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PART 1
"welcome to ETF singer!!!"š¤£š¤£(omg mujhe abhi hasi aa rahi hain...ye log kya gaana gayenge..RIP audienceš¤£š¤£š¤£)
"humara pehla participant hain Aisha!"š¤£(i donno y but i am laughingš¤£š¤£)
Aisha walked in confidently.šš(main hoon AISHA! Aisha ko pakadna mushkil hi nahin na mumkin hain!š¤£š¤£š¤£y m i writing this here...i hve gone mad!š wait...i am already madš¤£š¤£)
"main behra hone waala hoon" rathod said and plugged his ears with cotton.š¤£š¤£š¤£(imagine the scene!! lolš behra..š)
Aisha looked at Rathod...He quickly got up in his seat and began clapping and whistling n all to impress her..š¤£š¤£š¤£(Aisha Super Singer ka Whistle Poduš¤£š¤£ guys i dont know tamil!š¤£)
"go for it aisha! Go for it ! maar daalo sabko behra kar do..." "oops"he said.š¤£š¤£š¤£(rathod will ur funeral be tom or today...mujhe flight se aana hain na isiliye..š¤£š¤£š¤£)
"i mean sing so well ki hum behre ho jaye" he said praying all the existing gods not to anger Aisha or else she will hit him.(lol biwi se maar khaatha sainš¤£š¤£ lolll!š)
Aisha scolded him mentally. "aao ghar bata ti hoon tumhe!" she said.š¤£š¤£(bataogi ya maaroge..i guess second one no..main bhi yahi karti isiliyeš¤£JAI HARATHIYA NAARI!š¤£š¤£)
So the singing began.(kill me plz)
"saaa re gaaa ma paaa da niii sa..." she said in high pitch,yes she sang all of them in high pitch.(me dead my ghost is writing it..i cant hear anythingš¤£š¤£š¤£)
"hello! Kokilaben hospital..kaise ho aap.." rathod took out his phone and dialled the hosp no.š¤£š¤£(LIC LIFE PLAN EH?š¤£š¤£)
"ji mujhe ek ambulance ki jaroorat jaldi pad sakthi hain..bejwa dena huh!"he said smiling sarcasticly.š¤£š¤£š¤£(koi mere ghar par bhi tho bhejwawoo..kuch din hosp be bitaane ka mann hain..waha aaraam se tv dekh sakthi hoon..waise baath sach na ho jayeš²š²š² ghar mein shaadi hain..š¤£š¤£)
"waise me marr bhi saktha hoon.."š¤£š¤£(u dont say...m already dead𤣠thanks to ur wife's singing!𤣠felt like a frog blared in my ears! all aisha deewani plz dont kill me ghar mein shaadi hain :P š¤£baadh mein khud aa jaongi college shuru hoga na isiliye :P)
"kya?aap paagal hoon?"š¤£š¤£(tho kya seedha dimaag wala lagtha hain tumhe?š¤£)
"ji wo kya hain...MAIN.. tha nahin..ab shaadi ke baad tho ye common bemaari hain.."š¤£š¤£(reminder:married people control your anger!š)
"o i see! Mera bhi wahi haal hain jee..."š¤£š¤£(ek anaar 100 bemaar!š¤£š¤£ waise anaar is shaadi..u dirty minds!š¤£)
Aisha threw the mike at Rathod. Rathod caught it while it hit his noseš¤£š¤£. "main tho gaya" he thoughtš¤£. "bhej jiye ambulance bhejiye jaldi jaldi jaldi jaldi jaldi plz" he cried.š¤£š¤£š¤£
"u cockroach!!" she screamed.(cockroach?par cockroach ke mooch nahi hote naš¤£š¤£)
Aisha moved forward to hit him.š¤£š¤£š¤£
(hare ram hare ram ram ram hare hare...bg music!)
"mummy nahin mummy nahin..plz...main kal khaana banaungaš¤£..tumhari sarees bhi iron karoongaš¤£š¤£...plz...mujhe bacho yaar koyi..is chudail i mean..durga maa se koyi bachao!!" he screamed as tears flowed down his eyes!(ooo i cant controlll!š¤£š¤£)
Aisha walked out while Rathod was following her holding her legsš¤£š¤£š¤£.(remember the scene of sunil shetty n Celina jaitley...when suniel was caught cheating on her..so she dragged him with her legs all the way out!š¤£š¤£š¤£ hahahahahhahahhaahhaah!!!!!!!!š¤£)
"lagtha hain pehli contestant kuch jyaada hi josh mein thi!"š(bohut zyaadaš¤£)
Btw one the judges had fainted because of aisha's singing so he was shifted to the hosp.Thanks to Rathod for ambulance.š¤£š¤£(dammit rathod! good work!š¤£š¤£)
"humaara next contestant hain CHOTU"š¤£(god m laughing alreadyš¤£š¤£)
Originally posted by: ila_tanwar
you didnt pm me it is hilaarious...
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