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Oho...
Aahaaa...
Ehhheee...
Ittni mohabbat harem ki 1% beghums ki taraf bhi distribute ki hotee toh aaj tere kum se kum 10 waaris hotte! You didn't unleash even half of this passion towards the women in your lives - issliye abhi tak na meiosis hua , aur na koi product niklaa. Binaa baat ke the phorum was chillaaoing that 'Haaye, Jalaal badal gayaa'... Dhutt! What the falooda and kulfis has he badloed?...Koi mohabbat waale sapne nahin aa rahhe the bewade Shahenshah ko! ...Shahrukh Khan aur Shakti Kapoor ka kaamibination banaa ghoom rahaa thaa.
Sapnaa no.1 - Jodha lying on the sledge of hamaam. No mohabbat. Only mor-pankh waali neeyat Seduction check.
Sapnaa no.2 - Jodha serving him Jack Daniel ke jaam-pe-jaam and then, lying down on him since no more kambals exist in the hojraa. Bedroom eyes check.
Sapnaa no.3 - Making Jodha stand up from the middle of the mausiki display. Desperation check.
Sapnaa no.4 - Jalaal singing ' Kaun se saabun se dhotee ho baalon ko merri rani?" and Jodha singing " Kesh Nikhaar" ...you are confused if Jalaal is trying to find out the brands of Jodha's hair shampoo and goraa-karne-waali-cream but the hormonal koodoing shows. Lets makes babies resolve check.
Awww... ek sharaarat Maaham ne kee nahiin, ke terre beimaani ke saare laddoo phoot-phoot ke baahar aane lagge. Beghum ki beauty pe heavy duty karne ke thought bubbles bilkul surf excel ki chamkaar ki taraf twinkle-twinkle-little-isstar kar rahhe the tere tharkee butthe pe.
LEECHADD! Sapne mein bhi ye nahin bakaa that 'I mohabbats you' ... wahaan bhi yahee kahaa ' Jalaal only believes in Paaofying'. Abey! Jodha kya Indian Parliament ki Kursee hai kya? ...
Phew! Ek ulti-seedhi letter , do spiked Jack Daniels aur Maaham ke gutterbrain ki keemat tum kal samajh jaaoge Jalaal Babu. ...Jodha aunty 'no' bolle, to chup-chaap nikal lenaa nahin toh jo Saleem kal-parson mein paidaa honne waala hai na , wo Bhaarat ke Panch-Varshiya-Yojnaa mein chalaa jaayega.
Anyway, continue fantasizing Jalaal. Am sure you can impregnate Jodha in your extremes... oops, i mean , your dreams...Practice makes a man perfect and looking at all the power-earned-in-the-gym that you were exercising on Jodha , am sure Saleem is gonna be a hatta-katta Dabang Pehelwaan.
P.S- Maaham does have a beep beep beep mind, eh? No wonder Dhadhaam Khan is so ' natkhat'. Bilkul apni Ammie pe gayaa hai... hai na?Awww.😳
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