How to lose a Bahu in 7 weeks.

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A poorly drawn out version of what I expect Uma da Behn to carry out in the next seven weeks.


Week one- Try to convince your beta that she is eventually a city girl who has nothing better to do than go around "trapping" innocent boys and that he will have to spend the rest of his life sneezing over his ruined life. *achchooo!* Beta will instead go for a prolonged honeymoon with dear wifey, thus making our lives brighter and ...brighter ;)


Week two- Try to turn the family members against Chhanchhan. Tell Ranjana Sanjana and all the janas that CC will steal their dantmanjan-as soon. Tell Sasur ji that she will make him eat hundreds of gulab jamuns every day[I wouldn't mind!].


Week three- Order Puch Puch out of the house. CC would go after him, wouldn't she? Will be chased by fan girls of Puchpuch and withdraw her order. *woof!*


Week four- Will tell CC to stop going to work. Will be chased by all the dogs CC trains. *woof!*


Week five- Will pretend to faint again. Will lie there on the floor for the entire week.


Week six- Will actually faint. Just kidding. I wish!


Week seven- Will give up. Will watch English movies with Chhanchhan and stop making constipated faces. Will eventually end up falling for Voldemort [On HBO] and divorce her poor cute thing of a husband.



And hence, the borisagar family will end up losing their long long "nose." Literally!








PS- Pic from google. Any reference to any villain, living or dead or half dead if purely fictional. No offence intended.
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Sidda8 thumbnail
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Thanks for this hilarious post. It has managed to lighten my mood a bit.
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: Sidda8

Thanks for this hilarious post. It has managed to lighten my mood a bit.


Oh! am glad it did :D
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Thanks for this post Risha
I hope u remember me *winks*
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Of course it would! You didn't think I would be sitting here writing such posts if I could write a TV show, would I? ;)
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Very cute post ...😃 Lightens up the mood totally ...can't beleive I am still mad ...
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: -Kina-

Thanks for this post Risha
I hope u remember me *winks*

Thanks for reading :)
Haha! I sure do ;)

Originally posted by: Guinea

Very cute post ...😃 Lightens up the mood totally ...can't beleive I am still mad ...


Am glad it does :) Hah. I can understand! Lets just say, smiling takes less effort and is worth more than staying mad!
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Lol😆

This woman amazes me, no she does! I mean, it was total wth moment when she was plotting with the man whose name I forget and handed him the list while the wedding was going on! May be this is normal for saas bahu shows,...sometimes I wonder why I watch this show. I hope she comes up with a classy plan at the least!!

Or else, CC can make her watch the Hangover Trilogy 😎


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Posted: 12 years ago
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I thought it was 6 din, ladki in ... now its 7 hafte, bahu chal de ... sorry, bad rhyme 😆

Nice post, TM ... good for the current mood
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Posted: 12 years ago
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Originally posted by: DiyaS

I thought it was 6 din, ladki in ... now its 7 hafte, bahu chal de ... sorry, bad rhyme 😆

Nice post, TM ... good for the current mood


UB better act fast, stretch those seven weeks to nine months, her son might crash all her plans..😛

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