Arjun Bijlani Opts Out Of LRL

You know you're addicted to LRL when..

• you've started answering your parents with "Yes sir" or "Yes ma'am"
• Even if there is an earthquake, you won't move from the couch between 9:30 to 10:00 pm IST.
• You call your younger brothers/sisters "Cadet."
• The first thing you say after getting up in the morning is, "Cadet XXX reporting, sir."
• You use language such as "about turn" "attention" and "at ease".
• You've 'accidentally' called your principal "tauji."
• Your parents are tired of you saying, "Apun" instead of "Main."
• You've started to braid your hair naina-style.
• You've started wearing traditional clothes in the hope that someone will fall in love with you.
• When your friend is depressed, you say "Believe in yourself, Cadet XXX, because I believe in you."
• Your motto these days is "strength and honor."
• You often pretend that your pen is a revolver, and if you hit it at the door, you think it's bull's eye.
• You have developed a habit of saluting often.
• Whenever you work out, you half expect a ghost to come and interrogate you.
• You have told at least one of your teachers that you love him/her.
• You have started going to the countryside on weekends to have a look at "bhains."
• If you add the phrases "talktime" "outgoing" "incoming" "callcard" etc to your day to day vocabulary.
• You've told your teacher at least once that "Your talktime needs to be recharged."
• On your detention, you get to choose between washing clothes and ironing them.
• You have a huge poster saying "Rajveer-Naina Rocks" over your bed.
• If there is news of war on the TV, you expect a phone call for reporting on the border.
• You have atleast thrown your shoe at the tv/computer watching LRL once.
• LRLF is more like your home than your actual home.
• You're very quick to clarify that you are "ekdam sidha".
• You've accidentally called one of your teachers "Rajveer sir." or "Ritu ma'am."
• You wish you had two last names.. so that you could imitate the "Naina Ah.. Singh" style.
• You have bought a new military uniform..just for fun.
• After reading the topic title, you felt like crying.
• You are currently feeling like beating me up to death.
• After reading this, you just realised that you have lost five precious minutes of your life, but you don't care.

so.. if you develop or are showing any of these symptoms..then you're definitely addicted to LRL..and if you don't reply.. then..

please do reply.

for the time being..GOOD NIGHT PEOPLE!! sweet dreams.!!

shreyasi

u nearly killed me with title thread😭..am still in shock..phew..arjun is safe😆😳