Big B's REAL letter to Deepika Padukone

Dearest Deepika,

O nubile maiden of the resplendent thighs, my aged senses have seized proper function since the moment my eyes transfixed on your buxom form, in the guise of Leela, my lovely. Your lustrous appearance, beautifully and sublimely crafted masterpiece of Vishvakarman, has evoked ungodly passions in my depths of my heart, fair-waisted girl. Your lips flow the elixir of lustful intoxication, your hips radiate the splendor and illumination of the sun, and your lovely thighs, a gateway to the heavenly abode, O Yama!, please take me away now or never!

You, my callipygous beauty, have unearthed an artifact, hitherto thought to have been eternally lost, how can I repay my gratitude? Now that you have injected me with a lethal dose of vitality, I yearn to live once again, to enjoy the pleasures of the world. I am ready, and you my dear, are as perfect of shape as of age, I would liked to explore your fallopian tubes.

Yours sincerely,

Shri Amitabh Bachchan

W*F 🤣 🤣

Now that you have injected me with a lethal dose of vitality, I yearn to live once again, to enjoy the pleasures of the world. I am ready, and you my dear, are as perfect of shape as of age, I would liked to explore your fallopian tubes.

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Eeyore will be even more proud of her Deepu after this

#JaiHo

, is this how people think Big B thinks.

Originally posted by: Heisenberg.

Dearest Deepika,

O nubile maiden of the resplendent thighs, my aged senses have seized proper function since the moment my eyes transfixed on your buxom form, in the guise of Leela, my lovely. Your lustrous appearance, beautifully and sublimely crafted masterpiece of Vishvakarman, has evoked ungodly passions in my depths of my heart, fair-waisted girl. Your lips flow the elixir of lustful intoxication, your hips radiate the splendor and illumination of the sun, and your lovely thighs, a gateway to the heavenly abode, O Yama!, please take me away now or never!

You, my callipygous beauty, have unearthed an artifact, hitherto thought to have been eternally lost, how can I repay my gratitude? Now that you have injected me with a lethal dose of vitality, I yearn to live once again, to enjoy the pleasures of the world. I am ready, and you my dear, are as perfect of shape as of age, I would liked to explore your fallopian tubes.

Yours sincerely,

Shri Amitabh Bachchan

LOL...the last bit! 😆

😆😆 the letter certainly must have moistened Deepika's loins. 😆

OMG my insides are hurting from laughing so much, good one!🤣

Omg lol!! Im sure this is truly on his mind#tharki!