hun... abhi CID Tum ko Pakr kay lay jayey gi...😉😉
RAVI (threat): Main bhi ACP Sir ko bata dun ga kay Tum Scuide kr rahy thy, Main nay Tumhari Vdo bana li hay😈... ACP Sir tou Buzdil logun kko foran CID say nikal detay hain...(Parrot Shocked😲) (RAVI again) aur main Un ko ye bhi bata dun ga kay Tum yahan DEMONSTAR ka Qatal karnay aayey thy...😈
Parrot (twisting): Tum aisa Nhai karo gay😊... (moving close) tum tou Meray Dost ho na RAVI... kitnay Pyaray say ho... hain na...😳😳
RAVI (hiding smile): ab koi Faida Nahi... ab tou main sub ACP Sir ko bata dun ga...😉😉
Parrot (with teary eyes😭): phir tou Meri Naukri chali jayey gi, abhi tou Main nay ABHIJEET say Udhaar lay kr DAYA ko Birthday Gift diya hay, wo kesay Chukaon ga aur main Dhan Dhan Tar say kesay Badla lun ga...😭😭
RAVI (after thinking): hmmm... Aik Shart pr...😉
Parrot (happy): kya..?😕
RAVI: Tum Promise karo kay aainda kabhi Second ya Third aany pr Ro gay Nahi... Acha Acha likho gay, VM banao gay, Poem bhi aur aik din DEMONSTAR ko Hara kr bhi dekhao gay... magar haan Mehnat say... jesay DEMONSTAR karta hay... Theek...😳😳
Parrot: haan... (so many shine in His Eyes) tou kya Main First aaon ga...😉
RAVI: Bilkul, Tum zarur First aao gay GD... kyunkay Tum Ek Pyaray Parrot ho...😳😳
Parrot (proud): wo tou Main hun... pata hay KATRINA Mujh say Shadi karna chah rahi hay...😆😆
RAVI (bursts laugh): kya...🤣
Parrot: aur kya, Itna Pyara jo hun Main... (RAVI moving head in Yes either still laughing😆) (parrot again) acha ab Main Ghar chalta hun... ABHIJEET aur DAYA Pareshan ho jayein gay...😳
RAVI: magar CID ko Mana tou kr do ta kay wo yahan Tumhari Call Trace kr kay na pohanch jayein...
Parrot (laughing😆): arry Main nay koi CID ko Phone Nahi kiya,, Mujhy tou Number bhi nahi pata... (trying to wink with closing His Both eyes and say in naughty tone😉) wo Main Tum ko Dara raha tha na...
He flew away after beading Good Bye to RAVI with Laughing and having a Lesson of More Hard work, while RAVI after a minute Jerk in Smiling, move inside with Good Luck weave to Parrot...!😳😃😳

Edited by Reshma. - 11 years ago
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