MUNNABHAI-CIRCUIT chale Masterchef...!

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@allizzwell

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Munna-circuit chale Masterchef...... chak ko bhailog...!

Munnabhai-MB

Circuit- C

MB: Aaj kuch khane ki tamanna hai, Aaj kuch khaane ka iraada hai...!

C: Bhai, yeh aap kya gaa rahe ho...???

MB: Arrey Aaj apun log judge banker jaa rahela hai Masterchef mein...!

C: sacchi, bhai?? Lekin kya aapko khane ka gyaan hai??

MB: teri khane ke gyaan ka kya achaar dhaalon?? Vindoo ko thodi na gyaan tha? usko bhalaya na last season... toh hum kyun nahi jaa sakthe??

C: correct bhai... bilkul correct... Ek dum thaali chaka chak saaf karke aa jaate hain..!

MB: Aee Circuit, tu Doyel ka khana Baja dhal, mein

ripu ka khana judge karoonga, agar baccha toh...!

C: Nahi bhai, Maine Doyel ki diary padi hai... khane ke liye Delnaaz ki aloo-maggi bhi kha loon, par Doyel ka khana??

MB: kyun bhey, tujhe usme uska mehnat ka paseena nahi dikhtha???

C: diktha hai bhai... isiliye toh...! Gandhiji ne kahan hai, bura math dekho, bura math suno, bura math kaho... main maantha hoon, bura math khavon...!

MB: kya baat kahin ... bheja fresh ho gaya..! Main sochtha hoon Navneet hi jeetega...!SP wale kanha-bhakth aur shiv-bhakth ko kaali haath nahi lautathe... !

C: Bhai, mujhe lagtha hai Doyel jeetegi... kyunki Aamir ji ne kahan hai, " Tujhe sab hai patha meri maa" SP wale ek maa ko hi jeetayenge...! dekh lena bhai..!

MB:Yeh dono ne itni mehnat ki hai iss show mein, Navneet toh poori raat dialogue pe dialogue pad kar thak jaata tha toh Doyel bechari akele hi Amul parlour saaf karne mein lagi thi...!Doyal ko apne bagal mein banne wale khaney ka bhi gyaan tha... wah wah wah...👏👏👏

C: Haan bhai Suna hai Aditi aur Devyani ko dialogues bholne nahi aate the, isliye unhe get out kiya. Nisha aunty aur Ishrat toh gamandi they, entertain karna nahi aata tha... toh unhe nikal diya... Happy, khoku aur Yasmeen ke dishes itne lajawaab they ki judges ko naye comments dhoondne mein pareshane hoti, isliye unhe nikala gaya...! Sachin aur Jehan ko andar-bahar, andar-bahar karke finally knock out kar diya...!

MB: Sacchi, dekh delnaaz ki 14 years ki experience nahi chali Bigg boss mein aur Nisha aunty ki 25 years bhi nahi chali masterchef mein...! kya thakkar diya SP walon ne Colors ko... wah...lo kallo baat isse kehthe hai competition...!

C: bhai, soch liya maine... main toh Ripu ka khana chak loonga... aap doyel aur navneet dono ka chak lijiye...!

MB: abbey shaaney, tu kya judges ko ullu samajtha hai?? Ripu ka khana toh woh khud chak ne ke liye soch rahe hain.. SAFE rehna chahthe hai ... humen toh sirf Doyel aur Navneet ka khana chak na hoga...!

C: bhai, phir toh aap chak lo...... aapun toh khisak rahela hai... Har Har Mahadev...!

Edited by -allizwell- - 12 years ago

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khamosshhh

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Hillarious as usual.😆😆😆

and ur love for Delu and her Maggi keeps getting stronger day by day.😉😆

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Originally posted by: khamosshhh
Hillarious as usual.😆😆😆

and ur love for Delu and her Maggi keeps getting stronger day by day.😉😆

😆Thanks muns...😆

Delu and meri tanhai...

aksar yeh baatein karthe hain,

woh hoti toh aisa hota,

woh hoti toh waisa hota...

. hum iss baat par phaddam-paad karthe,

hum uss baat par invisible tears bahate...

delu hoti toh aisa hota, delu hoti toh waisa hota...🤣

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khamosshhh

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Originally posted by: -allizwell-

😆Thanks muns...😆

Delu and meri tanhai...

aksar yeh baatein karthe hain,

woh hoti toh aisa hota,

woh hoti toh waisa hota...

. hum iss baat par phaddam-paad karthe,

hum uss baat par invisible tears bahate...

delu hoti toh aisa hota, delu hoti toh waisa hota...🤣

🤣

Kahin Rajev ka bhoot toh nahin aa gaya hai??? Itna aseem pyar Delu ke liye aur upar se poetry, poetry nahin poem.😉😆

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jyothi

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Hillarius post.

BB is coming soon.

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akku8910

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Hilarious post 😆😆.

MB: Sacchi, dekh delnaaz ki 14 years ki experience nahi chali Bigg boss mein aur Nisha aunty ki 25 years bhi nahi chali masterchef mein...! kya thakkar diya SP walon ne Colors ko... wah...lo kallo baat isse kehthe hai competition..

👍🏼

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@allizzwell

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Originally posted by: khamosshhh

🤣

Kahin Rajev ka bhoot toh nahin aa gaya hai??? Itna aseem pyar Delu ke liye aur upar se poetry, poetry nahin poem.😉😆

Delu jahan, shayari wahan...😆... isiliye toh Pillu 14 years tak latak raha tha, peecha choota toh khitaab tak chapkar aa gayi...😆

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Pillwa

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Posted: 12 years ago

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😆

laxmi tell us finally mb and C kiska khana chaka? kahi dellu ko to nehi? 😆

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BullsEye777

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Posted: 12 years ago

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🤣

Laxmi ji, been around 6 months and you still haven't found anyone to give takkar to Delu? Mujhe lagta hai ki 14 saal ke baad bhi you will be doing Delu jaap 😆

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BullsEye777

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Posted: 12 years ago

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Munna bhai to jail mein khaana bana raha hai.. Bechara circuit akele kis kis ka khaana chakega

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