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OMG Just read this and I haven't laughed this much in ages... Kudos to the writer 😊
CREDIT GOES TO - CHITMANAS 😊 here's the link
http://dhwani.mytvsoapforum.com/t12923-qh-highly-educational-pulp-fiction-dictionary#66466
OR FEEL FREE TO READ HERE 😊
Let's see what Gul has shown thus far [b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"]that's made an impression on me[/b]….. if nothing else, it's been educational on how to do the following actions, toh chalo shuru karte hain QH ki pulp dictionary, leke allah miyah ka naam:
1) Khasak-Khasak-Stabology: stab people
2) Pyro-Blackmalia: set fires to factories and then frame others and blackmail them
3) Ulta-Latak-Jhatak-Pusho-Stranglo: torture old people like hang'em upside down, push them into pools, push them down the stairs, use phone cords to strangle them etc. etc.
4) Ammi-ki-kasamania: blackmail by pretending that you'll swallow sleeping tablets; use your biggest weapon of tears and blackmail when you don't get your way and keep repeating 'ammi ki kasam kha'
5) Cut-Burn-OuchOuch: slit your wrists and hand, burn your hand with hot iron box
6) Durgs-Lies-And-VideoTape: drug your own daughter and make her sleep next to the guy she loves to blackmail the guy
7) Gas-PhuusPhuss-Killeria: turn on gas cylinders so people can kill themselves by turning on the stove
8) Mehendi-Burning-Laayegi: pour acid into mehendi and also learn to bear the pain or the burning sensation of acid on your palm in an overly dramatic fashion like it's an everyday thingie
9) Ooo-Wow-Electro-Sparkology: get electrocuted
10) GrrrGrrr-Gorilla-firology: use only gorilla sized candles to set fire to strings that hold chandeliers
11) Human-Chicken-BhaiBhai: break chicken neck and make it look like chicken blood is equal to human blood (how very generous of humans, wah bhai, chicken and human are shame to shame)
12) Always-Bury-Why-Worry: oh, let's not forget, bury people alive…… if you happen to know something's going wrong, run away without saving a person then have a mentos moment and run back like hell to find the buried person and don't forget to kiss them on the forehead, arre, they just got out of a traumatic situashun and deserve some affection, right?
13) Liars-Always-Righto-Right: never ever believe when people tell you the truth; your childhood friend whom you haven't seen in ages is ALWAYS RIGHT, GOT IT?
14) Psycho-Tum-Ek-Kamere-Mein-Band-Ho: YOU MUST LIVE CLOSE TO THE PSYCHO and never be separated in order to be tortured by them, that's how much you must love them, the thought of leaving shouldn't and musn't enter your head
15) Luv-Shuv-Te-Psychomania: Always be on friendly terms with psychos, hug her, call her names, but do not, I repeat do not find intelligent ways to expose the bad gal, act like a fool only….. one never talks ill of a friend, right?
16) Deaf-Dumbology-Aur-Meomory-Lossology: whether you are the good guy or bad guy, share your plans on how you'll wreck your enemy's life……..the other party MUST PRETEND TO BE DEAF, DUMB or better yet, HAVE COMPLETE MEMORY LOSS
17) Ignorance-Is-Blissaria-Blame-Like-Helleria: when vamp says she'll give you USED GOODS of a hubby, just learn to ignore her, have rrromantic moments with your fianc and when the sky falls on your head i.e. vamp calls to tell you she slept with your fianc, CRY LIKE HELL and RUN AWAY and PLZ BLAME THE FIANCE and not the VAMP, she's innocent gal
18) Hehehe-Aspataal-KhulaKhula: After reading all this if there's still any sanity left, then find the nearest Mental Hospital
1) Khasak-Khasak-Stabology: stab people
2) Pyro-Blackmalia: set fires to factories and then frame others and blackmail them
3) Ulta-Latak-Jhatak-Pusho-Stranglo: torture old people like hang'em upside down, push them into pools, push them down the stairs, use phone cords to strangle them etc. etc.
4) Ammi-ki-kasamania: blackmail by pretending that you'll swallow sleeping tablets; use your biggest weapon of tears and blackmail when you don't get your way and keep repeating 'ammi ki kasam kha'
5) Cut-Burn-OuchOuch: slit your wrists and hand, burn your hand with hot iron box
6) Durgs-Lies-And-VideoTape: drug your own daughter and make her sleep next to the guy she loves to blackmail the guy
7) Gas-PhuusPhuss-Killeria: turn on gas cylinders so people can kill themselves by turning on the stove
8) Mehendi-Burning-Laayegi: pour acid into mehendi and also learn to bear the pain or the burning sensation of acid on your palm in an overly dramatic fashion like it's an everyday thingie
9) Ooo-Wow-Electro-Sparkology: get electrocuted
10) GrrrGrrr-Gorilla-firology: use only gorilla sized candles to set fire to strings that hold chandeliers
11) Human-Chicken-BhaiBhai: break chicken neck and make it look like chicken blood is equal to human blood (how very generous of humans, wah bhai, chicken and human are shame to shame)
12) Always-Bury-Why-Worry: oh, let's not forget, bury people alive…… if you happen to know something's going wrong, run away without saving a person then have a mentos moment and run back like hell to find the buried person and don't forget to kiss them on the forehead, arre, they just got out of a traumatic situashun and deserve some affection, right?
13) Liars-Always-Righto-Right: never ever believe when people tell you the truth; your childhood friend whom you haven't seen in ages is ALWAYS RIGHT, GOT IT?
14) Psycho-Tum-Ek-Kamere-Mein-Band-Ho: YOU MUST LIVE CLOSE TO THE PSYCHO and never be separated in order to be tortured by them, that's how much you must love them, the thought of leaving shouldn't and musn't enter your head
15) Luv-Shuv-Te-Psychomania: Always be on friendly terms with psychos, hug her, call her names, but do not, I repeat do not find intelligent ways to expose the bad gal, act like a fool only….. one never talks ill of a friend, right?
16) Deaf-Dumbology-Aur-Meomory-Lossology: whether you are the good guy or bad guy, share your plans on how you'll wreck your enemy's life……..the other party MUST PRETEND TO BE DEAF, DUMB or better yet, HAVE COMPLETE MEMORY LOSS
17) Ignorance-Is-Blissaria-Blame-Like-Helleria: when vamp says she'll give you USED GOODS of a hubby, just learn to ignore her, have rrromantic moments with your fianc and when the sky falls on your head i.e. vamp calls to tell you she slept with your fianc, CRY LIKE HELL and RUN AWAY and PLZ BLAME THE FIANCE and not the VAMP, she's innocent gal
18) Hehehe-Aspataal-KhulaKhula: After reading all this if there's still any sanity left, then find the nearest Mental Hospital
Kumkum Bhagya
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