Ek Aashiq Ka Dard Bhara Prem-Patra! :((

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Teri yaadon mein dd-dooba hua hoon, aur Ll-Lucknow ki Gg-Gali Badboodar, opposite Sasta Joota Bhandaar, UMRAO JAAN BAR mein baith ke tujh bin tadap raha hoon Bb-Babu! 😕

Teri jj-judayi ke gham ko, zeher jaisi Sh-sharaab ke kadwe ghoonton se dubone ki kk-koshish kar raha hoon aur tujhe ye khat likh raha hoon Bb-Babu! 😭

6 pp-peg pee chuka hoon aur s-s-suroor ka aalam ye hai ki, ll-ikhte hue bhi ladkhada raha hoon, -------th-theek waise, jj-jaise bolte hue haqlaata hoon!😕

Kk-kitna miss kar raha hoon tujhe Bb-Babu!---Ye mera deewaanapan hai? Ya mm-mohabbat ka ss-surroor Gau? 😭

Kyun mujhe is naachti hui Moti Munni mein tu nazar aa rahi hai Gau?

Jab pehla glass piya thha, tab ye Moti Mm-Munni lag rahi thhi---6 glass ke baad Moti Ggau lag rahi hai, aur sh-shayad 3-4 aur glass peene ke baad exact Gau lagegi meri. ----Meri kh-khoobsoorat Gg-Gau!☺️

Main ye zeher ke ghoont piyunga Gau, tujhe nazron ke saamne laane ke liye, chaahe mujhe apna kaleja chhalni kyun naa karna pade! Jjj-Jala daaloonga apna jigar! I----I---lll-love you Gau!

Bb-bahut bura laga thha, jab mere kk-kaaran tune Bb-Bigg Boss ka ghar chhoda thha! 😕

But Ss-sach kahoon, baahar aate hue bhi ek kk-khushi thhi ki kam se kam tujhe apni baahon mein loonga Gg-Gau! Aur bhi kitna kuchh socha thha! ☺️------

---Bigg Boss ke Kk-kameeno ne 50 Lakh ke contract waale clause dikha ke, Hotel ke alag alag kamron mein daal diya humko, ----------aur har darwaaze ke aage 6-6 bouncers bitha diye! 😈

Ye duniya itni zaalim kyun hai Babu? 😕

Babu, tab tak peeta maine apne Hotel ke kamre ki deewaron ko, jab tak haath chhalni-chhalni nahin ho gaye mere!😭

Subah kk-kameeno ne darwaaza khola! Aur mujhe bataya tu waapas Big Boss ke ghar mein chali gayi Gau? Kyun Babu?

Kyun chali gayi tu mm-mujhe mere haal pe chhod kar?😲😕

Ek guard ne mujhe bb-bataya tujhe apni galti ka ehsaas ho gaya thha aur tu waapas chali gayi. 🤓

Galti Gau? 🤓

Apni mm-mohabbat ka saath dena gg-galti hota hai kya Babu? 🤔

Maine bhi toh sirf aur sirf teri wazah se us kameeney Andy ki garden dabochi thhi na Gau? Kyun chali gayi tu waapas Babu?😭

Ahhh! 8 glass pee chukka hoon Babu! Ab toh tu hi hai nazron ke saamne! Saakshaat saamne aa gayi hai tu Babu!

Naach----Naach Gau Naach! -----Apne Babu ke liye naach Babu!

Kitni meethi sunaayi de rahi hai teri aawaaz Babu,"Dil cheez kya hai aap meri, jaan leejiye----Bb-bas ek bb-baar mera kaha, Maan leejiye..."! 😭

Aaah! Manoonga Babu, tera har kehna maanoonga! -----Bas naachti reh please. Gaana band mat karna bas. Aaahhh!😭

Shanivaar ka episode dekha Babu! 😕

Salman Bhai ne poochha kaun mujhe ghar mein waapas dekhna chaahta hai? 😡

Accha laga dekh kar ki tu mujhe waapas dekhna chaahti hai. Salman Bhai ne bola ki Kushal agar apni galti ke liye Sorry bb-bolega toh wo waapas aa sakta hai! 😡

Bol doonga Sorry Babu, tere liye Sorry bhi bol doonga. But waapas aate hi tu ek ishaara kar dena bas. 😈

Kitchen knife se phaad doonga us Kameene Andy ko! 😡

Teri lingerie ka mazaaq udaaya thha na kameene ne?😡

Apna kacchha uski naak pe rakh ke, dum ghont doonga us ghatiya insaan ka!😈

Gg-Gau! Babu pata naheen tu is aashiq ke dil ka dard samajh bhi rahi hai yaa naheen! 😭

But ye zameen, ye table, samajh rahi hai mm-meri mohabbat, meri tadap!

Gg-gale laga lena chaahti hain ye mujhe----aagosh mein le lena chaahti hai ye mujhe Gg-gau Babu!-----Ye dd-dekh-ye dekh--arey---arey---Table oopar aa rahi hai ----- udte hue 🤓 itni tezi se--------aaahhh----Crassshhh!🤪🤢

Teri lingerie ka mazaaq udaaya thha na kameene ne?😡 Apna kacchha uski naak pe rakh ke, dum ghont doonga us ghatiya insaan ka!😈

Originally posted by: D3_4life

Table oopar aa rahi hai ----- udte hue 🤓--------aaahhh----Crassshhh!
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bb.. babu ka gg.. gham dekhke aanso aa rhe h 😭 🤣

Originally posted by: -Narnia-

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Originally posted by: --RockStar--

Pyar ka dard hai meeta meeta kadwa kadwa 🤣

Originally posted by: J-SK

Teri lingerie ka mazaaq udaaya thha na kameene ne?😡 Apna kacchha uski naak pe rakh ke, dum ghont doonga us ghatiya insaan ka!😈

Kitchen knife se phaad doonga us Kameene Andy ko! 😡

LMAO This part cracked me up! 🤣

To answer the poll, I'm crying from rofling lol.