A poorly drawn out version of what I expect Uma da Behn to carry out in the next seven weeks.
Week one- Try to convince your beta that she is eventually a city girl who has nothing better to do than go around "trapping" innocent boys and that he will have to spend the rest of his life sneezing over his ruined life. *achchooo!* Beta will instead go for a prolonged honeymoon with dear wifey, thus making our lives brighter and ...brighter ;)
Week two- Try to turn the family members against Chhanchhan. Tell Ranjana Sanjana and all the janas that CC will steal their dantmanjan-as soon. Tell Sasur ji that she will make him eat hundreds of gulab jamuns every day[I wouldn't mind!].
Week three- Order Puch Puch out of the house. CC would go after him, wouldn't she? Will be chased by fan girls of Puchpuch and withdraw her order. *woof!*
Week four- Will tell CC to stop going to work. Will be chased by all the dogs CC trains. *woof!*
Week five- Will pretend to faint again. Will lie there on the floor for the entire week.
Week six- Will actually faint. Just kidding. I wish!
Week seven- Will give up. Will watch English movies with Chhanchhan and stop making constipated faces. Will eventually end up falling for Voldemort [On HBO] and divorce her poor cute thing of a husband.
And hence, the borisagar family will end up losing their long long "nose." Literally!
PS- Pic from google. Any reference to any villain, living or dead or half dead if purely fictional. No offence intended.
Edited by Amethyst. - 12 years ago