I scored the best shit ever!
Khushi stared at the screen of her phone completely perplexed. "What?"
Ugh I meant shit
...
*SHOT
"Did you guys win?!"
You bitch!
"What the hell is wrong with you?!"
you BETCHA!! Stupid auto cucumber
W*F!
Auto cucumber
Auto c o r r e c t!
It'll be the dearth of me one day.
Death. Damnit DEATH*
Okay I'm done.
"Just come home."
*Next Day*
Khushi there's a sale on the large bottles of cocks! Should I get some?
"TURN OFF YOUR STUPID AUTO CORRECT"
Oh again?!
I think you know what I meant.
"I seriously HOPE you meant bottles of COKE?"
Obviously. You still love me right?
"That's debatable."
*Day After*
After spending time at La's house, I find titties are adorable! A couple would be nice. They'll keep you busy while you're at home all day.
"I'm beyond offended right now. And the fact that you were staring at La's breasts...You're so dead, Arnav."
Holy shit! I swear I meant Kitties! Like baby cats? Khushi...you know you're perfect in every way.
"I'm seriously going to break your phone in pieces tonight."
I love you.
*20 min later*
Khushi...?
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Cricket
