An Encounter With Bank Of MEIEJ (Fun Post)

An encounter with Bank Of MEIEJ

R.K.Laxman's Common Man and his wife decide to build a house in MBland. So they approach Mr.Murthy from "Bank Of MEIEJ".

CM: Sir, I want to apply for some loan to build my house. I heard recently you loaned money for superstar RK's movie.

Mr. Murthy: Yes yes, they are well on their way to complete their movie. I have provided them just the right incentive to get it done. Now tell me, what will be your collateral ?

CM and his wife think for some time and come up with an idea

CM: Sir if you give me X crores of rupees I will keep my common sense as collateral.

Mr. Murthy: <Rubbing his hands together> Agreed, here is the money. sign please.

Both CM and his wife leave happily.

2 days later CM receives a call from the bank.

Mr. Murthy: MR. CM, so when are you moving to your new house?

Mr CM: <confused>: Sir, we just took the loan. Now we need to assemble the rest of the crew. It will take time. I anticipate at least 6 months before we can move in to our house.

Mr Murthy: <In Threatning voice>: Mr CM, if you don't move into your new house within 2 days, I will cease your collateral and start the loan recovery process.

Mr CM: <In a pleading voice>Sir, please without my common sense, I will be nothing. Please do no cease it

Mr. Murthy:<Evil Laugh>You should have thought of that before you came to Bank Of MEIEJ. Now say ta ta bye bye to your common sense. <followed by evil laugh>

Moral of the story - Folks, do think twice before you try to approach Bank of MEIEJ. Be prepared to lose your most precious possession otherwise .

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hahahaha😆😆😆😆😆 i think you should tweet it to NF😆😉

🤣...Is there anyone with inside connections who can send this to NF? Anyoone who is brave enough to tweet to GH, will have to risk his wrath🤣

Awesome, MM.🤣👏
Better than this bizarre bank, they should have shown a loan with no collateral, and that too from some shady establishment.🤢

True!!
If possible tweet this to NF as Rajji said!

Mr. Rishabh Kundra , ek din aapki shooting nahi hui, aap humara paisa dhang se utilize nahi kar rahe, aapka loan cancel 🤣

Please do send this to NF or tweet them , they need to see this, Awesome Post :)

Hahaha superb
Plss if u r strong enough plss post it to gh
So that atleast they use logic while showing bank process