this is to notify all the stake holders of Walia Industies and to all those who are pondering over investing in our very well known Industry.
with great delight we are launching two new ventures which we are sure will be as successful as the other.
the first addition to our bloated industry is new Detective Agency...(we were going to declare it Sister concern but since Mrs. Bani Jai Walia is the CEO of company, it will be called Walia's Wife Concern.)
the new venture will be called Munni Detective Services.
we are very please to offer our services to all those poor, helpless women in our society who can not afford to hire a professional Detective to keep a watch on their Husband(s) who can jump into EMA, the first chance they might get.
the speciality about our Munni Detective Services is that our CEO and our GM aka Mrs.Bani Walia and Mrs.Rashi Bali will be actively participating in each and every case that comes their way.
so Personalised services are our speciality.
PS: if case needs more human resources Mr.Jai Walia will join our Excellent Detective team for more result oriented work.(he specialised in detecting CCTV cameras in hotel rooms.) If human efforts are still not enough, we can anytime call on Mr.Pushkar Shukla (he is specialised in 'sniffing' Aphrodosiacs in drinks offered and to trace blood drops on floor)
our CEO being extremely touchy about ONS and EMA, she offers Councelling center for Caught-Red-Handed type husbands in every stage of society.
they will be addressed by Mr.Jai Walia about
How to keep away from ONS? if this isnt helpful...
How not to let an ONS turn into EMA?
How not to Get caught red handed?
What precations to take during an ONS??? etc etc....
Mrs.Bani Walia will adress group of women about how to gauge threat to your marriage...
here she will cover all topics about how to serch for the woman your hubby has fallen for.....
here for live demo of how the supposed threat to your marriage looks like, We have Pia (sorry no surname. The issue is not resolved yet )
with her Semi Traumatise module, we explain to women about how to be careful about such women.
PS: we advise them to contact our Munni Detective Services as soon as they locate their Frustrated husbands with any woman even slightly resembling to Pia Module of Stealing Husbands.
if you are following any Panditjis for wrong predictions, we have special faculty Mr.ranweer bali who has expertise in various temples their addresses so that locating Panditji would be easy.
If you have any hesitation about contacting us, please notice that Our name is deliberately kept Munni D S as your ignorent husband would think you are most prolly searching for nursery school for your kidos.
HURRY!!!!!!!! if during the course of your case, if we find you with detective apptitude, we would love to accomodate you as In House Detective...this way you can personally keep watch on your hubby and actually get paid for it...(mind you! our CEO started as House wife herself...)
so contact us as soon as possible........
PSS: this is strictly advised not to rush and register yourself just to see or meet Mr.Jai Walia. if found unmarried, you will be detained.
Himmy
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