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What would happen if Salman farts?

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Sphallolalia

@Sphallolalia

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Posted: 12 years ago

#11

Originally posted by: charminggenie
Geez Hadey, I would go with some spice in Aunty Ji's life, bring the Kaka back!

The beautiful genie 🤗

From what little I've watched Aunty is the mother of all spices😉 (should I put a 'figure of speech' disclaimer for the uninitiated?)

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Posted: 12 years ago

#12

if salman farts shera will gaurd it and convert it into being human brand biogas

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Sharif.Badmaash

@Sharif.Badmaash

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Posted: 12 years ago

#13

I want to vote for all the options listed
It'll be a breaking news on Hindi news channels & top trending of twitter will be #Dabangg hawa ka jhonka 😛😆

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M.F.E.O

@M.F.E.O

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Posted: 12 years ago

#14

What if Salman farts

nothing of the options you added to the poll is going to happen at all so i say--all the people around him would smell his fart .😆 though i wonder what tyoe of fart would it be --fushki, fishshshsh, or loud one..???????😆

Edited by .awesomeness. - 12 years ago

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charminggenie

@charminggenie

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Posted: 12 years ago

#15

Originally posted by: Sphallolalia

The beautiful genie 🤗

From what little I've watched Aunty is the mother of all spices😉 (should I put a 'figure of speech' disclaimer for the uninitiated?)

OMG, Finally we have our IF moment! Huge huge hugsss🤗

You do that, I see this spice lady creating enough stir , infact I smell a love story from her side too!

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Dazzler

Posted: 12 years ago

#16

"what if? " 🤔 Well isn't that the ONLY thing he has been doing in films so far ? --Look at his movies like Hello brother, Dabbang. HDDCS kinds --/

But to answer you question, whenever he does THAT , lets hope it works according to Newton's third law of equal and opposite reaction. Salman pushes on his exhaust. The exhaust pushes the Salman, too. Salman pushes the exhaust backward. The exhaust makes the Salman move forward. And then finally throws him into the space, like a rocket - then outerspace- possibly to another planet for long ! where aliens can enjoy his Dabbang 3. !😎 Earthlings cant take it anymore. //-@

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Posted: 12 years ago

#17

Originally posted by: Yankees
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The fart will become an ATFB... i bet the fans will line up to take in some of it. 😆

best n honest n sach se bhara hua reply 😆

but muje first option samajh nahi , pls koi samjhayega?🤔

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559432

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Posted: 12 years ago

#18

Hahahaaa set on fire 😆

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M.F.E.O

@M.F.E.O

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Posted: 12 years ago

#19

if any of incidents mentioned into poll options happens after Salman farts , then it would not be his fart but something else .😆

Edited by .awesomeness. - 12 years ago

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Posted: 12 years ago

#20

The topic has been flagged for non-compliance with our Forum Rules / Code of Conduct and has been therefore closed

The content in the poll is nowhere related to the episodes aired on big boss 7

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Edited by jyoti06 - 12 years ago

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