The Reunion of THE MACCHARS, Ram and Shyam

By the way did u people forget who Ram and Shyam are😕😡, Arey yaar me Ram who has bitten Mr. Barun sobti and the other one is shyam who stayed on Akshay shoulder all the time during shooting of IPK...😉

We came back to Raizada mansion again because one of our fellow Macchar Association has informed that IPK came back, Ek baar phir se😲

Ram: Arey shamu what is the meaning of Ek baar phir se

Shyam: Itna nahi pata rey Ramu, Ek baar phir se means one more time😛

Ram: Accha really, so lets see what is one more time in the set yaara

Shyam: Chalo we will go for a tour and have bites of blood from barun sobti and akshay dogra😊

Ram: Arey ye sab to naya log hi yaar, barun, sanaya, akshay, deepali, abhaas, daljeet, nanji, garima, bauji, babuji, mama, mami koyi nahi hi yaha😔

Shyam: Don't get tensed Ramu... may be the coffee madam, intense writer, camera angle director, chemistry director are the same😃

Ramu: Nahi shyamu😭 200 people who lost jobs due to IPK 1 has been changed. Ek baar phir se couldn't give job to at least one person rey. Even the chai wala and break pakoda wala near by the sets have changed

Shyam: Really😲

Ram: Shyam looks like ASR⭐️ got a big deal yaara, he has changed the set and remodeled the mansion. They made coloring to the set, had changed the bed sheets too, see ASR has purchased a red Ferrari, before he used to have only Safari to his credit

Shyam: Arey R u blind?😡 This is Shlok not ASR

Ram: Shlok ye kon hi baba😕 Ek baar phir se matlab ASR has converted to Shlok

Shyam: Vo mujhe nahi pata but he is Shlok, he is not our ASR, understood dumbo🤢

Ram: Nahi, ye nahi ho sakta... Shyam dekho ASR plants and pool gum gaya 🤔

Shyam: Don't worry, dubara hain na they will come back after some time😆

Ram: Lakshmiji and HP kaha ho aap

Shyam: Lakshmi and HP left to Himalayas when they came to know there are no plants to eat and no garden to water yaara

Ram: Shyam Anjali didi kaha hi, Shyam to vaise hi jail mein hi,😕

Shyam: Anjali didi pooja karte karte kissi mandir mein permanent resident hogayi hogi yaar, waise Shyam has already left na😊

Ram: Naniji bi kaha hi, Mamaji went to US and never returned, where is Mamiji😲

Shyam: Vo Lucknow ka satsang hi na vaha chali gayi naniji, Mamiji na Makeup wa ka naya course join hogayi hi issliye she is not appearing herez, understood. 😛

Before you ask dekh yaara Akash and Payal along with Mama has left to US. Rupee is in a very bad state, upar se yaha ka garmi they didn't want to come back🥱

Ram: Shyamu Shlok parents are alive and Shlok doesn't like his mother yaara😲

Shyam: Yehi twist hoga yaara, ASR loved his mom, hated his father. Both of them have commited suicide but dekho idhar Shlok hates mom, loves father and they are alive👏

Ram: Shlok hates girls, humara ASR loved his mom and sister. He has huge respect for naniji and mamiji, ofcourse payal too... End mein kushi sab se pehle aagayi, vo alag baat hi

Shyam: Haan sochna vali baat hi yaar kyun hate karta hi girls ko shlok baba, to know more details logon to SP at 6 pm

Ram: 6 Pm se yaad aaya humara IPK used to come at 8 pm na yaara

Shyam: Revamp ho gaya hi na yaar isliye it is at 6 pm

Ram: Arey yaar shyamu humari khoosie has different clothes, no pom poms, naya hair style and vo dekho thoda bahut money bi hi vuska paas, English seekh gayi hi kooshie😕

Shyam: Lagta hi U R blind by birth, she is not our kushi, she is Aashta😛

Ram: Haan ye kab huva aur dekho she has Anarkali song and not jalebi bhai or devi maiyya song yaara😒

Shyamu: Ramu dekho people should change with time. Jalebi bhai or devi maiyya ring tone is in khoosie zamana lekin ab to Aastha is in this zamana na she has Anarkali song yaara😆

Ram: Aashta has naniji😲 amma and babuji are there btw

Shyam: I told u that is the twist Aashta buaji has turned into naniji🤣

Ram: Shyamu Shlok and Aashta met but this time Shlok on stage and Aashta off- stage hi yaar😡

Shyam: Tu kitna bewakoof hi yaar revamp matlab male lead on stage and female lead not on the stage, uff kitna samjana padhta hi yaar🤪

Ram: Aacha vo sab to theek hi but everyone loved Dori breaking scene which was intense and passionate na, but yaha to it was bangle breaking scene, ye kya hi🥺

Shyam: That is what called as Creative magnam opus, dori breaking converted into bangle breaking minus intense and passionate❤️

Ram: Theek hi mujhe kuch samaj mein naha aata but u tell What does actually Ek baar phir se mean, no same actors, no same technicians, no same creative team, no same PH, no same characters, no same clothes, no same passion or intensity, no same picturization, no same story, no same scenes tu phir dobara kya hi😡😲🥱😆

Shyam: Sach baat kahu Ramu... hum to MACCHAR HI, humara brain itna chota sa, how can we know yaara... How can we know about humans and their brains yaara. SP to bada channel hi aur bade log, unka brain bahut bada hoga... hum ko kya pata🤪

With that Ram and Shyam got disappointed😭 and thought kaash we didn't do this reunion yaara

PS: This is for fun... I didn't intend to bash or criticize anyone. In my opinion I never liked the concept of using the IPK name without atleast one similarity in it. People may say our IPK is one and original, it is the best. West follows series, Channel has induced so much of money, so they can use and all. Thanks I know all of it but series in west has atleast continuation of story, or same characters with diff faces or same faces with diff char or same creative team. If everything is different there is no point in usage of the franchise name and that too so early. And most importantly not to a project whose concept has changed last moment

Anyway that is my point of view but I am no one who can dictate terms of SP. I will say best of luck to the new team but some where heart pinches with that name and banner on my screen.