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*Pelvic thrusting her way into the forums - Chikni Chameli style*. I was too busy Sheila-ki-jaawani-ing in other forums when I came across the news that Arjun Rampal shall be the next guest to appear in Jhalak. *Perverted grin*. I've had a gigantically HUGE crush on him since I was 10 years old. Pathetic, I know. But since he resembled a Greek God back in the days, you could not blame me for going all googly eyed on him. It's been 11 years (more than a decade) and I still STILL have a celebrity crush on him. *Sigh*. Slap me somebody?
How-to-the-EVER, I'm actually dreading his appearance since we are all very obviously aware how shit and rigged Colors are. Not to mention the embarrassingly forced scripts. I've had to squeeze a pillow or two in shame whenever I watch a very obvious forced interaction between celebrities and contestants. I.E. The Sharukh Khan and DD Jab tak hai Jaan interaction almost left me with NO JAAN as I was about to tear through the tectonic plates, kick through the earths crust and curl into a ball as I floated miserably around the solar system. The irony of the Jab Tak Hai Jaan poem was that it left audiences like me questioning whether there would be a Kal Ho Na Ho.
IF colors forces another contestant to claim that they love him/have always loved him etc, I'll positively rage more harder than Hulk, Amir Khan Ghajini and a constipated baby - COMBINED. And I assure you there is nothing attractive about a constipated baby + Hulk mashed into one. NOTHING. If Colors writes a script whereby Arjun has to state that he watches Madhubala, I'm sending a virtual Sunny Deol Dhai Kilo Ki Haat his way to shut him up before he humiliates me and himself as well. 😳
How-to-the-EVER, I'm actually dreading his appearance since we are all very obviously aware how shit and rigged Colors are. Not to mention the embarrassingly forced scripts. I've had to squeeze a pillow or two in shame whenever I watch a very obvious forced interaction between celebrities and contestants. I.E. The Sharukh Khan and DD Jab tak hai Jaan interaction almost left me with NO JAAN as I was about to tear through the tectonic plates, kick through the earths crust and curl into a ball as I floated miserably around the solar system. The irony of the Jab Tak Hai Jaan poem was that it left audiences like me questioning whether there would be a Kal Ho Na Ho.
IF colors forces another contestant to claim that they love him/have always loved him etc, I'll positively rage more harder than Hulk, Amir Khan Ghajini and a constipated baby - COMBINED. And I assure you there is nothing attractive about a constipated baby + Hulk mashed into one. NOTHING. If Colors writes a script whereby Arjun has to state that he watches Madhubala, I'm sending a virtual Sunny Deol Dhai Kilo Ki Haat his way to shut him up before he humiliates me and himself as well. 😳
Please Colors, let a celebrity be normal for once! Let him be a fan of another show! A complete random show. I'll even accept Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi. He can even recite some Kahani Ghar Ghar Ki dialogues. ANYTHING!
P.S. I wish they could apply the Pinocchio magic into this show. I could imagine every single contestant and judge would have the longest nose possible after all the lies they utter.
P.S. I wish they could apply the Pinocchio magic into this show. I could imagine every single contestant and judge would have the longest nose possible after all the lies they utter.
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