Jalaal : Oye! Mohabbat aur marzee ke bacche! - Page 7

Oh, Lord, Vicki, you are a scream! I do not agree with you at all, but I simply loved this wicked take of yours!

Shyamala Di

Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika

Oho...

Aahaaa...

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Ittni mohabbat harem ki 1% beghums ki taraf bhi distribute ki hotee toh aaj tere kum se kum 10 waaris hotte! You didn't unleash even half of this passion towards the women in your lives - issliye abhi tak na meiosis hua , aur na koi product niklaa. Binaa baat ke the phorum was chillaaoing that 'Haaye, Jalaal badal gayaa'... Dhutt! What the falooda and kulfis has he badloed?...Koi mohabbat waale sapne nahin aa rahhe the bewade Shahenshah ko! ...Shahrukh Khan aur Shakti Kapoor ka kaamibination banaa ghoom rahaa thaa.

Sapnaa no.1 - Jodha lying on the sledge of hamaam. No mohabbat. Only mor-pankh waali neeyat Seduction check.

Sapnaa no.2 - Jodha serving him Jack Daniel ke jaam-pe-jaam and then, lying down on him since no more kambals exist in the hojraa. Bedroom eyes check.

Sapnaa no.3 - Making Jodha stand up from the middle of the mausiki display. Desperation check.

Sapnaa no.4 - Jalaal singing ' Kaun se saabun se dhotee ho baalon ko merri rani?" and Jodha singing " Kesh Nikhaar" ...you are confused if Jalaal is trying to find out the brands of Jodha's hair shampoo and goraa-karne-waali-cream but the hormonal koodoing shows. Lets makes babies resolve check.

Awww... ek sharaarat Maaham ne kee nahiin, ke terre beimaani ke saare laddoo phoot-phoot ke baahar aane lagge. Beghum ki beauty pe heavy duty karne ke thought bubbles bilkul surf excel ki chamkaar ki taraf twinkle-twinkle-little-isstar kar rahhe the tere tharkee butthe pe.

LEECHADD! Sapne mein bhi ye nahin bakaa that 'I mohabbats you' ... wahaan bhi yahee kahaa ' Jalaal only believes in Paaofying'. Abey! Jodha kya Indian Parliament ki Kursee hai kya? ...

Phew! Ek ulti-seedhi letter , do spiked Jack Daniels aur Maaham ke gutterbrain ki keemat tum kal samajh jaaoge Jalaal Babu. ...Jodha aunty 'no' bolle, to chup-chaap nikal lenaa nahin toh jo Saleem kal-parson mein paidaa honne waala hai na , wo Bhaarat ke Panch-Varshiya-Yojnaa mein chalaa jaayega.

Anyway, continue fantasizing Jalaal. Am sure you can impregnate Jodha in your extremes... oops, i mean , your dreams...Practice makes a man perfect and looking at all the power-earned-in-the-gym that you were exercising on Jodha , am sure Saleem is gonna be a hatta-katta Dabang Pehelwaan.

P.S- Maaham does have a beep beep beep mind, eh? No wonder Dhadhaam Khan is so ' natkhat'. Bilkul apni Ammie pe gayaa hai... hai na?Awww.😳

Originally posted by: sashashyam

Oh, Lord, Vicki, you are a scream! I do not agree with you at all, but I simply loved this wicked take of yours!

Shyamala Di

Originally posted by: abhi786

Vicky ... OMG...Hillarious post 🤣

Jalaal still wants to conquer Jodha and wants to listen she loves him...Poor boy he is getting big shock from jodha as rejection again. How will he take it ?

Hope there will be no forcing from Jalaal, or no much Bashan from Jodha...

Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika

Thank you.😆...Jalaal will be ego-broketed and heart-choketed.🤣...Jalaal nahin samajhta ki Jodha se Saleem paidaa karwaana ittna asaan nahin hai.😆

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Originally posted by: sweet_diksha

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Originally posted by: MoronsKiMallika

Jodha nahin samajhti ki hormones ki bhi self-respect aur feelings hotee hainn. Agar Jalaal ke hormones naraaz ho gayye, toh Saleem ko laane mein aur bhi time lagega. 😆

Vicky, u r full on today.👍🏼 missed u , dear.

waise , just like she keeps him teaching abt heart , now it's Jalal's turn to teach her abt hormones

Originally posted by: sweet_diksha

Vicky, u r full on today.👍🏼 missed u , dear.

waise , just like she keeps him teaching abt heart , now it's Jalal's turn to teach her abt hormones

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Vicky...its too hilarious..cud control my laugh... I am @office now, imagine my situation after reading ur posts and laughing all alone and my colleagues and friends are staring me and looking at me as if they have seen one mad girl who is laughing all alone byherself...

Seriously I just loved it... 1% itni mohabbat 1% ki harem and the other one is jodha kya Indian parliament ki kursee hain kya.. my god I am laughing continuously and had tears in my eyes...khush raho..1000 saal jiyo...

Yeah jalal has gone mad..dont no what maham mixed n his drink ,he is acting all crazy...we cud c diff shades of jalal yesterday..romantic,naughty,passionate,innocent,lover boy,cunning...etc...but don't know when this jallu will realize he loves her...only then jodha madam will think about jalal.. ...tab tak jalal will sing ..yeh raat ruk jaye baat tam jaye teri baahon main... aaghosh main aaj sama ja..aa zara zara kareeb se jo pal mile nazeeb se jeele... and jodha will sing chuna na chuna na...agar aisa hi chalta rahega to saleem ki baat chodo dono real life main hug karne ke liye 10 saal lagjayenge...when he realizes his love for jodha only then he il no how to get place in her heart..agar jallu teda hain to jodha ek number ki ziddi hain..wo marjayegi par haar nahi manegi...remember he was the one who told maham before marriying jodha that all his begums including jodha will wait for him they il come to please him once he orders..but yaha to baat hi ulti nikalgayi.he was waiting for jodha to accept him ...luckily jo ne letter main aisa kuch nahi likhi..phir bhi chalal gaya jodha ke ek ishare pe...pagal bangaya...phir bhi haasil karne ki baat kar raha hain..jab tak jalal haasil ke baat nahi bhoologe tab tak jodha ko nahi pasakega...

Once again thank you for making such wonderful post