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Schlok do you really want me to make another "Pig" post? Remember your predecessor? remember the debate?
What happened today was Schlok trying to take back control. How dare the chit of a girl take away his Precious CLPL dream and replace it with a Moonlight Saree Dream Sequence!! Hunh! How dare she?
Schlok knows the girl can't react because he is the big bad wolf and she is the little yellow Salwar Kameez - a helpless guinea pig on wheel and he can dispense with her as he wishes. Yesterday, I thought "Phata Kurta, Nikla Pyaar", but today it ended with "K..K..Kiran, Darr, Bhaag Simran, Kuch Kuch Bilkul Nahi hotha hai!!"
Now, what was shown was excessive, yes, to evoke strong E-Motions in viewers. I got Motions of another kind watching this, no, no, not the one you are thinking. Its Locomotion. The clear and strong urge to shut the TV and walk out to get a breath of fresh air. That kind of motion.
I understand anger and misogyny. I understand your defenses are up and you are projecting your insecure feelings at the hapless lass, but Schlok really? This is no way to behave. Control, man, Control! Were you afraid you'd lose control and dive into Astha's Ocean?
What is even more upsetting is the Commotion does not elicit a STRONG enough Emotion in Astha! Dafuq! If I were stuck in a room with a guy with strong misogynistic Notion, I'd be the one breaking the window and jumping out into the dirty dumpster under the window, DAMN that future Promotion!!
You, Schlok, have suffered a Demotion in my opinion. Not that my opinion holds any value in any respectable circle, no I have no such Illusion
I sure hope Astha passes the night in the dumpster and Schlok suffers strong Contrition, and undresses himself and pours all that melting paraffin wax in places where the sun don't shine and it hurts him really bad. I hope it hurts so bad that no Lotion or Potion can take that pain away. And then when he is sufficiently covered in wax, he promptly transports himself to Madame Tussaud's as a specimen for all to see - Oh hey! Look! there is that guy who got serious Loose (E)motions!
Me thinks Schlok suffers from full on Depression.
Before he goes like a bull in a china shop and does a Serial Ka Complete Corrosion, Erosion and Explosion, Please someone give Schlok some Zanax (Xanax?? thoda Confusion)
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