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Sueprman.. the ultimate superhero.. Our own Hanuman from Ramayana. He comes from another planete and for what? save humanity? He wears his underpants on top of tight trouser. and flies with wit one hand up whenever he wants to.. to save humanity of course. He also has is alter ego.. clark.. the thing is superman doesnt wear mask and he only wears specs woking with his love interest Louise .. she cant figure out that the guy in her office is the superman. And then therz Kent who always beat the shit out of superman.. even thou hez not even 1% as powerful as superman.. who can bullet in his eyes and bullet is ruined. 😕 The story can go on to find any f**king logic any any superman movies or cartoons..
Spiderman.. oh he wears his underpant on the tight pants too.. but he wears full mask. A mighty lil spider must be sent from BHagwan Vishnu to the earth from a sole purpose to bite this nurdy loser teenager and make him superhero.. He strikes his strong spider web threads and do the circus scenes from one building to another in Downtown NYC.. no overhead cables r to be bothered. Hez so powerful and yet sad loser in his life he can let his love life see go away from his to his frnd. I wonder if Spiderman found solace in woods.. his swing wud be stuck in between wood for so long he might need moneky frnds to untie him.
Batman- Now this guy is mystery.. was he beaten by a bat.. a superpowerful one? Whats his power? Yeah Bond like bike that turn into a suparcar.. but how does he fly from one building to another.. why he even needs gadgets? He also wears his underpants on top of pant.. but lately directors were so ashamed.. they make his costumes all black.. and hide that embarrassing thingy. Yeah hez a loser in real life too.. looks like malnutrioned middle aged man.. whoz voice becomeas macho and the costume makes him like he has macho body (srk of Ra.one)
Iron man- Now this multibillionaire.. can escape from jehadis.. by creating a costume in which he can fly and invinsible.. he then creates state of the art suit.. which has all the controls on the screen of his halmet.. He can fly 100000 kms per secod.. and but he still move his eyes left right n center and calmly control his movemments.. Whats his solo purpose in life? Well, I dont know.. may be donate half of his money to poor countries. ? 🥱
Then there Hulk.. who is another loser guy who gets angry and turn into green mosnter.. with his chaddi (half pant) in tact.. I just wonder why doesnt he get angry when no1 is watching him? 😕
X'men- Whoz fighting with who? Mutanats r fighting and poor human race is in cross fire. They all have so power and they know each other so well.. why dont they play chess or bottle spin?
Green Latern''- 🥱 Dint complete the film.. enuff said.
Hellboy.. I was so scared og his one LARGE hand.. I cudnt finish it.. The robot or alien whoever it was.. was not funny at all.
Why this post? Coz some Hollywood goers need a chance to bash Bolly movies in comparisions with Holly. Fair enuff.. Holly has 50 times more budget than Bolly.. and the stpd illogical scenes r there to make it look real. Bollywood is gettigntere step by step. Like it or not.. Money matters. BO matters.
When computers came to India.. western world thought what the hell these ppl gonna do with it... look at now. We r world beaters in IT industry.
Its ok, U dont a film.. but to just put it down just coz u (and me) have watched so many holly flicks.. is like "Hey look I m speaking English.. its not my native language .. so I m ashamed of it"..
Bollywood may be looking forward to get there .. but we havent forgotten our strength.. song, dance, colors, emotions, family values.. Something Hollwood cant tocuh.. coz there heros heroines cant dance like ours.. or they dont have such family values, culture (NO offence.. its just different).
Look at the large picture.. CE or K3 or D3.. these movies gonna pump money in the industry.. and the industry gonna pump the money in budget.. and we will get there. And small but quality films r also there. Plenty of choice. in fact.
Anupamaa
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