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Originally posted by: amrita88
Brilliant work cruiser
i am really shocked after reading all this😲
OK...come out of the shocked mode and LAUGH at this PR agency planted story in TOI...Sangram to do a movie with Sylvester Stallone soon...LAUGH-LAUGH-LAUGH...🤣http://articles.timesofindia.indiatimes.com/2011-02-13/people/28353175_1_reality-show-wrestler-auditions The article does not mention Stallone, but it is an entertaining thought nonetheless...
ROCKYYY VII starring the Italian Stallion vs Sangram Singh, the Indian Tiger.
Pamparapamparapaaa Tadddaaa daa Tadaaa Daannn
Opening shot (Ceasar's palace, Las Vegas).
"We are looking at a new challenger for the title of the Heavyweight Champion of the World. In the blue corner, we have... the challenger from Bigg Boss, world's best professional wrestler, Sher-e-hind, Sangrammm Singh".
Sangram Singh in colorful attire, smiling sheepishly, waving to the crowds...
"In the red corner, we have, 5-time title holder and Heavyweight champion of the world, Rockyyy Balboa."
Balboa lifting the title belt and showing it to cheering crowds. Then grimaces, crosses his chest and paces restlessly, jabbing the air.
In the crowd, a thin, bespectacled woman can be seen mouthing, "Go Rocky, go". Rocky glances at her direction, is it, could it be... no couldn't be Adrian. Rocky gives a half-smile... for a second, has an emotional moment, waves at her and then goes back to dead pan and continues to pace.
Pan to the ropes again, this time focusing on a concerned Payal Rohtagi.
"Baby, aap ka toh dressing sense ekdum kharaab hai. Kaisey gandhey color ke knicker paheney ho. Yeh dekho main matching color ke knicker le aayi tumharey liye"
Sangram, "Mere dil mein jo hain" cough cough "..main wohi karoonga. Ekdum fair kheloonga. Knicker chodo, mera chyawanprash ka bottle laaye ho ki nahin".
Armaan Kohli in a designer track suit with a towel and a bucket is in Sangram's corner.
"Sangram, chak de phatte. Yeh Rocky-shocky ki kya aukaat hai. Main khud hi akela isey khatam kar deta, lekin tu jaanta hai mera wrist fracture hua hai. Tu bilkul darr mat Sangram, main tere peechey hoon".
Cut to training montage, brief flashback of Armaan training Sangram how to throw maximum impact punches
Referee comes up and Rocky and Sangram bring their gloved fists together.
Paulie at Rocky's corner, muttering, "Knock the bum out, Rocky".
"Dinggg". First round.
Edited by Samundar - 11 years ago
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