Today's Recipes: Consequences of Boredom

Recipes: LRL Style!!

1. How To Make A Friend

• 2 whole, full bodied friends.
• 2 cups trust
• 2 cups understanding
• 1 full cup amusement
• 1/2 cup mischief
• and the most important ingredient: as many cups as you want of love.

First stir the 2 or more friends together, so that they get to know each other properly. Then, sprinkle trust, understanding, and amusement in equal quantities on both, and shake them well together. Sprinkle some mischief on top of both, so that the dish tastes well, and keep them locked in a safe and secure place. Love will slowly appear.

2. How to make a Villain

• 1 full bodied person, preferable with a moustache.
• Lots of fat: ghee, butter etc
• 2 full cups of jealousy
• 1 cup of betrayal
• 3 cups of anger and misunderstanding (1.5 each)
• a big fat sign saying "Loser"

First take the full bodied person into solitary confinement and make him grow a moustache and eat lots of fat. Then in a big cup, take reasonable amounts of jealousy, betrayal, misunderstanding and anger and stir them well. Then pour it all down the head of the person. Then take the big fat "Loser" sign and attach it to his forehead.

3. How to Make A Soldier

• 25% patriotism
• 25% bravery and cold blood
• 15% optimism
• 15% sacrifice
• 10% friendship
• 10% pure fun

4. How to Make a .NET friend

• One computer
• Reasonable Internet connection
• Reasonable typing ability
• lots of emoticons
• friendly words and smiles
• a desire to make friends

ok.. seriously i have no idea why im writing this.. but i felt like posting recipes lol..and in Paris, it's "Jour D'Amitie" today.. ie the day of friendship.. so i just wanted to say that i'm glad of the friends i have here :D:D!!

actually i have my vacations so imkinda bored these days.. please bear with my very un-interesting posts.. i promise i will post something funny some other day.

shreyasi!

Gr8!!!! It's pretty cool Shreyasi!!!! Do post more if your mind cooks them up 😆

dat was awesome shreyasi! 👏 n ya, like khyati di alredy sed, do post some more if u make them! 😛 😳 😉

thats wonderful.. 👏 'vent u already tried them..????? 😳 😳 😳
m quite buse with my xams these days...so..
can i order 4 sum soldiers.... 😳 😳 😳
i need them badly..these days sum boys f my class find pleasure in irritating me..
i wanna teach all them a lesson..
wen can i take my order..
plz do it by the earliest...
on coming friday i'll b getting my hallticket..so b4 that.. 😉 😉

Kewll..Awesoem....Keep it up.. 👏 👏

😆 great ones, shreyasi.... especially the villian one.... nair ko completely fir karta hai 😆