OS: Autocorrect Fail #2
"You got to stop with the sodomy...did you know it kills 10 people a day?!"
It kills people?! But...we don't even do that. That's so awkward, Arnav.
"Oh shit! I'm sorry honey, I meant SODIUM. Not sodomy. Damn - that is awkward."
Arnav guess what?!
"What?"
Akash got AIDS this semester!
"WHAT?! Why didn't anyone tell me earlier?!"
No, no! Don't freak out! I meant As!!!
"Khushi Kumari Gupta Singh Raizada! Have you turned on your autocorrect?!"
Shut up! It IS useful sometimes.
"Hypocrite."
Whatever. My one mistake is nothing compared to all your stupid ones.
"We'll just see."
*1 Week Later*
OMG!!! Arnav, Buaji is cumming!!!
"Bloody hell! At this fricken age?!"
She's not disabled Arnav - she can still walk.
"...Khushi...can you please read what you sent just two minutes ago."
AAAH. That's NOT what I meant! She's coming to our place!
"Well yay! She'll be cumming around the mountain when she cums!"
Okay, that's disgusting. Stop.
"You started it."
*Another Day*
Arnav!! I THINK Akash is finally going to propose to Payal!
"I hope he dies."
That is so mean it's not even funny. Why would you hope for something like that?
"Look this is excusable. I wrote does* but it changed it to dies. Seriously. He's my brother, why would I want him to die?!"
I don't know...you're weird that way.
****
"I finally got my week vacation! Get ready Khushi, we're going river farting!"
Oh wow, isn't that pleasant...
"Rafting*. You in?"
Well that depends. As long as you don't fart! LMAO!
"Hahahaha."
"Not funny. -_- "
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I'm sorry if this was shit beyond limits. 😕
