~~CONGO SHONGO Eco green Deepali ~~

Khud ko karo kanjoos itna,
ki har sms bhejne se pahle,
service center wale call kr ke khud puchhe..

Sir ji
Ru sure?
bhejna hai,
ki sending fail kr du?

Har barish mein yahi dua hai hamari ki
Barish ke jitne qatre zamin par gire,
Utni baar aap slip ho ke gire,

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Khushiyo ke samundar mein.😳

Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota,
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.😲😲😲

Pyar ki gadi mein kabhi petrol nahi hota,
pyar ke safar mein kabhi panchar nahi hota,
Pyar jivan ki aisi gadi hai jis mein
2 se jayada passenger nahi hota.

Pyar kabhi na karna pardesi se,

Rote-Rote naina thak jayenge,
Pyar karna ho to karo hamesha padosi se,
Roz balcony se darshan to ho jayenge

Zindgi mein sada muskurate raho,

fasle kam karo dil milate raho,
dard kesa bhi ho koi gham na karo,
iodex khrido aur lagate raho.

Arz kiya hai..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.
Wah wah..
Gor farmaiye..
Muskarana to har ladki ki adaa hai.

Use jo mohabbat samjhe wo sabse bada GDHA hai

Husband to wife,
na kajre ki dhar,
na motiyo ki haar,
na koi kiya singar,
fir bi itni sundr ho..

Wife: Saaf-saaf bolo
make up ke liye paise nahi dunga.😆

1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.

Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao. 😉😆