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QH is inspirational even through written updates👏...and this is what drives us to get to you the latest from this masterpiece...we have interviewed human as well as animals from this show.. and of course, there are many animal like humans too😆
Anyways, after our rendezvous with the chirpy and cool Scorpy 😎...we have a rather annoyed member of the cast...this member is pretty miffed about certain things and has decided to go public about their displeasure...please welcome...the cat who ate Humeira's cake👏
Me: Hey Billi, welcome to our show...glad to have u😊
Cat: Don't you dare call me Billi...warna tera hi raasta katungi😡
Me *surprised*: But C-A-T cat...'cat' maane 'billi'...so why should I refrain from calling you that?
Cat: Because the reputation of our entire community has been marred by that woman who calls herself Billo Rani...people have started hating us because of her...life has become so unfair😭
Me *hands her a handkerchief*: Can u tell us more about how it affected you?
Cat: Firstly..whenever that woman comes on screen, we need to keep doing 'Meow, Meow' continuously...sometimes as much as 17 times in 10 seconds...and we don't even get paid well for it...when we asked the makers that why can't they just record it once and play it on loop...they said that it's the main lead's BG score and they want it to sound unique everytime🤢..what's more...they don't even credit us in the titles...she hogs 90% of the airtime, we deserve it😭
Me: But your hard work did pay off right...? U were given a role of eating Humzie's cake?
Cat: *Zones out* Oh yes...I was truly happy that finally I am getting my due...but guess what...they never got me on the screen...and losers accused me of eating the cake too😡
Me: What do u mean by accused you? You ate it right?
Cat: No...I was about to but Bhaiseena Bi came and gobbled it up like a maniac..😡..I am a high class cat...main kisi ka jootha nahi khaati😎...
Me: Ok...so basically u got no screentime, no credit and no cake from the makers?
Cat: 😭..none of the above...and we were lied to as well
Me: About what?
Cat: About Billo Rani's ouster from the show...we thought our playback days are over and we could now try to come into limelight like our counterparts Snowbell and Crookshanks and Mrs.Norris😆..but alas!! She came back...with a vengeance😡..and I am still stuck😭
Me: So do u see any escape in the near future?
Cat: If that Alice Cullen 🤢(gosh he annoys me more than everyone else on that show😡), I mean if Asad Ahmed Khan has married her to secure Farhan's release, I am a goner..I will have to do seductive 'meow meow' for JaaNu SR 2.0...what's worse, watch them in action coz u need to get a feel of the scene before u can put in a BG score...🤢...I will never be able to celebrate my own SR after that🤢...
Me: Aise mat socho...AAK ne kaha hai...na-ummeedi gunah hai😆
Cat: Usko bolo apni dialogue-baazi apni jeb mein rakhe...at least main BG mein toh hote hoon...woh toh poora poora episode nahi dikhta kabhi kabhi😆 .
Baal toh katwaye nahi gaye ab tak...chala hai nasihat dene🤢..huh *struts off the set in anger*
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