Hey Dear friends…
How are you all and what are you all upto? 😛 Must be busy with Valentine Celebrations and Dosti Month. Kyu theek kaha na 😃
So thought why not bring something more for you all.... Something to have more masti... By the way,have you read these before?
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye?
Circuit: Simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lagane ka!🤣
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MUNNA BHAI : Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI : Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT : Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.🤣
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Q: So this Bholaji is walking the other day and comes across a banana peel on the road. Can you guess what he must be thinking ?
A: "Hey Bhagwan... aaj bhi girna padega..."🤣
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CIRCUIT : Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
SHORT CIRCUIT : Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.😎😆
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Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Bhola: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI😆
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Do you think I have gone bananas telling jokes here?😛 Actually I am trying to make you laugh and roll.😃
Tell me one thing - did these make you first break into a grin and then into a smile and then into a full laugh?
It definitely made me smile when I wrote them.😛
How often do we hear- "A day without laughter is a day wasted ".How often do we feel –if only I had heard a joke to cheer me up. How often do we say- what can I do to cheer up my sad friend.
Bringing a smile on a loved ones face is the best gift you can give them.Its totally selfless and pricelss. Laughter is the best medicine that cures-boredom, sadness, cheers up all and makes memorable moments to cherish and reminisce with a smile later on.
We all at IF will do exactly that. We will spread laughter around for all our loved ones. To make one laugh, nothing like a joke
Hey Come on... have to do justice to the recently added "ROFL" emoticon. So what are you all waiting for? Think out the silliest, wackiest, funniest jokes and post them here…so that you smile when you write them and others laugh when they read them.
By the way , have you heard these ones :😆
PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI : Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
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CIRCUIT : Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI : Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT : Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.
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Bhola was getting bitten by mosquitoes the whole night. He got
irritated... drank poison & said,
Ab kaato saalon, sab maroge!
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Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Ek admi sadhu se bola : meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
Sadhu bola, : agar upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?
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Here's to a bout of laughter riot..that will leave you rolling…happy laughing !
Cheers!
Note : Its a family forum where young members also come.So members please refrain from posting profane jokes.
