I am leaving - Thank u for ur support - Page 5

Originally posted by: hansam

Dear KAAins...

I would like to inform my wonderful Bahenlog, aap ka itna din saath milke hum bahot kush huwe... But I have to look after myself now, as of today, I am moving to Ektaland... The Ekta Express will be here in 10 minutes...

Ektaland has so much to offer like:-

1) Mummies don't need to be 9 months pregnant anymore, they don't need to change nappies, potty train and wean their children.. they come out walking, talking in 3 months max..

2) Don't like the way life is progressing.. jump on the fast track to as many years as you want.. Ekta has perfected time travelling.

3) Properties are so cheap... get a nice budho n you can convince him of batwara.

4) no work at all.. Parties and sleeveless saris 24 hours a day. Don't worry about Flabby arms..

5) Hospitals are the new holiday resorts... replica of your bedroom at home.

6) Husband cheating on you.. forward few years...

Tickets are for sale.. at the ticket stand! current offer buy 1 get another one half price.

Thank you behenlog.. love you all ..

Uff... U scared the shit outta me... I though you were actually thinking of trying to go somewhere... Kasamh se, apun aafat udhaane ki tayaari mein teeh!...

Lol... I don't think I have much else to say as my stomach is ready to kill me... I'm laughing like a maniac!!😆😆

Waise Ektaland jaane ke liye ek requirement hai joh aapne mention nahin ki... Leave your intellect far behind.

Cheers,

dc