You would not believe this...

Hey KAAins..

Salaam/Namstee...

Ki Haal hai, well me darlings I was coming back from boxin this mornin.. after I got hit on the nose again by my instructor, kambakht, mere nose ke piche para hai... Ok..this is not why I am posting....

anyways.. I was listening to club asia again and this morning I heard Missy D(the RJ) say that after the sucess of so many K-serials.. they were going to interview Ekta Kapoor.. girls! I was so excited, in that excitement, I went round the round-about 5 times😛

anyway I am posting some extracts from the interview:-

Missy D: My hot sticky jalebis.. I have Ekta Kapoor this morning.

Missy D: Ekta Kapoor, welcome to club asia..saab thik thak...

Ekta Kapoor: yes thank...

Missy D: So how can you describe, your sucess over these years.. especially to your views.. who are listening now...

Ekta Kapoor:

Hmm…(Kiska hai ye tumko, khayal main hoon naDekh lo idhar toh, ek baar, main hoon na) -2Confused kyun ho, jo bhi kehna hai kahoDil chaahe jitna, K-serials utna maang lo ho…Tumko milegi, utni pareshaniya, main hoon naKiska hai ye tumko, khayal main hoon naDekh lo idhar toh, ek baar, main hoon na Kabhi na tum socho, tum sirf dekho…..Arre kitna mujhko aapko entertain karna haiToh chup mat rehena, ye mujhse letters ya email likhna….Saas, bahu, sauten, ke lafre se confuse hojaao.. main ho na…. Kehne ki ho serial me koi dum na haiKoyi mushkil koyi pareshaani aayeHumko lage kuchh thheek nahin haalaat,

Paanch Years ka leap lelo.... Main Hoon na…. Koyi actor ya, ya koi acteress chorke haame jaai…...Facial surgery karke, re-introduce kardo, main hoon naKis Murdeko.. Zinda Karna ho, ……..main hoon naDekh lo idhar toh, ek baar, Ekta hoon naKhaamosh kyun ho, jo bhi kehna hai kahoCreatives chaahe jitna, utna maang lo ho…Tumko milega, utna K-serials , main hoon naMissy D: wow ekta kapoor! that is very deep and creative.Ekta Kapoor: Yes because I am a creative genius!!!Miss D: "well listeners.. that was Ekta Kapoor the creater of all the K serials.This program was sponsered by pysocologyst united...... specialise in K serial confusions and generation leap
shocks.... especially for those who cannot figure out how one can have 3 children in 5 years and still
have a flat stomach and no hips.. they are offering 10% discounts"No offence meant and if anybody is offended please contact my trainer George the tall and big man
and ask him to stop hitting me on the head, so I can stop making such useless posts.Dillusional Iffat xxxp.s .QueenK this is for you.. bring a smile to your face...welldone.. u stode your ground!!!👏

Iffat u are so sweet, l laughed so much reading this too good!

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Khaamosh kyun ho, jo bhi kehna hai kaho
Creatives chaahe jitna, utna maang lo ho…
Tumko milega, utna K-serials , main hoon na

By the way how is your nose, kuch jalne ki boo aah rahi hai ki nahin! 😆

Originally posted by: queenkumar

Iffat u are so sweet, l laughed so much reading this too good!

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Khaamosh kyun ho, jo bhi kehna hai kaho
Creatives chaahe jitna, utna maang lo ho…
Tumko milega, utna K-serials , main hoon na

By the way how is your nose, kuch jalne ki boo aah rahi hai ki nahin! 😆

thought cheer u up a bit, nose is better, i still look like rudolf but yes jalne ki boo aah rahi hai.. are yaar i can see the fire from here....class rani total class!!😉

omg, lmfao, what r u like, ek sunday ko bhi nahin chodrtee tum, mazza aa gaya yaar, mera hass hass ke bura haal hai aur ajj sabhi ghar pe hain, they rum towards my laptop to see what i saw, cool, man tumhay yeh sab kahan se soojhtaa hai,

boxing eeh, kabhi kisi din apne instructor kee naak tordo to janee. 😆 😆 😆

omg iffat too good 😆 😆 👏
btw hows your nose now? are you ok zyada chot to nahin aayei

Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

omg, lmfao, what r u like, ek sunday ko bhi nahin chodrtee tum, mazza aa gaya yaar, mera hass hass ke bura haal hai aur ajj sabhi ghar pe hain, they rum towards my laptop to see what i saw, cool, man tumhay yeh sab kahan se soojhtaa hai,

boxing eeh, kabhi kisi din apne instructor kee naak tordo to janee. 😆 😆 😆

jaan! i thought it was too quite for sunday..thodri masti karlu. then start work... or yeah breaking the nose of my instructor not possible yaar, he is 6 foot or me 5..(yeah shortie).. i can only knee him..but he is such a sweetie.. but got him on the chin 2day...

as for socho kaha see.. pata nahi.. yaar😉

Originally posted by: me and just me

omg iffat too good 😆 😆 👏
btw hows your nose now? are you ok zyada chot to nahin aayei

ziya chot nahi its better.. i am looking like rudolf at the moment! i will be back on tuesday again to have it hit again.. why do i keep doing this..... i dont know maybe its so much fun!!

Originally posted by: hansam

jaan! i thought it was too quite for sunday..thodri masti karlu. then start work... or yeah breaking the nose of my instructor not possible yaar, he is 6 foot or me 5..(yeah shortie).. i can only knee him..but he is such a sweetie.. but got him on the chin 2day...

as for socho kaha see.. pata nahi.. yaar😉

hey shortie maybe i cud do it for u i'm 5'8" but maybe not if he's a sweetie. I do weight training but not boxing, too much effort.😆😆

awesome man. god you had me laughing for ages. even my friend was laughing out really loud on the phone. too good. i hope your nose is alright. keep it comin. 👏

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Originally posted by: Iqbaladdict

hey shortie maybe i cud do it for u i'm 5'8" but maybe not if he's a sweetie. I do weight training but not boxing, too much effort.😆😆

oi u calling me shortie😡😆😆....ok I am booking you see at the aspire center, stanmore on tuesday.. but be prepared he might hit u too! i will protect you.. I will hold his leg😆 while u aim😆.. boxin so much fun! its a killer but gr8 fun!!!