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Ishita's Parrot
Ishita goes to a pet shop and falls in love with a parrot. She tells the shop owner that she would pay Rs. 2000/- more if the he trains the parrot to say 4 words.
She asks the pet shop owner to train the parrot to say 'sleazeball' when it sees Akaash's picture; 'handsome' when it sees Yash's picture, 'grumpy' when it sees Aarti's picture, and 'pretty woman' when it sees her (Ishita's) picture.
The owner trained the parrot in about a week's time. Ishita made sure that the parrot was well trained before she purchased the parrot and brought it home.
The evening that Ishita brought the parrot home, Yash walked through the room and the parrot said "Hi handsome". Aarti was right behind Yash and the bird responded with "pretty woman" and whistled. Yash put his arm around Aarti and they both smiled at the bird.
Ishita who was watching this from afar strutted into room and the bird said "Why, it is grumpy!"
Akaash who was following Ishita put a sympathetic arm around her as the bird said "Get your hands off you sleazeball!"
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